These are Lame Chats and Stupid IMs
I am on a level 78 Death Knight, and a level 85 hunter whispers me…
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Gotswagger: 2v2?
davepoobond: whosajiggawhat?
Gotswagger: well?
davepoobond: yeah ok
Gotswagger: tight!
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Gotswagger invites me to a group. A minute goes by, then he removes me from the group. 20 seconds later he invites me again, obviously trying to add me to his arena team to no success.
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Gotswagger: not high enough
davepoobond: im really high
Gotswagger: lol
A level 60 hunter sees me on my Death Knight flying the Death Knight-only flying mount (meaning hunters cannot get that mount)…
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Glowann: how do you get one of those?
Glowann: (flying mounts)
davepoobond: i bought it
Glowann: were
davepoobond: acherus
Glowann: and thats?
davepoobond: what
Glowann: were is acherus?
davepoobond: epl
Glowann: ty
Glowann: what level do you need to befor it?
Glowann: (flying mount)
Glowann: were in acherus?
davepoobond: vendor
Glowann: in the in the sky
davepoobond: ya
Glowann: dead commander thalanor?
davepoobond: idk
Glowann: whats the mount called?
davepoobond: [Winged Steed of the Ebon Blade]
Glowann: i can’t fined it
Glowann: 🙁
Glowann: ;(
Glowann: do you know were i can buy a dragon mount
Glowann: ?
davepoobond: no
Glowann: :/
Glowann: ty
In trade chat I say:
davepoobond: WTS [Tremendous Tankard O’ Terror] pst offer
davepoobond: WTS [Flintrock Shoulders] – xmog gear 100g
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And in whispers I get….
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Edwarto: il buy it
Edwarto: il buy it
davepoobond: which one
Edwarto: the thing your selling
davepoobond: [Flintrock Shoulders]?
Edwarto: the thing u had on trade chat
davepoobond: [Tremendous Tankard O’ Terror]?
Edwarto: u know the one u had on trade chat u were advertising
davepoobond: yeah i put two items
davepoobond: those two
Edwarto: ya il take the one
davepoobond: you sure? the one that you want might not be the one that you want
davepoobond: it might be even two things in one
Edwarto: how much for it
davepoobond: depending on what the one thing is
davepoobond: well, depends on what one thing you want
davepoobond: do you want the thing that is one thing or the one thing that is two things
davepoobond: do you want the shoulders or the mace
Subject: Visit the Russia! Without clothes..
I was at the farm and suddenly saw William Blunk putting arm up the horses asrse, till his elbow.
Have you seen anything like that?
Just take a close look at that shit:
<insert link>
Tell me please, if you, pervert, really want to follow me, next time I go outside the town!
Subject: Why?
Hi.
Are you looking for a bride? Maybe I’m the that interest you!
My name is Karina and last name is Kuzmina. I live in Kaluga. I am a nice “kitten” with an interesting personality. You can see for yourself in my photos. I am 23 years. I have a good education and a profession favorite. I adore to go skating. I like communicating with my friends, discussing all aspects of living.
I have light hair and brown eyes and would love to write letters with good man. Oh, I can speak for hours about my ideal match and how I see relations with my true love. If you dream you meet me then contact me communicating with me is easy and fun and you will never be bored with me.
In Trade Chat…
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Neckslicerr: how do u get a girl thats really pretty to like u
davepoobond: go after her legs like the cake you ate
Neckslicerr: ?
Neckslicerr: wow really
Neckslicerr: your funny
davepoobond: i wanna let you know that i am ready to go
Neckslicerr: your fat.
davepoobond: i come around when you least expect me, when your glass is empty
Sanydiusw is selling rare mounts in trade.
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davepoobond: ill buy it for 10k
Sanydiusw: lol no thanks
davepoobond: how much for magic rooster egg then???
Sanydiusw: Cash
davepoobond: whats that
Sanydiusw: $
davepoobond: gold?
Sanydiusw: No
davepoobond: ??
davepoobond: can i trade you a copy of death to all humans: big willy unleashed
Sanydiusw: only real money.:(
davepoobond: and a flask of winds
Sanydiusw: Sorry.:P
Sanydiusw: sorry
davepoobond: what are you sorry for
Sanydiusw: coz we selling them in $.:)
davepoobond: who is we???
