Squirrels don’t lay eggs!
I know stuff and you dont so go the fuck away!
Tagged People: happy the otter
A monkey when pouring my tea
asked “do you fart when you pee?”
i replied with some wit
“do you burp when you shit?”
and i think that was one up to me
Sometimes people find Squackle with odd or funny search terms. They’re so funny or weird sometimes, that I feel like I need to share it with the world. Not saying that there isn’t a lot of weird shit on this site, but there are times where I just don’t expect certain search terms to actually lead to Squackle. Also, I wouldn’t mind being the number one search for “what sound does a beaver make.”
Here’s a list of the exceedingly funny search terms as I see them, newest on top:
backpack that looks like a little boy from the waist down
mom fucks barney the dinosaur
what is a good website for robot porn
girl fucking a guy while talking on the phone with her boyfriend
you dont need a boyfriend to have sex
pure uncut heroin
chumlee shemale having sex with a girls manga
neighbors hate us because i married a felon
i want to cum in katy perrys mouth
real free gay porn by email
Football players asses
white guy saying fucking rice to every mustang that passes by
child molesting manatee
teens using tampons with whiskey
tall girls are racist
girl pump fart
can you fuck a vacuum
monkey pooping on a car window
chat with someone horny site
seeing tv reporters panties
what cream for ass
what sound does a beaver make
degrassi has muslims in the show
filthiest way of saying butthole
woman doing toilet with lion
why da fuck people always getting shot in degrassi
katy perry penis face
girl puts 4 tennis balls in her ass
college fuck festival
subway sandwich girl sucking cock
Q: What happened the last time a black person looked up his family tree?
A: A monkey shit in his face.
Tagged People: godhatesblacksandsodoessatan
A song a about two monkeys,
sitting on a branch,
picking each others backs
and making weied monkey sounds all day..
and slit the other ones throat
and made its fur into a fur coat
and sold it onto Ebay
Tagged People: Izumo Etsuko
Q: What’s the difference between a King’s son, a monkey’s mother, a bald head, and an orphan?
A: One’s an heir apparent, the next is a hairy parent, the next has no hair apparent, and the last has nary a parent.
It’s that time of the year — the days are getting longer and the weather’s warming up. That means only one thing: time to call in sick.
Here are some actual, road-tested excuses collected in a survey from the job site careerbuilder.com
* I forgot to come back to work after lunch.
* I hurt myself bowling.
* I was spit on by a venomous snake.
* I had to be there for my husband’s grand jury trial.
* My monkey died.
Upon returning from a field trip to the zoo, the principal asked Miss Dickinson how she enjoyed the outing.
“Oh, it was horrible,” said Miss Dickinson. “The snakes stuck their tongues out and the monkeys kept making faces.”
“Well, you know what they say,” replied the principal. “Boas will be boas, and gorillas will be gorillas.”
shrimpanzee – n. a monkey that was genetically spiced with a shrimp. Has the skills of swimming underwater for lengthy amounts of time, and throwing poop through water with nearly no water resistance.
Q: What would get if you crossed a minnow with a monkey?
A: A shrimpanzee.
Q: Who is the superhero of the jungle?
“monkey see, monkey do. Monkey don’t see, monkey don’t do”
Tagged People: davepoobond