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3K Jokes and Quotes

December 24, 2010 davepoobond Leave a comment

Hello all 10 of you who may read this.

I’ve got about 3,000 jokes on the site now! It was pretty hard but I toughed it out through my latest source of jokes which I’ve been working on for about a year and a half on and off. I’m glad to finally be able to move onto another source.

I’ve got nothing to do while Christmas is happening, so I’ve decided to do a little housekeeping of some of the content on the site. I’m mostly concentrating on separating the quotes on the site into individual posts, where applicable. That way, each quote can be tagged appropriately, and commented/rated on in specificity.

I’m probably the only one that cares though, but that’s okay. What else am I going to do?

Site Updates

UPDATE 08-01-06

August 1, 2006 davepoobond Leave a comment

Pick of August 1, 2006

davepoobond: The dictionary has finally hit a landmark. 5000 words! It is quite amazing, in my professional opinion that so many words have been added manually, with no automatic alphabetizer except for my brain, spending two hours on each 100 words that are added to get all the words I’ve made up over the years or picked up into it. Anyway…there’s also some other stuff…

August 1, 2006

Dictionary – 5000 words, 100 new. SUBMIT A WORD

Stupid IMs – DeadOrAlive60 IM, Lieb IM, MrFredRogers IM, Astro IM, MajinGogetaGT IM, bratgurl62936 IM, SLIPKNOTSIC IM, Laospryderx IM, Staindxx IM, DeadOrAlive60 IM 2, davepoobond IM 51, davepoobond IM 52, Phoenix IM 8, Phoenix IM 9, Jen 7909 IM, wangerspanker IM 10, Coldxs666 IM 2, BrigitR205 IM

Jokes – Blonde Jokes, Quicky Jokes

Pictures – 3 Guys, 10 Dolla, Bean Plus Heart, Burn Penguins, Cannon, Comet, No Beans, OnlineHost, Banana, Baby In a Bag, Bill Gates Was Hot, Dave Is My Hero, Giglis No Good, Happy Bday Tom, Jesusland, Panda Birthday, PandaKart, PandaSlide, PandaTrumpet, Penis Storm, Print This, Snowman Funeral, Space Warrior, Squirtle, Twin Tower 20, Weird Thing, What a Crappy Truck

Site Updates

UPDATE 03-24-06

March 24, 2006 davepoobond Leave a comment

Pick of March 24, 2005

davepoobond: so, like, its been a while since I last updated…and um…this just so happens to be the first update of the new year, incidentally. So Happy New Year, Happy Valentine’s Day, Happy Saint Patrick’s Day, Happy Lent, Happy Martin Luther King Jr. Day, Happy My Birthday, Happy Birthday to Everyone Who Had a Birthday Between Last Update and This Update, and all those other crappy holidays people celebrate. But eff those holidays aliens celebrate.

March 19, 2005

Dictionary – 4900 words, 100 new. SUBMIT A WORD

Stupid IMs – Lumpy IM 6, Holmes IM 21, Evil Hell Cow IM 17, MyLeftTesticle IM 5, Phoenix IM 6, Phoenix IM 7, Coldxs666 IM, Evil Hell Cow IM 18, Fire IM 4, Fire IM 5, I love poisons IM, SexyLakerGurly IM, davepoobond IM 50, SN Chopsui IM, DrumsPlayMike IM

Jokes – Good Bad Worse Jokes

The Screwed Up Games – Revolution Controller Theory

Site Updates

UPDATE 10-18-05

October 18, 2005 davepoobond Leave a comment

Pick of October 18, 2005

davepoobond: HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO US! Its been 6 years since we’ve been on the web in some form! So here’s a somewhat big update. I might add some more through the day/week, so check back every now and then. Read through all the past updates at the Site History.

Also, somehow along the way, I miscounted the amount of words in the dictionary, so instead of 100 new words, 210 new words have been added so that there are still 100 more words from the last update.

stimpyismyname: I’ll let it go for 200 cause I like your face.

Elias: I am an Alien

Soup Nazi: My body is hair free. And my house has black mold.

And here’s something from Go Smoke A Toilet: i don’t know what kind of person would want to pour seminal fluids on frogs in the midsts of an intense orgy

October 18, 2005

Dictionary – 4800 words, 210 new. SUBMIT A WORD

Stupid IMs – Phoenix IM 5, wangerspanker IM 8, wangerspanker IM 9, Evil Hell Cow IM 11, Holmes IM 15, Holmes IM 16, Holmes IM 17, Evil Hell Cow IM 12, Evil Hell Cow IM 13, Evil Hell Cow IM 14, Evil Hell Cow IM 15, Holmes IM 18, Holmes IM 19, SEMIjAZZ IM, Evil Hell Cow IM 16, Holmes IM 20, Oceanea Blue IM, Lumpy IM 5, davepoobond IM 44, davepoobond IM 45, davepoobond IM 46, davepoobond IM 47, davepoobond IM 48, davepoobond IM 49, blowthetoad IM

Jokes – Quicky Jokes

Site Updates

May 16, 2005

May 16, 2005 davepoobond Leave a comment

davepoobond: sorry for all the non-updating. I’ve been really busy. If you’re going to E3, be sure to be on the lookout for me, since I will be attending the famed event for the first time ever. I’m really psyched about it, and its pretty much my dream as a video gamer to be able to go to an event like this, especially with all the next-gen video game consoles coming out! Just to tide you guys over, I did update a lot of stuff in the jokes section I’ve gotten as submissions (not everything I’ve gotten though), so it should also stop duplicate submissions coming down the line, hopefully…

Jokes – Blonde Jokes, Quicky Jokes, Knock Knock Jokes, Racist Jokes

Site Updates

December 17, 2004

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Stories – Who Wants a Grilled Cheese Sandwich? – Grilled cheese sandwiches are dangerous.