Sanydiusw: dollars
davepoobond: who
Sanydiusw: our company.:)
davepoobond: what is a that
Sanydiusw: i am a gold seller
davepoobond: i thought you said you dont want gold?
davepoobond: i have a sick
davepoobond: i need god to fix to my visa
Atomics: can i ask u a question
davepoobond: sure
Atomics: what enchant goes on a bow
davepoobond: 10g to answer
Atomics: lol nvm
davepoobond: ok 5g
Date: Mon, 23 Jan 2012
From: Christina the Neurotic
Subject: For the love of–NEED SHIFTS COVERED URGENTLY
Evening, everypony….
My gosh….I know this is my last week of my 2 weeks put in but jeez, they scheduled me ON MY INTERNSHIP days (Mon and Tues) when I SPECIFICALLY GAVE Zsal my Spring schedule waaaay before I was quitting and before this semester came even close.
Sigh…. apparently I missed a shift today because I didn’t even get the shift OVER THE WEEKEND. I didn’t get a call from them today about missing but there’s a shift just for me tomorrow…..NEED that covered, guys.
2:30pm-8pm Tuesday 1/24th. PLEASE guys.
Thanks to whomever will be my savior,
Christina the Neurotic.
davepoobond is on a dating site… and then…
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DonutLover: hey
davepoobond: hi
davepoobond: how’s it going
DonutLover: slowly..tired but not sleepy…
DonutLover: hows your night going
davepoobond: not bad, just trying to waste the last couple of hours of the day before going to sleep
DonutLover: i hear ya
DonutLover: how has this site been for you
davepoobond: pretty crappy actually, dont really get many interactions from people
davepoobond: you’re the 2nd person to actually say more than 1 thing to me heh
davepoobond: how about for you
DonutLover: hah, same deal, i look through these profiles and mostly find myself thinking …why does he have his shirt off or what a retard…i know…harsh critic
davepoobond: i see nothing but variations of “please keep your shirt on” or stuff like that on girls profiles
DonutLover: haha..really
davepoobond: yeah, its getting kinda boring at this point. i dont see any girls without their shirts on, so i’m wondering what i’m missing
DonutLover: im pretty sure theres some sluty gals around….put some effort into looking davepoobond
davepoobond: hahah well that was a joke 😛
DonutLover: “no”,,,,,”really”….?! lol
davepoobond: 😉
davepoobond: so whats your favorite kind of doughnut
DonutLover: Jelly filled…what about you
davepoobond: old-fashioned
davepoobond: as long as it doesnt taste like carrots
davepoobond: ive had one that tasted like carrots, it was very confusing
DonutLover: carrots?…were you high?
DonutLover: Kidding kidding
DonutLover: 🙂
davepoobond: no, it was the morning, so might as well have been
DonutLover: hahaha….
DonutLover: So…how was your monday
davepoobond: it was a normal monday i suppose. went to work and then came back home and watched some netflix
davepoobond: how about yours
DonutLover: well..didnt have to work..apparently its a presidents bday or something..but i did have to go fix some major paperwork mistakes i hid earlier in the week
DonutLover: what do you do for milk money kiddo
davepoobond: well uh Martin Luther King wasn’t a president, but i guess that’s close enough haha 😛
DonutLover: im glad you get my sarcasm..o.0
davepoobond: just makin sure!
davepoobond: i do video editing for an investigations company and freelance video editing as well on the side
DonutLover: sounds….entertaining…..
DonutLover: dot dot dot..lol
davepoobond: very. i’ve always been good with computers, and i love to act smart about things people dont know about, and no one knows anything about video, so therein lies where i make money
davepoobond: and i can rub it in people’s faces too and its easier to act like i know what im doing
DonutLover: arent you charming…hah, i must say i am jealous of tech geeks…there so useful..them and wilderness firefighters..
davepoobond: are you around a lot of fires in the wilderness?
DonutLover: no..but i mean..knowing me..im pretty sure..itll happen
davepoobond: guess it’d be good to keep a pocket fire extinguisher then
DonutLover: they have those?
davepoobond: sure. imagination makes anything possible.
