davepoobond: What got you interested in being a forensic psychologist?
Wingsofserenity: Cuz I’m interested in criminal minds
davepoobond: Ah, ok. I’ve only seen a couple episodes of that. Do you usually watch it as it airs?
Wingsofserenity: Not the show…..
Wingsofserenity: The actual minds of serial killers
davepoobond: Oh, haha. Cool. So are you majoring in psychology and criminal justice or just psychology? I personally do video editing
Wingsofserenity: Just psych
Hello everyone,
I’m going to be implementing a new theme on Squackle and it will probably be a little bit of a process getting everything exactly as I like it.
There’s been a few issues with the site recently for whatever reason and I’m unsure why it is happening — I’ve been using this theme practically unchanged for about 7 years now, and there might be something messing around with the stability of the site.
Hopefully the new theme will make things look better eventually.
My self-summary
“im not looking for a relationship or anything like that so any message asking me to be your girlfriend will get trashed. also please dont try and talk with me not here to converse just here to sell. sorry
im here to fulfill a fetish a lot of men have and thats buying used panties. you heard right. im selling my dirty panties to anyone who is interested.
please dont message me asking for sex and/or friendship. i am only looking to sell.
my delicious panties are $40 each and i do give discounts to clients who buy a few pairs so message me ONLY if you’re interested.
we can either meet up or i can mail them to you. sorry i dont drive to anyone that lives outside of LA.”
What I’m doing with my life
“selling my delicious panties”
I spend a lot of time thinking about
“all the men that love my panties”
On a typical Friday night I am
“selling panties”
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
“it turns me on when guys buy my panties”
You should message me if
“you want a pair of my used panties”
– from a girl’s dating profile
I randomly get a whisper from someone.
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Tree: 400
davepoobond: ?
Tree: 400k for it
davepoobond: for friends?
Tree: wait wrong guy lol
davepoobond: i will be your friend for 400k
I occasionally try to sell my services on Craigslist to make extra money. In this case I had done a simple video project and completed the work for the client. I delivered the video to him at his Dropbox and basically had to wait for him to get me the payment, which was a modest $50.
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Date: 01/15/12
Martin:
Thanks David. Its fine for my purposes. I will get pymt to you tomorrow.
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Date: 01/16/12
davepoobond:
Hey Martin,
Just wanted to touch base again to see if you are able to send me payment today. Thanks!
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Date: 01/16/12
Martin:
Hey. Sorry. I had a HORRIBLE day. It isn’t over yet. Haven’t gotten to it yet but will. Had issues and couldn’t make my deadline. Should be done tonight.
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Date: 01/17/12
davepoobond:
Hey Martin,
Just checking in again to see if you’ll have an opportunity for payment today. Thanks again.
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I called him in between these e-mails asking about payment again, but was only able to leave a voice mail.
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Date: 01/20/12
davepoobond:
Hey again Martin,
Sorry to keep buggin you about it, but I thought I’d send you an e-mail as well. I left you a message about half an hour ago regarding the payment owed. Let me know if I can assist you with it. Thanks!
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Date: 01/24/12
davepoobond:
Hey Martin,
Just wondering if you were going to be able to let me know if you were going to pay for the video I did for you last week. Please let me know ASAP. Thank you.
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Date: 01/24/12
Martin:
David,
Sorry. I haven’t forgotten you. I had a HORRIBLE last 36 hrs. I just found out a lot of very distressing news. Please bear with me. I assure you I will take care of it but I just found out the person I am subletting from hasn’t been paying the landlord and I need to move IMMEDIATELY. That AND i got LAID OFF from my job yesterday so I am overloaded and don’t know what I have to do in the way of cash so i am trying to get my bearings. Sorry. Be back in touch tomorrow.
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Date: 01/24/12
davepoobond:
Sheesh… sounds terrible. Don’t worry about it just get it to me when you can then.
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Date: 01/24/12
Martin:
sorry to make my problems your problems. i will get it handled soon..
