#22500: davepoobond -> manceman

davepoobond: do you happen to have the latest Sponge album?

manceman: wtf is Sponge ?

davepoobond: sponge is a band

davepoobond: with one good song

davepoobond: they’re grunge

manceman: o gotcha

davepoobond: they’re amazingggg

manceman: ill bet

davepoobond: not really

davepoobond: they do have a good song though

manceman: do you think the test tomorrow is going to be hard?

davepoobond: maybe maybe not

manceman: thats not very helpful

davepoobond: would it have been if i told you either way

davepoobond: what would you do differently had i told you what i really thought

davepoobond: had i cared in the first place

manceman: i do not know

davepoobond: you’ll just get your 90% as always

davepoobond: and i’ll get my 50 or 79%

manceman: haha

manceman: i got a b on the last one

manceman: whats PhycoPuppie going to get?

davepoobond: 490

manceman: haha

 

Am I Confident?

Are you confident?  Answer the next 5 questions, and tally up your results at the end to see your fate.

Before a test you have studied for, you:

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When shopping for clothes, you:

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When you're at a restaurant, you:

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Would you say your friends in general are:

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What do you think are the realistic chances of achieving what deep in your heart you want to do when you are an adult?

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If you scored 12-15, fuck you.  No one likes a liar.

A score between 8-11 means you’re probably normal, but who are you really fooling?

If you score between 5-7, you’re low on the confidence scale.  Don’t worry, it’ll only get worse from here on out.  I could tell you all this sanctimonious bullshit about how it could get better, but really, you’re probably depressed and the only thing that will make you better are drugs.  And lots of them.

If you scored less than 5, you’re probably already doing drugs.

 

A.M.T.

Parody of the song “AC/DC – T.N.T.”

Math!
Math!
Math!
Math!
Math!
Math!
Math!
Math!

See me sit in the desk at school

From your white board at the front of the class
Out for all that I can get
If you know what I mean
A girl to the left of me
And a guy to the right
Ain’t got no pencil
Ain’t got no eraser
Don’t you start no test

Cause I’m in AMT It’s algebra!
AMT! and I’ll fail that test!

AMT! I’ve done this before!
AMT!  I’m doing it againnnnnnn!

I’m bored, mean and not listening
I want to leave
I don’t like the teacher
Understand?
So lock up your pencils
Lock up your erasers
Lock up your pencil box
And run for the door
The man is in the back of the room
To the left, in the second row against the wall

Cause I’m in AMT It’s algebra!

AMT! and I’ll fail that test!

AMT! I’ve done this before!

AMT!  I’m doing it againnnnnnn!

AMT! Math! Math! Math!

AMT! Math! Math! Math!

AMT! Math! Math! Math!

AMT! Math! Math! Math!

AMT! Math! Math! Math!

AMT! Math!

It’s algebra! (Math! Math!)

AMT! Math!

And I’ll fail that test! (Math! Math!)

AMT! Math!

I’ve done this before! (Math! Math!)

AMT!

I’m doing it againnnnnnn!!!

 

Joke #18721

A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test.

They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.

“Can you read this?” the optician asks.

“Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “Heck, I know the guy.”