DonutLover: hmmmm….itd be less weight if i just brought a wilderness ff along though
davepoobond: but how would he fit in your pocket
DonutLover: obviously gamers dudes dont use logics much..eh davebond
DonutLover: id carry him on my back
DonutLover: dah
davepoobond: how long have you had a profile for
DonutLover: not sure..i made it along time ago.and havent been on in a while…
davepoobond: into any movies at all?
DonutLover: classics…what are you into
davepoobond: everything
DonutLover: agh…thats specific
davepoobond: i was a film major, so there isn’t a movie that i can’t or won’t watch
davepoobond: the absolute worst movie i have ever seen was Da Hip Hop Witch
davepoobond: and i almost turned it off it was so terrible
DonutLover: haha…awkward
DonutLover: why were you even watching it?
davepoobond: whats your favorite classic movie then
davepoobond: cause i heard Eminem was in it, and that it was supposed to be a parody of The Blair Witch Project
davepoobond: and i thought he was going to be going through the woods with some middle schoolers
davepoobond: but it was nothing like that at all
DonutLover: hahahaha…goodness….i like how that appeals to you..well my classics are not the norms of the designated, i just prefer black and whites, anything with spencer tracey and older war flics..
davepoobond: spencer tracey huh.
DonutLover: for some reason i have no interest in modern comedy..like those bachlor films
DonutLover: tracy gable wayne..i know im a patriot
davepoobond: touch of evil and philadelphia are a couple of ones ive seen that i like
davepoobond: citizen kane until the end was great. i thought the ending was dumb
DonutLover: ive never seen citizen kane
DonutLover: what happens at the ending
davepoobond: geez i cant spoil the ending for you
davepoobond: there’d be no point in watching it
DonutLover: exactly
DonutLover: help a stranger out
DonutLover: odds are….youll enjoy it
davepoobond: enjoy what?
davepoobond: spoiling a movie?
DonutLover: haha….fine ill google it
DonutLover: goodness
davepoobond: at least im not the catalyst
DonutLover: you and your big words
davepoobond: indubitably
DonutLover: i concure
DonutLover: cure
DonutLover: hah
davepoobond: making up words now? awkward
DonutLover: awkwardly awesome
davepoobond: that was actually an inside joke.
davepoobond: cause i’ve made about oh i dont know… 6000 words
DonutLover: and how far has that got ya craphead
davepoobond: i dont know, ill let you know when it gets me somewhere
DonutLover: haha…so i guess well never know then
davepoobond: i found this one girl’s profile where she says she wouldnt mind sleeping on a grave for a first date
DonutLover: shes a keeper
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She leaves the chat. Apparently she wasn’t very interested.
I have a Craigslist posting that I can help people with quick computer problems or troubleshooting something, with a more software-inclination, rather than hardware. I don’t get any responses to it, but I did get the following.
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| from: | Sweetandfun | ||
| date: | Fri, Sep 2, 2011 at 8:19 PM | ||
| subject: | Quick Computer Troubleshooting/Help |
Hello I need help!!! Can u help me wipe out some old stuff on google please give me a call im Sweetandfun <insert phone number here>
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| from: | davepoobond | ||
| date: | Fri, Sep 9, 2011 at 9:14 PM | ||
| subject: | Re: Quick Computer Troubleshooting/Help |
I’m afraid that is outside of the scope of my power. The only way to remove search results on Google is by removing the items on the originating web site. Once they are removed, then it will take a couple of days or more for Google to clear it out of its search results.
Hope that helps you.
I have a posting on Craigslist to offer my services as a voice actor. I don’t get many responses to it, obviously, but I did get one, as follows.
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| from: | Stro | ||
| date: | Mon, Sep 12, 2011 at 9:19 AM | ||
| subject: | Need a voice actor |
Hi, I’m actually looking for a phone actor, for 10-15 mins. Is this something you can do?
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| from: | davepoobond | ||
| to: | Stro | ||
| date: | Mon, Sep 12, 2011 at 12:23 PM | ||
| subject: | Re: Need a voice actor |
Yes, I think I can help you out with it.
What is the project? If it is a video, what genre is it?
