Bad Submission #20284

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name = Go Smoke A Toilet

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type = Bad submissions archive

title = What does it take?

submission = What’s it take to get into the bad submission archive???????  Is it like a “really bad submissions only”-type area???????  What the heck do I have to get in there????????  Huh????????  What do I have to doooooooooo????????  Arrrrrrgh!!!!!!!!!  It’s driving me NUTS!!!!!!!  Absolutely NUTS!!!!!!!  GAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!  PLEASE put this in the bad submissions archive!!!!!!!  PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE!!!!!!!!!  OH PLEASE OH PLEASE OH PLEASE OH PLEASE OH PLEEEEEEEEEEEEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!  I like oranges.

 

UPDATE 9-18-03

Pick of May 27, 2003

davepoobond: we were down for a while.  Sorry for that, we were moving to a new server, so tell all your friends that we’re back up!  The main problem was because of Name Bargain, those stupid fucks.  It took them 4 god damn months to get their shit straight, and transfer the URL to the new server. And i was wrong about the Squackle! Shop thing…yeah…but some good came out of it, i guess.  It made me make a separate page for the squackle shop so you can see all the things that you can waste your money on.  And if you care or remember, i was running for that position in the school ASB, i lost…it was rigged i bet.  Everyone said they voted for me, too.

The bulletin board is 90% functional.

Please tell your friends about Squackle!

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 2700 words, 100 new. SUBMIT A WORD

Questionable Content / Moviesnvfd, What NOT To Do, Fun Facts and Stuff, Mind Fuck, Thunderkiss ’65 Music Video, The Journey Home, Yorkshire

Stupid IMselmoisfurry IM 29, elmoisfurry IM 30, elmoisfurry IM 31, elmoisfurry IM 32, davepoobond IM 18, XeeD The CaT IM, chaterbabe13 IM, Lew IM, cheese skater IM, SnuggleMePink IM, willowslim IM, Rufus_is_Rich IM

Squackle Broadcasting Company (SBC)Commercial: Bad Vacation Agency, Commercial: I-Rental, Commercial: Crusty French Bread, Movie: Fur-Assic Park (NEW SCENES ADDED!!!!!!@)

The Bad Submission ArchiveBad Submission 94, Bad Submission 95, Bad Submission 96, Bad Submission 97, Bad Submission 98, Bad Submission 99

The Fan Mail ArchiveFan Mail 9, Fan Mail 10

Other JunkFind Your Armenian Name, Find Your Retard Name, Find Your Star Wars Name, Find Your Porn-Star Name

Screwed Up ChroniclesThe Screwed Up Movies, The Screwed Up Music, The Screwed Up TV

StoriesThe Autobiography of Arby, the Crappy Fast Food Restaurant Owner – a true story…?, The Janitor’s Great Adventure – a pregnant lady changes Burger King’s life, Battle – the battle of the ducks, Smrat anal sex – yeah..

SongsIt’s Raining Beer, sung to the song “It’s Raining Men” by Weather Girls, The Hoapoate Shuffle, sung to the song “The Curly Shuffle,” by Dr. Demento

Chat Room StuffWang rape, Anotha one, Funked up Yahoo chat

 

UPDATE 4-22-03

Pick of April 22, 2003

davepoobond: wow…its the first time I didn’t update the dictionary for a longgg time….I don’t know if that’s a good thing…

stimpyismyname: re-re

stuff updated/put up:

Questionable Content / MoviesDancing blowthetoad 2, Dancing blowthetoad 3

The Screwed Up Games – Chao (PC) (Rating: 5/10), The Hobbit (PC) (Rating: 2/10)

The Screwed Up Worldproof all girls are evil (it’s mathmatical)

Stupid IMsscary fairy elf IM, Blind Bubba IM 11, Soup Nazi IM 4, allymd IM, SoccerGirl IM

Squackle! Advertisement GallerySquackle! Advertisement 5

JokesKnock Knock Jokes, Quicky Jokes, Blonde Jokes

PoemsHa ha

Serious Poemsbmx

SongsHorse Locker Junk Room, Popeye Songs, Jingle Bells Songs, Mary Had a Little Lamb Songs

The Bad Submission ArchiveBad Submission 91, Bad Submission 92, Bad Submission 93

 

UPDATE 4-08-03

Pick of April 8, 2003

davepoobond: Today is probably the biggest update you’ll ever see…I don’t know what came over me, i just felt like putting all this crap up on the SAME day! I know its amazing…but while you’re in a state of shock, don’t forget to check out the blowthetoad Hate Shrine, featuring blowthetoad: A look at his life

stimpyismyname: fart

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 2400 words, 50 new. SUBMIT A WORD

Questionable Content / Moviesblowthetoad: A look at his life, Go Ninja Go Music Video, supercool, Don’t Fear the Reaper Music Video, stupid, davepoobond’s Web Cam, Bob Teaches Breakdancing, The Vanilla Ice Story, The Box

Picturesbeeer, blunt, stoned, weed

The Screwed Up TownStupid Note 3, Stupid Note 4

The Screwed Up Peopledavepoobond: Rainforest Letter, Email to a “Prison Warden”

