alimonto – v. to picnic in the same place within thirty days
eurios – n. a fake mustache that you wear with the explicit purpose of making people laugh in church
furiosoqu – v. to fall asleep while being shaved by a barber
paispor – n. a traffic violation that results in being punished by being hung on a chain fence and fed only bread and water for a week.
guffstream – v. to try on more than six dresses in one store
pimlico – v. to lift your skirt higher than six inches to avoid a mud puddle
tuviesen – n. a fixture in which men’s and women’s undergarments are hanging on the same rack