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| from: | Stro | ||
| date: | Mon, Sep 12, 2011 at 6:41 PM | ||
| subject: | Re: Need a voice actor |
It’s not a video, sounds really silly but I need someone to pretend to be my dad over the phone. My dad won’t talk to a friend of mine and I really need him to, it’s a complicated situation. I just need someone to talk to my friend for a few minutes. I’ll obviously pay whatever you charge for your service.
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| from: | davepoobond | ||
| date: | Mon, Sep 12, 2011 at 6:54 PM | ||
| subject: | Re: Need a voice actor |
Well, it is an odd proposition. I’ll have to know more specifics before I can tell you I’d do it or not.
So, on Saturday, November 5, 2011, I get an add request from some random girl named Jelli. I don’t know who she is, never seen her before. Mind you, the picture I see is of a “white” girl… not a hint of Filipino that I can see…and yet…
The following conversation takes place:
davepoobond: do i know you?
Jelli: nope im just tryin to add you
Jelli: its up to you if you want to accept,im not forcing you..
davepoobond: well its fine, i just dont know if i know you is all 😛
Jelli: ok thanks
davepoobond: so what made you want to be my friend
Jelli: i want you to be my friend
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(I’m thinking: OKAY, WTF??)
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davepoobond: oh ok
Jelli: where you from?and how old are you?
davepoobond: I’m from la county originally. I live in orange county now… how about you
Jelli: im from los angeles,but now im here in philippines
davepoobond: Oh ok
Jelli: ok
davepoobond: What made you move out there
Jelli: visiting my aunt
Jelli: i want you to know im half filipino
Jelli: you there?
davepoobond: Oh that’s cool
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8 hours later…
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davepoobond: why do you want me to know that you’re half filipino
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So, this girl sounds like she’s got a few screws loose. And I check out her Facebook status updates and the comments she’s got…
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On June 28
Jelli: hope she gets better i love you auntie…
Keith: What’s wrong with her?
Jelli: she have a sick,and she want to survive…
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On July 14:
Jelli: aunt dont worry god always there for you and give you more life,hope you get well i love you so much…
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On Sept 3:
Jelli: Creepy Guy Daniel (censored his name)
Creepy Guy Daniel: I’m unfamiliar with this kind of post. Am I supposed to do what?
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On Sept 3:
Creepy Guy Daniel: Are you a Sagittarius also? I was born on the 30th November
Jelli: Nope i’m scorpio.
Creepy Guy Daniel: Oooh, that’s even better! Is it true that you are ruled by your high sexual drive?
Jelli: i dont know.
Jelli: you want to try?haha peace.
Creepy Guy Daniel: I would love to! And I would try very hard indeed! Just give me the go ahead Jelli!
Jelli: if you want to try at me,you travel here in philippines or you want buy me a chippes ticket to go back there in L.A.
Creepy Guy Daniel: Until just now, being kinda poor never seemed to bother me. All of a sudden though, I gotta say that money COULD buy some measure of happiness in this situation! LOL If I had the bucks, I would ahve you here in flash Jelli !
Jelli: ?
Jelli: Ok i understand its ok.
Roger: i`d walk there xxx
Jelli: Ok i understand its ok.
Creepy Guy Daniel: On water right? We can only hope!!
Jelli: hope u want to meet each other.
Jelli: hope u want to meet each other.
Creepy Guy Daniel: Want to join us?
Jelli: What you mean?
Creepy Guy Daniel: You said you hoped we would want to meet each other. I am assuming your interest is joining us when we do!
Jelli: Yea i want to meet but how im here in philippines.
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On Sept 5:
Jelli: hELLo thErE…
Roger: hi doll i hope you are fine pity we cannot find us never for chatting i d like
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On Sept 6:
Jelli: Hello there anyone to talk?
Rick: Good Morning how was your holiday weekend
Jelli: Verry sad and lonely.
Rick: Why so sad and lonely
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On Sept 6:
Roger: Jilli Jill Jill whats cookin good lookin?
Jelli: Thanks
Jelli: Hello
Roger: what up jill
Jelli: Great,you?
Roger: oh just chillin when u coming ouy 2 tampa?
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On Sept 6
Jelli: what happened i’m wondering.
