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Q: Why does aspirin work?
A: Because it’s white.
Q: How many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two. One to screw in the light bulb, the other to drive the pink Cadillac.
Q: What do you say when your TV elevates during the middle of the night?
A: “Drop it n*gga!”
Q: How do you kill a cracker’s sister?
A: Kill their mom.
Q: What is the difference between a black person and a snow tire?
A: The tire doesn’t start to sing when you put chains on it.
Q: Do you remember the black family from the Jetsons?
A: No? The future looks pretty good, doesn’t it?
Q: What is dumber than three white guys trying to build a house under water?
A: Three black guys trying to burn it down!
Q: What do you call 4 black guys in a car?
A: Tinted windows.
Q: What’s worse than a busload of blacks going off a cliff?
A: An empty seat!
Q: What do you throw a drowning Obama?
A: 47% of America. (Thanks, Mitt Romney!)
Q: What is the difference between a white girl and a airplane?
A: Not everyone has been in an airplane.
Q: What starts with a N and ends with a R?
Q: What can an elevator do that a black man can’t?
A: Raise a family.
Q: Why did the Serbian cross the road?
A: He didn’t, he tripped over a landmine.