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Why Am I Single?

Monday, October 26th, 2009 Posted in Dave's Kingdom, Screwed Up Chronicles | No Comments »

Its true.  7 random questions somehow answered it. Quiz by Onlinedating.orgQuiz brought to you by Online Dating Read more..

Joke #11791

Thursday, September 24th, 2009 Posted in Jokes, Quicky Jokes | No Comments »

Q: What's the difference between a violin and a viola? A: There is no difference. The violin just looks smaller because the violinist's ... Read more..

Joke #11790

Monday, July 13th, 2009 Posted in Jokes | No Comments »

A US Air Force C-130 was scheduled to leave Thule Air Base, Greenland , at midnight. During the pilot's preflight check, he discovers that the latrine holding tank is still ... Read more..

Joke #11789

Saturday, July 4th, 2009 Posted in Jokes, Quicky Jokes | No Comments »

Answer: Himalayan. Question: In what position is a boy while he talks on the phone? Read more..

Joke #11788

Saturday, July 4th, 2009 Posted in Jokes, Quicky Jokes | No Comments »

Answer: Dial soap. Question: How do you stop dirty phone calls? Read more..

Joke #11787

Saturday, July 4th, 2009 Posted in Jokes, Quicky Jokes | No Comments »

Answer: Hello? Hello? Hello? Question: How does a three-headed secretary answer the phone? Read more..

Joke #11786

Saturday, July 4th, 2009 Posted in Jokes, Quicky Jokes | No Comments »

Q: What do you get if you cross a telephone with a vacuum cleaner? A: We don't know what to call it, just don't put it close to your ear! Read more..

Joke #11785

Saturday, July 4th, 2009 Posted in Jokes, Quicky Jokes | No Comments »

Q: What do you get if you cross a telephone with a night crawler? A: Ringworm! Read more..

Joke #11784

Saturday, July 4th, 2009 Posted in Jokes, Quicky Jokes | No Comments »

Q: What do you get if you cross a telephone with a pelican? A: A big bill. Read more..

Joke #11783

Saturday, July 4th, 2009 Posted in Jokes, Quicky Jokes | No Comments »

Q: What do you get if you cross a telephone with a fat football player? A: A wide receiver. Read more..

Joke #11782

Saturday, July 4th, 2009 Posted in Jokes | No Comments »

Bingo: Hello? Bingo's Restaurant. Ringo: Hello! I'd like to know, do you serve crabs? Bingo: We serve anyone, sir!  Come on in! Read more..

Joke #11781

Saturday, July 4th, 2009 Posted in Jokes | No Comments »

Bingo: Hello? Bingo's Restaurant. Ringo: Hello! Tell me, does your chef have pig's feet? Bingo: I can't tell, sir.  He's got his shoes on! Read more..

Joke #11780

Saturday, July 4th, 2009 Posted in Jokes | No Comments »

Caller: Operator! Operator! I need you to connect me with someone in my diet support group!  I feel hungry but I don't want to eat! Operator: I was hungry, too, but ... Read more..

Joke #11779

Saturday, July 4th, 2009 Posted in Jokes, Quicky Jokes | No Comments »

Q: What do you get if you cross a wake-up call with a chicken? A: An alarm cluck! Read more..

Joke #11778

Saturday, July 4th, 2009 Posted in Jokes, Quicky Jokes | No Comments »

Q: What do you get if you cross a phone with a rooster? A: A wake-up call! Read more..

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