davepoobond: get Ace of Base – Beautiful Life
stimpyismyname: ok dave
davepoobond: hehe
davepoobond: get Ace of Base – Beautiful Life
stimpyismyname: ok dave
davepoobond: hehe
stimpyismyname: what are you doing
davepoobond: eating a nice bowl of your mom
stimpyismyname: so…. being a fag
stimpyismyname: got it
davepoobond: sure, i guess if your mom is a guy
stimpyismyname: or if youre a fag
davepoobond: or if you’re one too
stimpyismyname: or if not
davepoobond: sure
davepoobond: cum guzzling asshole
stimpyismyname: dildo
davepoobond: goozak
stimpyismyname: worms
davepoobond: cervesa
davepoobond: so the party for squackle’s birthday is at 10:00
davepoobond: right right
stimpyismyname: shut up or i’ll pop ur goozak
davepoobond: hey! u fuck. u told me this whole week “we’re gonna have a party for squackle” everyday
stimpyismyname: uhhhhh
stimpyismyname: no?
davepoobond: uhhhh
davepoobond: yes
stimpyismyname: uhhh
stimpyismyname: no
davepoobond: uhhh
davepoobond: no to your no
stimpyismyname: whats a sticky topic
davepoobond: its a special kinda
davepoobond: thing
stimpyismyname: oh ok
stimpyismyname: whatcha doin david
stimpyismyname: lol
stimpyismyname: yuna has a gun
davepoobond: que?
stimpyismyname: wtf
stimpyismyname: in the ffx side story
davepoobond: which is where
stimpyismyname: shut up
davepoobond: wait a sec
davepoobond: what are you talking about
stimpyismyname: havent u heard about the ffx side storys
davepoobond: no
stimpyismyname: stories
davepoobond: there’s side stories?
stimpyismyname: oh
stimpyismyname: well then
stimpyismyname: yeah
stimpyismyname: 2 comin out
davepoobond: can you do them w/out beating the main game?
davepoobond: oh..
stimpyismyname: (different games)
davepoobond: oh ok
davepoobond: they’re like sequels?
stimpyismyname: actually theres only one
stimpyismyname: yea
davepoobond: what are they gonna be called
davepoobond: FFX 2?
stimpyismyname: just one
stimpyismyname: and yes
stimpyismyname: probably
davepoobond: or Yuna’s Magical Journey
davepoobond: Yuna’s Gun-Weilding Journey
davepoobond: Tidus’ Tries to Get Some Ass
stimpyismyname: yuna gets buttraped by jehct
davepoobond: Auron Tries to Get It Up
davepoobond: (w/out viagra)
stimpyismyname: i didnt like ffx as much
davepoobond: as much as any of the sequels
stimpyismyname: they should make a new one altogether
davepoobond: ok whatever
stimpyismyname: as much as other ff’s
davepoobond: really. why not
davepoobond: i thought it was as good as the others
stimpyismyname: the voice acting
stimpyismyname: the story
davepoobond: the voice acting was good
davepoobond: the story was good
stimpyismyname: the dialogue
stimpyismyname: the battles were good tho
davepoobond: i dont know what the hell ur talkin about
stimpyismyname: like hell
davepoobond: sometimes they’re cheesy but that’s because its translated from japanese
davepoobond: and japanese are just like that
davepoobond: and they usually dumb down the fukin games y’know
davepoobond: fuckin japs
stimpyismyname: gay/
davepoobond: they wont let WW2 go
stimpyismyname: no
stimpyismyname: they dont do that anymore
davepoobond: so we dropped 2 nukes on them
davepoobond: who cares
stimpyismyname: Final Fantasy X: Another Lord – The Lord of Future
davepoobond: aint that swell..
davepoobond: how long is the game supposed to be
davepoobond: 20 hours?
stimpyismyname: 5 mins
stimpyismyname: it loads
davepoobond: yeah i shoulda thought so
stimpyismyname: then you get a 3 min cg
davepoobond: it loads for 5 minutes?
stimpyismyname: then credits
davepoobond: oh
stimpyismyname: no
davepoobond: ok
stimpyismyname: 1 min
stimpyismyname: yea…
davepoobond: and the 3 minute cg is tidus ass ramming rikku and yuna at the same time, right
stimpyismyname: really only 3 people post on the squackle board
stimpyismyname: yeah…
stimpyismyname: cant get that outta ur head, huh
davepoobond: with wakka and auron doing dotty or whatever
davepoobond: i forgot her name
stimpyismyname: your final fantasy?
davepoobond: oh hell ya
stimpyismyname: HAHAHAHAHAH
stimpyismyname: oh boy…
davepoobond: actually mine would be doin rikku, yuna, dotty or whatever, and tidus’ mom
davepoobond: gotta get some of that experience tossed in
davepoobond: with tidus’ mom
stimpyismyname: haha…no
stimpyismyname: shut up
stimpyismyname: enough
davepoobond: ok
davepoobond: it was funny though
davepoobond: WHY DO YOU build me up? buttercup baby
Tetsuya: O.o;;
davepoobond: i need you i need you darlin, you knew from the start
davepoobond: dont break my hearrttt
davepoobond: badadaaa!
