ilergnaso – v. from a stop, accelerating to 72 Km/h (45 MPH) at 1/2 to 3/4 throttle. And then repeating that 3 times.
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enavitmbe
enavitmbe – v. to drive in stop and go traffic conditions, driving at five different constant cruise speeds, ranging from 40 to 72 Km/h (25 to 45 MPH) over a 10 minute period.
godetnaon
godetnaon – v. to cruise at 72 to 104 Km/h (45 to 64 MPH) for 10 minutes (avoid sharp turns and hills)
actituqo
actituqo – v. to cruise at 64 Km/h (40 MPH) for up to 4 minutes
osunsirde
osunsirde – v. to idle your vehicle for 15 seconds, then drive at 64 Km/h (40 MPH) until the engine temperature is at least 76.7 degrees Celsius (170 degrees Fahrenheit).
musculoir
musculoir – v. to start your vehicle without returning the key to off.
rylarutan
rylarutan – v. to turn your car’s key on with the engine off. Then cycle the the key off, then on.
eettotsiv
eettotsiv – v. to rub medicine on your foot and then immediately scratch your eye afterwards
WoW Chat #24869: Decota -> davepoobond
I’m in a dungeon with this guy; I’m the healer. He kept dying a lot. Eventually I get a trinket at the end of the run…
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Decota: game just dosent get i need purple shit
davepoobond: weed?
Decota: nah got that
Decota: trad ya
Decota: for the trink
davepoobond: trade what
Decota: [Obelisk of the Void]
davepoobond: for a ring i dont need?
davepoobond: nty
Decota: ok buddy
Decota: you shuld learn to heal better
davepoobond: maybe dont afk
Decota: lol
Decota: dam 2.5mil crit
Decota: god dam it get your thumb out of your ass
davepoobond: you should learn to live better, mage
Decota: lol
Decota: fuck you
Decota: learn to heal
davepoobond: my trink is not yours
davepoobond: you are not entitled to it
Decota: you need that and more
davepoobond: get your head out of your ass
Decota: lol
Decota: let the tank die
Decota: with 4mil lol
davepoobond: you let your mom die
Decota: see ya dum as
Joke #24868
When her son turned eight, the mom knew he would soon be questioning the existence of Santa Claus. One day, the boy looked at his mom and said, “I know something about Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy.”
Taking a deep breath, his mom responded, “Oh, what is that?”
“They’re all nocturnal.”
Joke #24867
Q: What did the salt say to the pepper?
A: “Season’s greetings!”
Joke #24866
A teenager needed to wash a sweatshirt. Unsure of the proper water temperature and setting, he hollered to his mom, “What setting do I use on the washing machine?”
“It depends,” his mother replied. “What does it say on your shirt?”
“University of Texas.”
Joke #24865
A man took his six-year-old son to his first football game. Afterward, he asked the boy what he thought of the game.
“It was exciting,” he replied. “But I don’t understand why they were killing each other for twenty-five cents.”
“What do you mean?” the dad asked.
“Well, everyone kept yelling, ‘Get the quarter back!'”
Joke #24864
Q: Why did the boy take his baseball bat to the library?
A: Because his teacher told him to hit the books.
Joke #24862
Q: It can be cracked; it can be made. It can be told; it can be played. What is it?
A: A joke.