Matthew: me too
Jelli: Why?
Matthew: cuz what happened lol?
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On Sept 8
Kareem: lol can you not harass my friends?
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On Oct 3
Jelli: i feel pain,i think its headache.;-(
Creepy Guy Daniel: I have 600mg Ibuprofen here. I wish I could five you one and make you feel better Jelli.
Adnor: Cuz I’m not with you woman!!we could fix that;)
Jelli: Thanks daniel.
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Jelli: hELLo there…
Rick: hello how are you
Jelli: h!…i’m good i’m here in philippines almost 2weeks…
Rick: Are you having a good time
Jelli: what are you up to?
Jelli: i’m visiting to my aunt.
Rick: recovering from my operation.
Rick: how is she doing
Rick: are you going to live there or are you coming back
Jelli: hope ur fine,shes still not CTscan cuz financial proble,i’m coming back there by december.
Jelli: ????
Rick: I did not see you on here for a while and was thinking you stopped talking to me or left face book
Jelli: Still there?
Jelli: Still there?
Jelli: Still there?
Rick: I’m still here
Jelli: ????
Jelli: Tell me the truth ok,what are you looking here on facebook?
Jelli: Tell me the truth ok,what are you looking here on facebook?
Jelli: Tell me the truth ok,what are you looking here on facebook?
Rick: I talk to old and new friends. I saw you said hi there and I didn’t know if you were talking to me so i didn’t want to be rude so I said hi back to you. You seem like a nice person to talk to. Is that ok to do
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On Oct 22:
She updates her relationships status as single.
Louis: CANNT BELIVE UR SINGLE MUST HAVE BEEN A JERK
Jelli: huh,its up to you
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On Oct 28:
Jelli: Always bussy for looking job,very tired.
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On Oct 31:
Jelli: Happy holloween to all.
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I also look at her other information… she apparently goes to UCLA. How dumb can you be and still get into there?
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Her about info:
I am a cool, laid back, no drama, funny and fun girl who will rock your world! I love 2 try new things and will show some of my favorite! I love to be crazy and adventurous. If you think you can handle it.
Interested In: Men and Women
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On Monday, she finally responds
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Jelli: look at my pics.to know…
davepoobond: i cant look at your pictures
Jelli: huh really?
davepoobond: yeah it says that you dont share it with me
Jelli: but you see my profile pic.?
davepoobond: yeah
Jelli: so what you say?
davepoobond: what do i say about what
Jelli: to my pic.?
davepoobond: i dont really know, i cant tell what you really look like
Jelli: tell me the truth what are you looking for?
davepoobond: for what?
Jelli: are you single?
Jelli: i i want you to answer me if you are looking for relationship
davepoobond: yeah im single, sure im looking…
davepoobond: what are you on facebook for?
Jelli: me too im looking for serious relationship
Jelli: you there?
davepoobond: yeah
Jelli: sory to disturbing you
davepoobond: you’re not bugging me
Jelli: ok
davepoobond: so, why are you interested if i’m single or not
Jelli: im just asking
davepoobond: how old are you
Jelli: turning 23 this month
Jelli: you?
davepoobond: 25
Jelli: ok
Jelli: bussy
davepoobond: you are?
Jelli: nope
davepoobond: what time is it now in the phillipines
Jelli: 4:10am
davepoobond: wow how come you’re still up
Jelli: yea i cant sleep
Jelli: you talked other girl?
davepoobond: what other girl?
Jelli: i think your busy to other girl here on facebook
davepoobond: no, i’m not talking to another girl on facebook right now
davepoobond: so, what do you like to do in your spare time
Jelli: ok,honestly im looking for job here,for my financial
davepoobond: looking for job in the phillipines?
Jelli: yea
Jelli: you did not know im here in philippines now?
davepoobond: no, I didn’t
davepoobond: didn’t you say your aunt was sick?
Jelli: yea,thats the reason if i am here now
davepoobond: arent you coming back eventually? why are you trying to find a job
Jelli: cuz i need to fix my documents to imigration to get me back there in los angeles
davepoobond: what’s wrong with them
Jelli: my visa expired,i need to renew it
Jelli: spent my money for my aunt,cuz i really want to recover her
davepoobond: that sucks
Jelli: yea
Jelli: thats the reason if what im looking for job
davepoobond: where were you born?