Tetsuya: ……………..
davepoobond: i’ll make you (hey hey hey!)
davepoobond: hi
davepoobond: I CANT GET NO! satisfaction
Tetsuya: ………………
davepoobond: hey hey hey! that’s what i sayyy
davepoobond: whats up?
Tetsuya: Not much…
davepoobond: same with me
TBomb: hey, do you have the good charlotte-the young and the hopeless cd/
davepoobond: no
TBomb: o
TBomb: i thought u had everything
TBomb: 😀
davepoobond: not that cd
davepoobond: boo
stimpyismyname: have fun
davepoobond: ?
davepoobond: stick that finger in deep
stimpyismyname: eww
davepoobond: where should i send your $79 bottle of lotion?
davepoobond: http://.org/dance.swf
davepoobond: go its funny
stimpyismyname: that turns you on, eh?
stimpyismyname: fuckin homo
davepoobond: lol no
davepoobond: someone gave it to me
stimpyismyname: i’m gonna show your mom
davepoobond: i got youuuuuuuuuu
stimpyismyname: im gonna call right now
davepoobond: fine
davepoobond: do it
davepoobond: assmunch
davepoobond: what the hell
stimpyismyname: what
stimpyismyname: did something happen
davepoobond: i KNOW that was you
davepoobond: i have caller ID
davepoobond: DUMBASS
stimpyismyname: what was me?
stimpyismyname: huh?
stimpyismyname: you like men?
stimpyismyname: you like to see assholes?
stimpyismyname: really?
davepoobond: ur mom likes to see assholes
stimpyismyname: youre gay?
stimpyismyname: im gonna make a special update for you on christophersoft
davepoobond: u better not
stimpyismyname: ha
davepoobond: i’ll make one for you
davepoobond: which MORE people will see
stimpyismyname: ur the gayass
davepoobond: no i’m not
stimpyismyname: not me
davepoobond: hey hey, you tried showing me that same picture a long time ago
davepoobond: thats the goatse picture, remember
stimpyismyname: no
davepoobond: yeah that was
stimpyismyname: u showed it to me
davepoobond: no i didnt
davepoobond: johnny did
stimpyismyname: eh, whatever
stimpyismyname: you went back
davepoobond: what do you mean went back
davepoobond: show it to Blind Bubba
stimpyismyname: why dont you show it during buttsex
davepoobond: why dont you show it during your buttbuddiness with SR71 Steve
davepoobond: he wants you
stimpyismyname: ur stupid
stimpyismyname: hes gay
stimpyismyname: u probly cyber with him
davepoobond: ur mom probably does
davepoobond: he’s the man
stimpyismyname: fuckin fagget
stimpyismyname: shut the hell up
davepoobond: jo mana
SkatDvss: hy
davepoobond: hi
SkatDvss: hey wat s up
davepoobond: nothing
SkatDvss: kool
davepoobond: :-[
SkatDvss: wat
stimpyismyname: sharks
stimpyismyname: JETS!
davepoobond: and jets
stimpyismyname: YES
stimpyismyname: YES DAVE
stimpyismyname: wheeee
Evil Hell Cow: Ch0c0l473 iz l337 2 347!!
davepoobond: k
SkatDvss: hey
davepoobond: hi
SkatDvss: watsup
davepoobond: nothing much
SkatDvss: nothin
davepoobond: thats right
SkatDvss: im goin to go to a UCLA football game
davepoobond: wow thats great
SkatDvss: im bored
davepoobond: ok
SkatDvss: u are u bored
davepoobond: i guess
SkatDvss: where are u
davepoobond: at home
SkatDvss: cool
SkatDvss: when are u goin to ur dads
davepoobond: next weekend
SkatDvss: k come over then
SkatDvss: my sis wants to meet urs
davepoobond: …
davepoobond: not today….
davepoobond: next weekend
SkatDvss: ya not this week
SkatDvss: next week
davepoobond: i dont know if we will or not
SkatDvss: wat school do go to
davepoobond: why do you care
davepoobond: i dont go to your school
SkatDvss: wat school
davepoobond: lc high school
SkatDvss: ive hered of it
davepoobond: from me probably
SkatDvss: now from a freshmen
TBomb: ROAR
davepoobond: OH MY GODDDD
TBomb: oh ur god?
davepoobond: uh sure
SkatDvss: hey
davepoobond: hi
SkatDvss: wats up
davepoobond: nothing
davepoobond: you
SkatDvss: doin homework
davepoobond: wowww really
SkatDvss: i hav science homework
SkatDvss: a paper
SkatDvss: it sucs
SkatDvss: it sukz bad man!!!!!!!!
