enooneknow – n. a bartender that cuts off children’s ears
paispor – n. a traffic violation that results in being punished by being hung on a chain fence and fed only bread and water for a week.
guffstream – v. to try on more than six dresses in one store
pimlico – v. to lift your skirt higher than six inches to avoid a mud puddle
tuviesen – n. a fixture in which men’s and women’s undergarments are hanging on the same rack
nesconta – adv. to be arrested for attending a public dance without wearing a corset
ehcine – n. a husband that makes it a requirement to try on any new hat before his wife buys it
analeia – adv. to be arrested for drawing funny faces on your window