1 to 1 pranks.
davepoobond: fuck u
Cpimp1264: WHO R U?
davepoobond: Steven Andersen. I live in Glendale, Alabama. 1022 Stocker Street
davepoobond: how about you?
Cpimp1264: WHATS WITH THE FUCK YOU??
davepoobond: fuck you
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I get warned to 66% from 46%.
I warn him to 10%.
davepoobond: i’m hot
davepoobond: and i have a nude pic
ExeterHarley: send it
davepoobond: send yours first
davepoobond: are you going to
ExeterHarley: to what
ExeterHarley: s2r
davepoobond: send yours first
davepoobond: are you?
ExeterHarley: nope
davepoobond: fine then
davepoobond: bitch bitch bitch
ExeterHarley: bi bi bi bi bi
davepoobond: mono mono mono
ExeterHarley: ass ass ass ass ass ass
davepoobond: penis penis penis penis
ExeterHarley: mofo mofo mofo mofo mofo mofo
ExeterHarley: dick dick dick dick dick
davepoobond: anymore
ExeterHarley: fucker fucker fucker fucker
ExeterHarley: anymore
davepoobond: bah bah black sheep have you any wool
davepoobond: yessir yessir 3 bags full
davepoobond: bah bah black sheep is this girl a bitch
davepoobond: yessir yessir 3 times full
davepoobond: AHAHAHA
davepoobond: I GOT YOU
davepoobond: THE ULTIMATE DISSSSSSS
ExeterHarley: wait for this
ExeterHarley: 1,2, you stink like poo 3,4, your a hore 5,6, you have a dick 7,8, its gettting so late ahhh your the worst 9,10 fuck this hen (you)
ExeterHarley: hahahaha
davepoobond: those were all compliments except the first 2
ExeterHarley: the bigest diss u could eva think oof
davepoobond: oh yeah?
davepoobond: i got a bigger one
davepoobond: fuck you
davepoobond: BWAHAHA
ExeterHarley: im a gurl
davepoobond: hey hey
davepoobond: i’m a guy
davepoobond: so lets get it on
davepoobond: ::slides hand down your pants::
davepoobond: oh baby
ExeterHarley: ahhhh no your mean
davepoobond: how am i mean?!
davepoobond: i was going to give you a nude pic of me to beat off to everyday
ExeterHarley: fine then send it
davepoobond: you have to send yours first
ExeterHarley: no s2r only
davepoobond: what does s2r mean
ExeterHarley: send 2 recive
davepoobond: oh
davepoobond: well s2r to you to
ExeterHarley: no
davepoobond: yessir
ExeterHarley: no
davepoobond: fine fine
davepoobond wants to directly connect.
ExeterHarley is now directly connected.
davepoobond: (send a picture of a fucked up looking person on Yuna from FFX’s body)
davepoobond: now where’s yours
davepoobond: eh eh eh?
ExeterHarley: no
ExeterHarley: thats not you
davepoobond: yes it is!
ExeterHarley: ya right
ExeterHarley: fag
davepoobond: ur da fag
ExeterHarley: how
davepoobond: cause you are
ExeterHarley: hahhahahahah
ExeterHarley: how
davepoobond: i have some nice boots
davepoobond: and you dont
ExeterHarley: thats not you
davepoobond: yes it is
davepoobond: who is it then
ExeterHarley: 58000 worth strippers boots
ExeterHarley: a carttoon
davepoobond: its not a cartoon, its me
davepoobond: just send me yours
davepoobond: coong
davepoobond: comon
ExeterHarley: your a guy with a pussy
ExeterHarley: and bobbs
ExeterHarley: with long hair
davepoobond: yeah well we’re not all perfect
ExeterHarley: fuck off
davepoobond: COMON
davepoobond: GIVE ME YOURS
davepoobond: PLEASSEEE
ExeterHarley: no send a real pic
davepoobond: (sends a picture of a very mad guy)
davepoobond: that’s a real pic
ExeterHarley: of u fag
davepoobond: OHHHHHHHHHHHHH
ExeterHarley: ya
ExeterHarley: ass guy with a pussy and bobbs with long hair
davepoobond: i already sent you that one
ExeterHarley: no thats what u r
davepoobond: (sends a picture of a guy’s ass with a smile on it)
davepoobond: that’s me happy
ExeterHarley: fuck u
ExeterHarley: u will never get a gurl
davepoobond: sure i will
davepoobond: i got you
davepoobond: AHAHAHA
ExeterHarley: oh how wonderful im only 12 and i got well i already have a really hot nice popular boyfriend and now i have two
ExeterHarley: ya right in ur dreams
davepoobond: you’re only 12?