Squackle GuidesHow To Shave Your Ass

The Screwed Up Games – Kill The Dummies (PC) (Rating: 1/10)

Stupid IMsjaz5191 IM, Certified wanabe IM, Automatic Man IM 2

JokesQuicky Jokes, Blonde Jokes, Knock Knock Jokes

SongsLondon Bridge Is Falling Down Songs, Mary Had a Little Lamb Songs, Popeye Songs

Squackle QuotesMisc. Quotes

Other JunkFind Your Armenian Name, Find Your Retard Name, Find Your Star Wars Name, Find Your Porn-Star Name

The Bad Submission ArchiveBad Submission 88, Bad Submission 89, Bad Submission 90

 

 

UPDATE 4-02-03

Pick of April 2, 2003

davepoobond: Tatu is soooo goodddd. Sorry, I really wanted to update Squackle yesterday for April Fools day, but I was getting laid….April FOOLS!!!! ahahaha…yeah…i think that’s more of an insult to me…

stimpyismyname: the producer of tony hawk doesnt like poop in video games. down with poop.

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 2350 words, 50 new. SUBMIT A WORD

Squackle Broadcasting Company (SBC)Movie: Fatman

The Screwed Up Peopledavepoobond: Dave’s First Date, Adman: Adman’s Endless Babble

The Screwed Up Games – Ore No Ryomi (PC) (Rating: 10/10), Sol (PC) (Rating: 8/10)

Stupid IMscollegebabecam28 IM, fuzzynavel IM, foOiEaZzchck IM

JokesQuicky Jokes, Knock Knock Jokes, Blonde Jokes

SongsJingle Bells Songs

Stupid Health StoriesKen’s Muscles

The Bad Submission ArchiveBad Submission 85, Bad Submission 86, Bad Submission 87

 

UPDATE 3-21-03

Pick of March 21, 2003

davepoobond: for the first time in almost a YEAR, i uploaded some new pictures in the pictures section. un…beh…..LIEVABLE.

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 2250 words, 50 new. SUBMIT A WORD

PicturesDie Dacky, Cop Killa Cop Killa, barfer

Squackle Broadcasting Company (SBC)Commercial: Rose Hill Retirement Home, Kasio’s Krib Episode 1, Documentary: The Hobo Wars

Stupid IMsBlind Bubba IM 10, Fajita Bum IM 4, AmandaLikesU2day IM, dnLFlipIt IM

The Screwed Up World Plastic Straws

SongsPopeye Songs

JokesQuicky Jokes, Knock Knock Jokes, Blonde Jokes

Other JunkFind Your Armenian Name, Find Your Retard Name, Find Your Star Wars Name, Find Your Porn-Star Name

The Bad Submission ArchiveBad Submission 82, Bad Submission 83, Bad Submission 84

 

UPDATE 3-14-03

Pick of March 14, 2003

davepoobond: enjoy The Gaytrix….har har..it took me 2 years to finish and put up, but its finally up.

Blind Bubba: “Korean Hardcore Asian Thumbs” i searched for dark age of camelot and i got that

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 2150 words, 50 new. SUBMIT A WORD

Squackle Broadcasting Company (SBC)Movie: The Gaytrix

Animationskibble and bits, monkeys revenge

Stupid IMsTsenn IM 2, LuvinxAmanda1979 IM, elmoisfurry IM 27

The Screwed Up Games – GMPet (PC) (Rating: 2/10)

The Bad Submission ArchiveBad Submission 79, Bad Submission 80, Bad Submission 81

SongsPopeye Songs, STORY BOUT A GRILL, sung to the song “Absolutely,” by Nine Days

JokesQuicky Jokes, Blonde Jokes

The Screwed Up World Popups are like mythical hydras, Don’t ever miss the toilet

 

UPDATE 3-7-03

davepoobond: ok, this is mainly an update of stuff that was submitted…

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 2100 words, 50 new. SUBMIT A WORD

The Screwed Up Worldadd on, Marshmellows: The Cure to Anthrax

The Screwed Up Games – Clintario (PC) (Rating: 6/10)

JokesBlonde Jokes, Quicky Jokes, Knock Knock Jokes

Serious Poemsyou are my love

PoemsAn Ode To King Mongkut

SongsPopeye Songs, Jingle Bells Songs, London Bridge Is Falling Down Songs

Squackle Broadcasting Company (SBC)Movie: Smarty Pants

The Bad Submission ArchiveBad Submission 76, Bad Submission 77, Bad Submission 78

 

UPDATE 3-2-03

davepoobond: Post on the Bulletin Board! its funnnnnnnn!

Adman: THAT CORNED BEEF IS PRETTY DARN CORNED!