Jokes – I LOVE MONKEYS

Site Updates

UPDATE 5-06-03

May 6, 2003 davepoobond Leave a comment

Pick of April 22, 2003

davepoobond: sorry for not updating for so long and then doing this small update. there was testing all last week for the stupid stupid CAT6s and the not-as-stupid-because-its-more-useful-in-your-life-by-the-time-you-die SAT test. I still hate it though.

Nose: let it be

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 2500 words, 50 new. SUBMIT A WORD

The Screwed Up Games – Save The Bug (PC) (Rating: 1/10), LEGO Island (PC) (Rating: 1/10), Speed Cookie 2 (PC) (Rating: 4/10), Red Faction II (PS2) (Rating: 4/10)

Stupid IMs – Ambro IM, Popboy IM, Adman IM 3, dinsageofpower IM, Mousehunter IM, Para IM, ddwebdev IM, DAUGHTE IM, IceyBurn IM, EmoKid IM

Squackle Broadcasting Company (SBC) – Daves of Our Lives Episode 7

Jokes – Quicky Jokes, Blonde Jokes, Knock Knock Jokes

Songs – Popeye Songs, Jingle Bells Songs, Mary Had a Little Lamb Songs, London Bridge Is Falling Down Songs

Other Junk – Find Your Armenian Name, Find Your Retard Name, Find Your Star Wars Name, Find Your Porn-Star Name

Site Updates

UPDATE 4-22-03

April 22, 2003 davepoobond Leave a comment

Pick of April 22, 2003

davepoobond: wow…its the first time I didn’t update the dictionary for a longgg time….I don’t know if that’s a good thing…

stimpyismyname: re-re

stuff updated/put up:

Questionable Content / Movies – Dancing blowthetoad 2, Dancing blowthetoad 3

The Screwed Up Games – Chao (PC) (Rating: 5/10), The Hobbit (PC) (Rating: 2/10)

The Screwed Up World– proof all girls are evil (it’s mathmatical)

Stupid IMs – scary fairy elf IM, Blind Bubba IM 11, Soup Nazi IM 4, allymd IM, SoccerGirl IM

Squackle! Advertisement Gallery – Squackle! Advertisement 5

Jokes – Knock Knock Jokes, Quicky Jokes, Blonde Jokes

Poems – Ha ha

Serious Poems – bmx

Songs – Horse Locker Junk Room, Popeye Songs, Jingle Bells Songs, Mary Had a Little Lamb Songs

The Bad Submission Archive – Bad Submission 91, Bad Submission 92, Bad Submission 93

Site Updates

UPDATE 4-08-03

April 8, 2003 davepoobond Leave a comment

Pick of April 8, 2003

davepoobond: Today is probably the biggest update you’ll ever see…I don’t know what came over me, i just felt like putting all this crap up on the SAME day! I know its amazing…but while you’re in a state of shock, don’t forget to check out the blowthetoad Hate Shrine, featuring blowthetoad: A look at his life

stimpyismyname: fart

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 2400 words, 50 new. SUBMIT A WORD

Questionable Content / Movies – blowthetoad: A look at his life, Go Ninja Go Music Video, supercool, Don’t Fear the Reaper Music Video, stupid, davepoobond’s Web Cam, Bob Teaches Breakdancing, The Vanilla Ice Story, The Box

Pictures – beeer, blunt, stoned, weed

The Screwed Up Town – Stupid Note 3, Stupid Note 4

The Screwed Up People – davepoobond: Rainforest Letter, Email to a “Prison Warden”

Squackle Guides – How To Shave Your Ass

The Screwed Up Games – Kill The Dummies (PC) (Rating: 1/10)

Stupid IMs – jaz5191 IM, Certified wanabe IM, Automatic Man IM 2

Jokes – Quicky Jokes, Blonde Jokes, Knock Knock Jokes

Songs – London Bridge Is Falling Down Songs, Mary Had a Little Lamb Songs, Popeye Songs

Squackle Quotes – Misc. Quotes

Other Junk – Find Your Armenian Name, Find Your Retard Name, Find Your Star Wars Name, Find Your Porn-Star Name

The Bad Submission Archive – Bad Submission 88, Bad Submission 89, Bad Submission 90

Site Updates

UPDATE 4-02-03

April 2, 2003 davepoobond Leave a comment

Pick of April 2, 2003

davepoobond: Tatu is soooo goodddd. Sorry, I really wanted to update Squackle yesterday for April Fools day, but I was getting laid….April FOOLS!!!! ahahaha…yeah…i think that’s more of an insult to me…

stimpyismyname: the producer of tony hawk doesnt like poop in video games. down with poop.

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 2350 words, 50 new. SUBMIT A WORD

Squackle Broadcasting Company (SBC) – Movie: Fatman

The Screwed Up People – davepoobond: Dave’s First Date, Adman: Adman’s Endless Babble

The Screwed Up Games – Ore No Ryomi (PC) (Rating: 10/10), Sol (PC) (Rating: 8/10)

Stupid IMs – collegebabecam28 IM, fuzzynavel IM, foOiEaZzchck IM

Jokes – Quicky Jokes, Knock Knock Jokes, Blonde Jokes

Songs – Jingle Bells Songs

Stupid Health Stories – Ken’s Muscles

The Bad Submission Archive – Bad Submission 85, Bad Submission 86, Bad Submission 87