Q: What kind of bagel can fly?
A: A plain bagel.
Tag Archives: bagel
stila
stila – n. an old man with a bagel
How many bagels can fit in an ear?
Loading ...Foodland’s Top Ten Movie Stars
Cheryl Lard
Rabbit Redford
Goldie Hen
Lauren Bagel
Barbra Streisandwich
Vincent Slice
Jane Fondue
Ingrid Burgerman
Pea Marvin
Beet Midler
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And their favorite comics of all time:
Peter Fork
Bread Buttons
Joan Livers
David Steinburger
Lico-Rich Little
Phyllis Dill-Pickle
Bean Martin and Cherry Lewis
Joke #17769
Q: What do they call it when two seeded bagels at Bagel Nosh decide to go steady?
A: Poppy love!
The Unfriendly Restaurhaunt and Coffin Shop Moan-U
The following is a menu offered at the Unfriendly Restaurhant and Coffin Shop Moan-U.
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A die-ning delight that will lift your spirits!
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SAND-WITCHES
Boo-loney
Boo-gels and Scream Cheese
Hallow-weenies
Liver-worst
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BOO-VERAGES
Milk Shaaaakes
Ice Scream Floats
Orange Crrrush
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HEX-TRAS
Clammy on the Half Shell
Chilllled Tomb-ato Juice
Deviled Eggs
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SOUPS AND SALADS
L-eeek! Soup
Cream of Asparaghost
Arti-Choke Hearts
Lettuce Alone Salad
Marinated Brussel Shouts
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SIGHED DISHES
Baked Beings
Cre-mated Spinach
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DESS-HURTS
Creep Suzettes
Banana Scream Pie
Sheet Cake
Key Slime Pie
Hot Sludge Shun-dae
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TODAY’S SPE-CHILLS
Spook-ghetti
Souther Fright Chicken
Ghoul-lash
Turkey with Grave-y
Pasta-way
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Breakfast Served from Midnight to 3 A.M. Daily
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CEREALS
Ghost Toasties with Evaporated Milk
Shrouded Wheat
Scream of Wheat
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EGGS
Terri-fried Eggs — Over Easy
Scream-bled Eggs
Three-moan-it Soft-booled Eggs
Stormy-side-up Eggs
Eggs Boonidict
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Cust-tomb-ers: We accept Die-ners Club, Monster Card, and American Hex-press Credit Cards
Tongue Twisters
– Each Easter Eddie eats eighty Easter eggs.
– Seventy sailors sailed seven swift ships.
– Joe jumps joyfully in June and July.
– Davy Dear ducks Dinah Dear daily.
– Fast Freddie Frog fries fat flying fish.
– Hairy Harry Hartley hurries home.
– Slippery southern snakes slide swiftly down ski slopes.
– Billy Bunny burst his big beautiful blue balloon.
– Fran fans Fred frantically.
– Fast Frank fries frankfurters and french fries.
– How many bagels could a Beagle bake if a Beagle could bake bagels?
– Seven silly skunks sighed sadly.
– Little Linda Lamb licks her lovely lips.
– “Shoot, Sally,” Slim Sam shouted shyly.
– Wee Willy whistles to wise Wilber Whale.
Joke #5474
Q: Why don’t seagulls fly over bays?
A: Because then they’d be bagels.
gizzer
gizzer – n. an upside down lemon meringue pie with half of a bagel and a dog on it.
Ex. You will probably never see a gizzer for they grow in only very precise conditions.