Jelli: here in philippines i am not citezen there in L.A
davepoobond: didn’t you say you’re half Filipino? what’s your other half
Jelli: my aunt raised me when im 5yrs old my dad took me to los angeles
Jelli: my father white american
Jelli: my mom filipina
Jelli: hello
davepoobond: hi
Jelli: why you do not responds?tell me if you are bussy?
davepoobond: well i dont really know what to say
davepoobond: but
davepoobond: your dad being a citizen makes it so that you’re a citizen
Jelli: yea but i was born here in philippines
davepoobond: that doesnt matter if your dad is a citizen
davepoobond: that grants you citizenship
davepoobond: he needed to say you were his daughter when he took you when you were 5, or even now he can probably do it…
Jelli: yea cuz im a broken family 🙁
davepoobond: what do you mean
Jelli: my father left my mom
davepoobond: when did that happen
Jelli: when im 14yrs old
davepoobond: where is your mom
Jelli: here in philippines
davepoobond: where is your dad
Jelli: there in L.A
davepoobond: can’t he get you citizenship, since he is a citizen and is your father?
Jelli: yea i do not know to my father
davepoobond: didn’t you say he took you when you were 5, and stayed with you until you were 14?
Jelli: yea
davepoobond: how was he able to bring you to america?
Jelli: i do not know to my father,now my problem is to fix my visa to get back there
davepoobond: if your dad married your mom, she would be a citizen too before he had left her.
davepoobond: what kind of a visa is it
Jelli: residence visa
davepoobond: don’t you go to school at UCLA? why dont you get a student visa temporarily
Jelli: im stop schooling
davepoobond: how were you able to stay before you went to the phillipines
Jelli: to my father home
davepoobond: didn’t you say you didnt know your dad? how would you be able to live with him until right before you go to the phillipines?
Jelli: yea until right before i go here in the philippines
davepoobond: but you said you dont know him
Jelli: i did not told you that
davepoobond: you said it before, scroll up…
davepoobond: so anyway
davepoobond: you can talk to him and have him help you
davepoobond: get citizenship
davepoobond: since you’re his daughter
davepoobond: and he is a citizen
Jelli: i think i did not get you before
davepoobond: ok, so do you get me now?
Jelli: yea
Jelli: in los angeles i am at home with my dad
davepoobond: ok, so why cant he help you get back
Jelli: i email my dad earlier said he broke
davepoobond: how did you get enough money to fly to the phillipines
Jelli: my dad loans to travel here
Jelli: me here
davepoobond: cant he take more loan to get you back?
Jelli: he cant
davepoobond: doesnt he have a job? how does he afford rent? wouldnt getting his daughter back into america be important?
Jelli: i understand my dad,he finance with my sister and me,he finance food with my sister
davepoobond: can you make it so that i can see the rest of your pictures
Jelli: what you mean by that?
davepoobond: if i select the photos tab, it says “Jelli only shares some information with everyone. ”
davepoobond: and i cant see your pictures
Jelli: i will private
davepoobond: what?
Jelli: im private to my profile
Jelli: yea you cant see my pics.
davepoobond: but earlier you wanted me to look at your pictures
Jelli: yea i said earlier you see my profile pic.
davepoobond: so what do you want to talk about
Jelli: you what you want to talk?tell me?
davepoobond: what?
Jelli: anything you want
Jelli: can you open topic
davepoobond: what do you like to do in your spare time
Jelli: honestly im wondering if i am alone,when im on room im wondering how i do to get me back there in L.A
davepoobond: other than that
Jelli: i want go to church to pray my aunt and to my visa fix
davepoobond: what is your aunt sick with
Jelli: breast cancer
Jelli: ???
davepoobond: oh that sucks
Jelli: yea
Jelli: but i know god knows plan to my aunt
Jelli: ???
davepoobond: what?
Jelli: bussy?
davepoobond: no
Jelli: ok
davepoobond: so what did you do when you were in america
davepoobond: ???
