Q: Why do salmons like mornings the best?
A: It’s the spawn (dawn) of a new day.
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Joke #17990
Q: What did the dog say to the flea?
A: “I’ll be your host this evening.”
Joke #17989
TEDDIE: “My dog is a carpenter.”
EDDIE: “What makes you say that?”
TEDDIE: “Last night he made a bolt for the door.”
Joke #17988
Q: Why did the puppy go to the hair salon?
A: To get a shampoodle.
Joke #17987
Q: What did one dog detective say to the other dog detective?
A: “I think someone is tailing us.”
Joke #17986
Q: What do you call a Labrador retriever that eats only plants?
A: A fetch-etarian.
Joke #17985
Q: What dogs work for the telephone company?
A: Labrador receivers.
Joke #17984
Q: What dog keeps stepping on your toes?
A: A Mexican careless (hairless).
Joke #17983
Q: What would you get if you crossed a dog with lunch meat?
A: A cocker spamiel
Joke #17982: The World’s Dumbest Cat Joke
A man walked into a laundry run by cats.
“Excuse me,” said the man to the cat in charge, “but can you get this milk stain out?”
“Don’t worry,” said the cat, “we’ll have it licked in a minute.”
Joke #17981
Q: What do cats use to keep their breath fresh?
A: Mouse wash.
Joke #17980
Q: How does your cat feel when it gets stuck inside a medicine bottle?
A: Cat-a-tonic.
Joke #17979
Q: What do cats put on after a bath?
A: Purr-fume.
Joke #17978
Q: What’s a cat’s favorite vegetable?
A: Birds’ Eye
shrimpanzee
shrimpanzee – n. a monkey that was genetically spiced with a shrimp. Has the skills of swimming underwater for lengthy amounts of time, and throwing poop through water with nearly no water resistance.