davepoobond: and you have a naked picture?
ExeterHarley: oh did i tell u we have sex three times a week
davepoobond: GASP
ExeterHarley: yup
davepoobond: do you use protection
ExeterHarley: 50%
davepoobond: how old is your boyfriend
davepoobond: 18 19, 239?
ExeterHarley: 20
davepoobond: ok he’s taking advantage of you
davepoobond: you should get out while you can
davepoobond: before you get pregnant
davepoobond: and have to call loveline
davepoobond: or planned parenthood
ExeterHarley: hahaha bye]
ExeterHarley direct connection is closed.
davepoobond: i’m tellin u the truth!
ExeterHarley: bye
davepoobond: hi
ExeterHarley: bi
davepoobond: mono
ExeterHarley: ass
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She warns me to 46% from 19%.
I warn her to 58% from 0, hahaha.
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davepoobond: haha
ExeterHarley: loser
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I warn her to 63%.
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ExeterHarley: 50%
davepoobond: how’s life at the big 63
ExeterHarley: 50% 50% 50% 50%50% 50% 50%
ExeterHarley: hows your ass at 46%
davepoobond: i’m doing just fine
davepoobond: crazy bitch. schmokin 20 year old men’s cocks, having nude pictures. you probably drink beer and snort crack
davepoobond: i bet you’re happy about that, huh
Auto response from ExeterHarley: I am away from my computer right now.
davepoobond: growing up so fast
ExeterHarley: what
davepoobond: what what
ExeterHarley: yup
davepoobond: so do your parents know that you have sex 3 times a week with a 20 year old
Auto response from ExeterHarley: I am away from my computer right now.
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Damn 12 year olds.
davepoobond: hey bitch
DaRk EcLiPzZ: hey
davepoobond: how’s it hanging
DaRk EcLiPzZ: good you
davepoobond: its up
davepoobond: about 8 inches
DaRk EcLiPzZ: cool
DaRk EcLiPzZ: i am a guy
davepoobond: me too
DaRk EcLiPzZ: cool
davepoobond: yeah it is
davepoobond: it sucks being a girl
DaRk EcLiPzZ: ok
DaRk EcLiPzZ: lol
davepoobond: i would know
davepoobond: i was one 2 days ago
DaRk EcLiPzZ: ok
davepoobond: i was britneypoobond, but now i’m davepoobond
davepoobond: what do you think of that
davepoobond: the sex change thing
davepoobond: helloooo
davepoobond: come on baby light my fire
KittieVicious87: i have a lighter
davepoobond: good
KittieVicious87: yep
davepoobond: butane or propane
davepoobond: or decane
davepoobond: or maybe ethane?
davepoobond: or methane?