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 2050 words, 50 new. SUBMIT A WORD

The Screwed Up Games – Fun Tournament (PC) (Rating: 2/10), Ghostie (PC) (Rating: 6/10), Ghostie 2 (PC) (Rating: 7/10), Speed Cookie (PC) (Rating: 3/10)

Questionable Content / Moviesdavepoobond vs. blowthetoad 2, The Square-Enix Deal, My Name Is Asshole, puke

Squackle Broadcasting Company (SBC)Movie: Robot Porn

Submit To SquacklePicture Submission – only submit .gif, .jpg and .png pictures here

Squackle QuotesMs. Boms, Mrs. Biology Bitch, davepoobond, Mr. P-yooson

The Bad Submission ArchiveBad Submission 73, Bad Submission 74, Bad Submission 75

 

UPDATE 2-22-03

davepoobond: comon people! find your match at the Squackle! Online Dating Service!

stimpyismyname: Learn to Drive, or just download the game. Ha…

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 1950 words, 50 new. SUBMIT A WORD

Questionable Content / MoviesMy First Flash, The Scribble Show Episode 1, The Scribble Show Episode 2, The Scribble Show Episode 3, The Scribble Show Episode 4, Kinky Stick Sex 1, Kinky Stick Sex 2

The Screwed Up GamesArena (PC) (Rating: 7/10), Game Maker Poker (PC) (Rating: 8/10), Missile Wave 2 (PC) (Rating: 9/10)

Squackle QuotesMrs. Dolt, Around School, Mr. P-yooson, Mrs. Biology Bitch

The Bad Submission ArchiveBad Submission 67, Bad Submission 68, Bad Submission 69

The Fan Mail ArchiveFan Mail 8

 

UPDATE 2-17-03

davepoobond: welcome to hell….::shrug::

Blind Bubba: “A complicated friendship is the case for any friendship.” (pg.1 Becky Essay)

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 1900 words, 50 new. SUBMIT A WORD

Squackle! Online Dating Service

Questionable Content / Moviesdavepoobond vs. blowthetoad, great, melt, man, pooman, dumb andy

Stupid IMsAdman IM 2, urgirl7467 IM, SmarterChild IM 2

The Screwed Up Games – Jetpack Joe (PC) (Rating: 8/10), Dowtown in Crazy Town (PC) (Rating: 8/10), Elfish Wars (PC) (Rating: 0/10), The Snarf Game (PC) (Rating: 7/10)

The Bad Submission ArchiveBad Submission 64, Bad Submission 65, Bad Submission 66

Serious PoemsJason Ryan Qualls Poems

 

UPDATE 2-13-03

davepoobond: radio killed the video star?

Holmes: Jesus loves you, everyone else thinks your an asshole

stimpyismyname: go back to the forums! no one posts anymore

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 1850 words, 50 new. SUBMIT A WORD, The Amazing List of Palindromes

The Screwed Up GamesSlick Spike (PC) (Rating: 7/10)

The Screwed Up CountryUSA: College Drinking Out Of Control

The Screwed Up World The Year Theory

Stupid IMsjenniferK001 IM, davepoobond IM 16, Automatic Man IM, RAMFREAK IM, SmarterChild IM, davepoobond IM 17

The Hate Mail ArchiveHate Mail 4

SongsPopeye Songs, Jingle Bells Songs

The Bad Submission ArchiveBad Submission 61, Bad Submission 62, Bad Submission 63

Squackle QuotesMisc. Quotes

 

UPDATE 2-9-03

davepoobond: I can’t wait for Power Rangers Ninja Storm! And how about those new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?

stimpyismyname: go back to the forums! no one posts anymore

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 1800 words, 50 new. SUBMIT A WORD

Button Man Games – new games to download

The Screwed Up Games – Cyclop Force (PC) (Rating: 3/10), Table Top Soccer (PC) (Rating: 8/10)

Stupid IMsFajita Bum IM 3, davepoobond IM 4, davepoobond IM 5, ooO MaDeLiNe Ooo IM 2, blondebo177ber69 IM

Squackle Broadcasting Company (SBC)The Reindeer Show Episode 1, The Ugly Bunch Episode 1, Commercial: Jam Jam Cam

Other JunkFind Your Retard Name, Find Your Armenian Name, Find Your Star Wars Name, Find Your Porn-Star Name

The Fan Mail ArchiveFan Mail 3, Fan Mail 4, Fan Mail 5, Fan Mail 6, Fan Mail 7

The Hate Mail ArchiveHate Mail 1, Hate Mail 2, Hate Mail 3

The Bad Submission ArchiveBad Submission 58, Bad Submission 59, Bad Submission 60

 

UPDATE 1-11-03

davepoobond: what to say…what to say…………..err….i gotta vacuum my house…

SoyBeans: wtf.. ? lol

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 1460 words, 10 new. SUBMIT A WORD

Stupid IMsDraxus IM, Soup Nazi IM 2, elmoisfurry IM 20

Squackle Broadcasting Company (SBC)Movie: The Death of Mrs. Stickums, Documentary: Pablo and Georges, Commercial: SAddle SAndbags, Commercial: One Quart Bucket of Urine, Commercial: Jack in the Crack, Commercial: Cliploc Bags, Commercial: Mike Tyson Mean Bean Rotisserie Machine Grill

The Bad Submission ArchiveBad Submission 46, Bad Submission 47, GAY Submission 48