Jelli: looking job again
davepoobond: did you ever have a job
Jelli: before im a cashier in mini mart
davepoobond: what kind of necklace is that in your picture
Jelli: tiffany silver
davepoobond: what kind of glasses do you have
Jelli: reading glass
davepoobond: what kind of earrings are those
Jelli: silver
Jelli: why you askin?
davepoobond: i dont know, why dont you talk about something
Jelli: i share to you,have a problem?
davepoobond: share what?
Jelli: share my prob.sory
davepoobond: what is your problem
Jelli: you know to my documents
davepoobond: what about them
Jelli: to fix it
Jelli: cuz i do not know how i get money to fix it
davepoobond: you just need to find a job
davepoobond: or do some freelance work for people
Jelli: yea but how?
davepoobond: what are you good at doing
Jelli: i dont know
davepoobond: cant you be a cashier
Jelli: im not
davepoobond: i know you’re not
davepoobond: but why can’t you do that in phillipines
Jelli: no hiring in cashier
Jelli: ???
davepoobond: what?
Jelli: you dont answer me
davepoobond: you didnt have a question?
davepoobond: what kind of soda do you like
Jelli: i dont like soda i like orange juice
davepoobond: why dont you like soda
Jelli: cuz have acid
davepoobond: orange juice is technically more acidic than soda
Jelli: nope
davepoobond: it has citric acid in it
Jelli: yea i know juice have acid,but soda acid and spirits right
davepoobond: well, soda has carbonation
Jelli: but with spirits
davepoobond: spirits?
davepoobond: you mean alcohol?
Jelli: yea got it
davepoobond: i mean your right alchohol
Jelli: soda doesnt have alcohol in it unless you put it in there
Jelli: i like gatorade
davepoobond: oh
davepoobond: so what else can i ask you about?
Jelli: ask me then i answer
Jelli: im sleepy
davepoobond: have you ever had a pregnancy scare
Jelli: never
davepoobond: what is your cup size
Jelli: i dont want this topic
Jelli: im sleepy i need to rest
Jelli: thanks to your time
davepoobond: ok, see ya later
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I looked up her profile picture on Google Images, and it ended up being a chick on some Spanish site who had nude pictures…. she was really hot, but the point being that it wasn’t the same person, obviously, so whatever “Jelli” actually looks like is unknown.
In trade chat…
[2] [davepoobond]: i am almost at 3 million gold
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Slevinn: how do you make so much gold
Slevinn: i will give you a bj for a million
davepoobond: r u a grl
Slevinn: yes
davepoobond: how big r ur boobs
Slevinn: 34c
davepoobond: what is the psi of your mouth
Slevinn: i have no gage reflex
davepoobond: psi!
davepoobond: pounds/square inch
Slevinn: is that like sucking pressure or what
davepoobond: yes
Slevinn: more then you can handle
davepoobond: sounds interesting
davepoobond: how much experience do you have
Slevinn: enough
davepoobond: do you have any personal references
Slevinn: haha not that play wow
davepoobond: i see…
davepoobond: i have inside sources that say 34c is small, do you beg to differ?
Slevinn: yeah
davepoobond: are there any extra addons
Slevinn: 4
davepoobond: 4 what
davepoobond: i meant like perks
davepoobond: what makes you different from the competition
davepoobond: 34c isnt small, its a nice size
davepoobond: i looked it up on google
In trade:
[2] [Edierit]: wts [Reins of the Swift Spectral Tiger] [Reins of the Spectral Tiger] [Vial of the Sands]
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davepoobond: how much for spectral
Edierit: [Reins of the Swift Spectral Tiger]460$ [Reins of the Spectral Tiger]320$ [Vial of the Sands]55$
davepoobond: 460 gold?
Edierit: nono
davepoobond: what do you mean then??? i only have gold???
Edierit: sorry,enjoy your time
davepoobond: hello?
davepoobond: please cod it to me for 460 gold
Edierit: nono
davepoobond: why not????
davepoobond: you want 460 gold for it?
Edierit: i need money ,dude
davepoobond: but gold is money??
Edierit: is real money,i want ,im poor
davepoobond: why are you poor
Edierit: i have no job ,so
Edierit: goodbye man,enjoy your time
davepoobond: but your job is warlock?