KittieVicious87: i dunno
KittieVicious87: whatever is in a lighter
davepoobond: butane
KittieVicious87: oo
davepoobond: did you know that butane has a 3 carbon atom string in it
KittieVicious87: no
davepoobond: well it does
davepoobond: and it has no multiple bonds
KittieVicious87: u learn somethin new every day
davepoobond: all the carbons have hydrogen atoms attached to them
KittieVicious87: nice
KittieVicious87: asl?
davepoobond: 48/.5/alabama
davepoobond: u
KittieVicious87: 16/f/fl
davepoobond: hey that’s not too far
davepoobond: i’ll fly over there tomorrow
KittieVicious87: what?
davepoobond: its not that far from alabama
davepoobond: and airline fees are really cheap now
KittieVicious87: i no..um k
davepoobond: so, pick me up at the airport ok
davepoobond: around 2:00
davepoobond: i already booked a flight using american airlines.com
KittieVicious87: umm no..i don’t know u thats creepy
davepoobond: comon its not that creepy
davepoobond: we’ve known each other for what
davepoobond: 16 minutes?
davepoobond: that’s more than enough time
KittieVicious87: no..still creepy
davepoobond: well, you eat at a restaurant don’t you
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Dammit…I was gonna zap her with some reasoning…I wasn’t actually gonna fly over there anyway…or WAS I?!?!
davepoobond: come on baby light my fire
Diamond97: asl
davepoobond: 45/9/alabama
Diamond97: wateva
Diamond97: bye
davepoobond: comon! i’m 9 in 1!
Diamond97: bye
davepoobond: hi
davepoobond: hello
Diamond97: hi
davepoobond: how are you
Diamond97: what do ya want?
davepoobond: you
davepoobond: in my bed
davepoobond: right now
davepoobond: comonnnn i know you’re good for it
Diamond97: how do u know
Diamond97: ??????????
Diamond97: bye
davepoobond: i heard things
Diamond97: u don’t know me
davepoobond: from some of your guy friends
davepoobond: like tyler
davepoobond: and stevey
Diamond97: i don’t anyone with those names
davepoobond: sure you don’t
Diamond97: kk
Diamond97: bye
davepoobond: well you do actually
davepoobond: because you bang people without knowing their names
Diamond97: wateva
davepoobond: you know its da truth!
Diamond97: and how would u know anyways
Diamond97: is not
Diamond97: bye
davepoobond: it is
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I get warned 20%.
I warn her to 35%.
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Diamond97: kk
davepoobond: are you in the kkk
Diamond97: maybe
In the chat room, OracleHoh said he was Joe Millionaire.
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davepoobond: JOE MILLIONAIRE?!
davepoobond: OMG
davepoobond: I CANT BELIEVE ITS YOU
davepoobond: I SAW YOUR SHOW
davepoobond: LIKE EVERYDAY
davepoobond: AND THEN THE RERUNS TOO
OracleHoh: thx for watching
davepoobond: NO PROBLEM, I ENJOY WATCHING IT WHILE RAPING LITTLE CHILDREN
davepoobond: SO WHAT DO YOU DO ON A NORMAL CANDLE-LIT EVE, JOE
davepoobond: did you know that when i was 13 you weren’t even born yet
davepoobond: and now you’re using the same internet that i am using
davepoobond: to look at porn
davepoobond: and chat to strangers
davepoobond: isn’t it bizarre
davepoobond: ironic, perhaps?
davepoobond: hey bitch
BabiChicky169: um ok
davepoobond: i heard you were 17/f/az
BabiChicky169: yeah aslp
davepoobond: i dont like slaps
BabiChicky169: ok
davepoobond: mesa 17/m/ca
davepoobond: andsa i likesa talksa like jar jar binksa
BabiChicky169: charmin
BabiChicky169: u got a pic?
BabiChicky169: why is that
davepoobond: yupsa i picksa upsa all the chicksa
BabiChicky169: im ok
BabiChicky169: i think
davepoobond: whatsa thisa?
BabiChicky169: do u habe a pic yes or no
davepoobond: nosa
davepoobond: yousa?