SkatDvss: im not doin it till sunday
SkatDvss: do
SkatDvss: i wish i did not
SkatDvss: are u there
davepoobond: yeah
SkatDvss: man ur not anwsering
davepoobond: i just did
SkatDvss: wat
davepoobond: i just did
SkatDvss: wat homework
davepoobond: what?
SkatDvss: wat are u doin
SkatDvss: g2g bye
SkatDvss: bye
SkatDvss: bye
SkatDvss: bye
davepoobond: bye
SkatDvss: bye
SkatDvss: bye
SkatDvss: watsup
davepoobond: homework
SkatDvss: that sucks
SkatDvss: man i got a trumpet
SkatDvss: i now how to play
davepoobond: thats great
SkatDvss: wat kind of homework
davepoobond: essay
SkatDvss: on wat
davepoobond: weapons of mass destruction
SkatDvss: kool that must be fun
davepoobond: uhh sure…
SkatDvss: WHY IT NOT FUN
davepoobond: cuz i have to write 4 paragraphs
davepoobond: that are really big
SkatDvss: that sucks
blowthetoad: hey
blowthetoad: i would like to join
blowthetoad: the poop troops
blowthetoad: well?
davepoobond: this isnt davepoobond. this is blowthetoad. i hacked into his account and am now using it.
blowthetoad: =-o
blowthetoad: you are an elite person
blowthetoad: but…
blowthetoad: i have a confession
blowthetoad: i am blowthetoad
blowthetoad: :-/
blowthetoad: where is dave
blowthetoad: is this elmo or stimpy
davepoobond: this is blowthetoad.
blowthetoad: yeah, ok
blowthetoad: because i’m blowthetoad
blowthetoad: whats your email then
blowthetoad: what state are you in
davepoobond: i’m retarded, i dont know where i live
blowthetoad: haha
blowthetoad: seriously, where is dave
davepoobond: this is Holmes
blowthetoad: yeah sure
blowthetoad: prove it
blowthetoad: where do you work
davepoobond: in ur moms ass
blowthetoad: we work at the same place
stimpyismyname: haha
davepoobond: what
stimpyismyname: 0 period rules!!
davepoobond: thats great
davepoobond: and y does it
stimpyismyname: because..
::he logs off::
davepoobond: singinnnn in the rain! i’m singinnn in the raiinn!!
AziShadow: ………………………..
AziShadow: right……..
davepoobond: i saw that whole movie today
AziShadow: maybe……..get some lessons?
AziShadow: really?
AziShadow: why?
davepoobond: cuz
davepoobond: for school
davepoobond: it was really dumb
AziShadow: okay
AziShadow: i figured
davepoobond: everyone was really annoying
davepoobond: and Gene Kelly danced up a storm
AziShadow: Thats whay he was famous for i thought
davepoobond: but it was still boring
AziShadow: aye
davepoobond: there were jokes that werent even funny
AziShadow: Like “the fence is white!”
davepoobond: and the things that were meant to be serious were funny
AziShadow: old movies are like that
davepoobond: no, like “remind me to give you a raise!” “hey R.F.” “what?” “give me a raise”
AziShadow: that was serious?
davepoobond: no, that was a joke
davepoobond: the serious stuff, like if they were kissing
AziShadow: it was kinda funny
AziShadow: nothing to get excited about though
davepoobond: musicals are really stupid in general, they just all of a sudden start singing
davepoobond: and just imagining it to actually be real, to just see people doing that out of spite and for no apparent reason is just hilarious
davepoobond: “today’s my lucky day! March 23!”
davepoobond: “its not march 23!”
AziShadow: Walking down the street, and then just random burst out into song doing these gay dance steps!!!!!!!!!!
davepoobond: “what? what are you talking about?”
davepoobond: “its 1:30 in the morning! its march 24th! march 24th is your lucky day!”
AziShadow: Like Westside story?
davepoobond: “good MORNINGGGG.”
AziShadow: lol
AziShadow: enough
davepoobond: “GOOD morrrrninngg!”
davepoobond: “good morning!”
AziShadow: have you ever seen Westside Story?
davepoobond: no, i read it though =P
AziShadow: that must have been worse
davepoobond: oh u aint shittin me
davepoobond: i was almost going to sleep everytime i read that stupid book
AziShadow: in the movie, they run around in tight pants ((the guys)), singing gay happy/1970 rough songs while snapping fingers, stealing basketballs, and buckinga the latino population
davepoobond: its kinda like grease in a way
AziShadow: its even worse
AziShadow: when one of the guys gets killed, its the cartoon, get stabbed, hold stop, and then fall backwards all dramatic
AziShadow: stop = wound*
AziShadow: the only thing that made it that bad was the finger snapping shit
AziShadow: they where always snapping away with that shit
davepoobond: heh
AziShadow: we
davepoobond: lol
AziShadow: we’re* thinking……………::snap snap snap::…………….::snapp snap snap:: Theres the mexicans!!! ::snap snap buck::
davepoobond: haha
AziShadow: its mighty gay
davepoobond: sure sounds like it