On top of the tree top
All covered with blood
I shot poor Barney in the gut
I went to his funeral
I went to his grave
Some people threw flowers
I threw a grenade
On Friday 13 he came back from the dead
I grab a bazooka and blew off his head
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Deck the Halls Parody #24779
Deck the halls with gasoline
Fa la la la la la la la la
Light a match and watch it clean
Fa la la la la la la la la
Watch your school burn down to ashes
Fa la la la la la la la la
Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #24775
A B C D E F G
Barneys on my property
Stick a rifle up his nose
Pull the trigger, there he goes
A B C D E F G
Barneys now history
nghjtnsjfnvgshlbgse
nghjtnsjfnvgshlbgse – n. a word that is not a word
;} n. something you would describe as “this is not a word” and you do not know the definition of it.
Joke #24771
Knock knock
Who’s there?
I am.
Joke #24770
Knock knock
Who’s there?
I eat mop
I eat mop who?
Ha ha ha – I eat my poo!
Joke #24769
Q: How do you play Iraqi bingo?
A: F-18, F-16, B-52, F-15…
Try and Try Until You Die
try and try until you die
no guts no glory
no brain no gain
no ID no entry
no parking
no jaywalking
Joke #24767
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Smell mop
Smell mop who? (Smell my poo)
Ahhahaha! (you laugh here)
Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #24762
holy f***
barney sucks
he should should f*** his d***
on live tv!
with a f*** F*** f*** f***ity f***
his old balls came rolling home
FullMetal Alchemist Jingle Bells
Running from Winry
She’s got her wrench in hand
Is Alphonse human
He needs to understand
Edward is not small Although many don’t know
That the fact our favorite dude will continue to grow
Chorus:
Oh Wrath rebels
Gluttony smells
But Roy does smell worse
And if you call Ed Elric small
At you he sure will curse
Ed Gets mad
When Al says
Things about their dad
And there’s the fact
Roy Mustang is a pervert
Just a tad
Al finally clocked Ed
In episode 23
He was really mad
That we all could see
Oh I wish that
Hughes was still alive
Cause there is the sad fact
He died in episode 25
Chorus
fartiac arrest
fartiac arrest – n. a medical condition in which you get a heart attack from farting
frothingtrollup
frothingtrollup – n. a foaming town slut
Joke #24751
Q: What do a screen door and a blonde have in common?
A: The more you bang them the looser they get.
Joke #24748
Q: Whats the difference between 100 dead babies and two red corvettes?
A: I don’t have two red corvettes in my garage.