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At some point I called him again, and was given another bigger, escalating excuse as to why he couldn’t send me $50 for the work I did for him. I think it had something to do with not even being able to use the video for its intended purpose. At that point it wasn’t worth trying to collect, even though it was pretty funny/ridiculous.
I occasionally try to sell my services on Craigslist to make extra money. In this case I was experimenting with selling “voice acting” services and the following occurred.
Date: 09/12/11
Subject: Need a voice actor
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AS:
Hi, I’m actually looking for a phone actor, for 10-15 mins. Is this something you can do?
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davepoobond:
Yes, I think I can help you out with it.
What is the project? If it is a video, what genre is it?
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AS:
It’s not a video, sounds really silly but I need someone to pretend to be my dad over the phone. My dad won’t talk to a friend of mine and I really need him to, it’s a complicated situation. I just need someone to talk to my friend for a few minutes. I’ll obviously pay whatever you charge for your service.
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davepoobond:
Well, it is an odd proposition. I’ll have to know more specifics before I can tell you I’d do it or not.
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No reply after that.
I occasionally try to sell my services on Craigslist to make extra money. In this case I was experimenting with selling “computer troubleshooting” services and the following occurred.
Date: 09/02/11
Subject: Quick Computer Troubleshooting/Help
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Sweetandfun:
Hello I need help!!! Can u help me wipe out some old stuff on google please give me a call
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davepoobond:
I’m afraid that is outside of the scope of my power. The only way to remove search results on Google is by removing the items on the originating web site. Once they are removed, then it will take a couple of days or more for Google to clear it out of its search results.
Hope that helps you.
Submitted through the Dictionary submission form.
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This form was submitted: Feb 16 2007 / 00:19:31
word = shitmonger
undefined_word = (not defining an undefined word)
word_form = noun
definition = …..dont really no what it means is just funny to say
example = you fucking shitmonger
etc = NATHAN MADE UP THIS WORD
Submitted through the Anti-Barney Song submission form.
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This form was submitted: Feb 12 2007 / 17:24:26
name = nazis barney
email =
use_email = no
song = i shot you, you shot me, we’re all frigging nazis
Date: 04/15/08
Paul B:
Hi, I saw your post about Josh McKenzie and thought I would ask what state or town is your Josh in. My brother had some trouble with a kid by that name. Thanks for your help.
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davepoobond:
Paul,
Sorry, don’t know him personally. That was a dictionary word submitted a long time ago that I posted up.
Chances of him being the same Josh McKenzie you know are slim, but regardless, I don’t know him anyway, even if it was him.
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Paul B:
Thank you for your response. I was hoping it was him. My niece likes this boy and I’m trying to convince her he is bad news. I’m in Ohio by the way.
Take care and may God bless.
From: Joel D.
Date: 01/05/07
Subject: Ur website!!!
Message:
Hey mate i dont no wat the fuck is with ur jokes but their shit. their not even racist ya dumb shit. ur a messed up mother fucker to be cracking jokes about babies like the ones on your site. and just for the record ur a faggot for even thinking to put that shit up.
ullettuce – n. the best lettuce you’ve ever had in your life
These can also double as “your mom is so fat” or “your momma is so fat” etc…
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You’re so fat…
…when I tried to swerve out of the way, I ran out of gas.
…your belly button gets home 15 minutes before you do.
…when you jumped into the ocean the whales started singing “We are Family.”
…when you did the Nae Nae you hit the sun then people thought it was the end.
…you could sell shade.
…Goodyear wanted to fly you over the Super Bowl.
…when you fell in love you broke it.
…when you have to haul ass you have to take two trips.
…when you were diagnosed with a flesh-eating disease, the doctor gave you 10 years to live.
…you can’t fit in this joke.
…the only letters of the alphabet you know are KFC.
…when you sit around the house you sit AROUND the house.
…the post office gave you your own zip code.
…when you sit around the house, you sit AROUND the house.
…when you sat on an iPhone it turned into an iPad
zelary – n. fake celery. Often made of plastic or metal.
Q: Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?
A: Because he was outstanding in his field.