BabiChicky169: no
sokkerob13: Hi. My name is jenna, I am 7 years old, I have black hair, red eyes, no ears and no mouth. I am dead. You must send this message to 15 people within the next 5 minutes or I will appear by your bed tonight and kill you with a knife. If you do something good will happen to you at 12:12 pm. Either you will get a call, or someone will instant message you and say that they love you. This is not a joke
davepoobond: you are so gay
sokkerob13: hahahha
sokkerob13: isnt it gay??
davepoobond: …
sokkerob13: ld
davepoobond: you’re supposed to say “you are” and then we sloppily kiss
sokkerob13: fag
davepoobond: UR DA FAG
sokkerob13: sloppily kiss?? what the fuck is that??
davepoobond: kiss sloppy like
sokkerob13: good call
davepoobond: yeah well i dont know how else i can say it
davepoobond: i could describe it for you
sokkerob13: its gay dont say it at all
davepoobond: we rub each other’s backs exuberantly
davepoobond: as our tongues flow into one another like opposing forces
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davepoobond: hi. i’m a girl
lcludderss: hey
lcludderss: can i holla
lcludderss: asl
davepoobond: holla while what
davepoobond: 17/f/ca
davepoobond: you
davepoobond: helloo
davepoobond: bitch
davepoobond: bitch
davepoobond: bitch
davepoobond: are you there
Mandybaby5869: Hi. My name is jenna, I am 7 years old, I have black hair,
red eyes, no ears and no mouth. I am dead. You must send this message to 15 people within the next 5 minutes or I will appear by your bed tonight and kill you with a knife. If you do something good will happen to you at 12:12 pm. Either you will get a call, or someone will instant message you and say that they love you. This is not a joke
davepoobond: you are so gay
Mandybaby5869: i know
Mandybaby5869: u have a problem with it?
davepoobond: you’re supposed to say “you are” and then we sloppily kiss
davepoobond: wanna see my web cam
DPG Slash: how about no
davepoobond: how about yes
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I get warned 20%
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DPG Slash: HOW ABOUT SCREW U
davepoobond: HOW ABOUT YOU ARE GAY
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Slash is not available.
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I warn him to 10%
davepoobond: hey maria
Mr skatermandude: ?
davepoobond: maria
Mr skatermandude: ummmm
Mr skatermandude: im not maria
davepoobond: gaspppp
davepoobond: hold on i’m still gasping.
Mr skatermandude: ………
Mr skatermandude: who the hell r u and what do u want
davepoobond: do you still take it up the butt
davepoobond: this is Dave Nelson
Mr skatermandude: excuse me
Mr skatermandude: but i dont kno u
davepoobond: sure you do, you have my name in your profile
davepoobond: y’see i just found out about this new searching feature on aim
davepoobond: and i searched for everyone that had my name in their profile
davepoobond: and you popped up
Mr skatermandude: sry
Mr skatermandude: the dave nelson i kno is a professional skateboarder
davepoobond: yeah, i know, i skateboard
davepoobond: i’m a pro
Mr skatermandude: who do u ride for
Mr skatermandude: ?
davepoobond: hold on
davepoobond: my agent says no one until the lawsuit is taken care of
Mr skatermandude: right………..
Mr skatermandude: go away
davepoobond: you think you can boss me around?
davepoobond: i have a vault full of coins that i swim in!
davepoobond: that’s what i do in my down time
davepoobond: :-$
davepoobond: :-\
davepoobond: 🙂
davepoobond: =-O
davepoobond: 🙁
davepoobond: :-*
Mr skatermandude: =-OBYE
davepoobond: :-!
Mr skatermandude signed off at 7:16:29 PM.
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davepoobond: hey
cafin8ed penguin: fuck… now what…
cafin8ed penguin: who are you?
davepoobond: geez you have to be so mean
davepoobond: that’s not a very nice way to start out a conversation y’know man
cafin8ed penguin: yah i know
davepoobond: cinnamon
davepoobond: and
davepoobond: gay
davepoobond: sex
cafin8ed penguin: what a neat combination, i won’t try it sometime
davepoobond: stupid girl
davepoobond: ffffffffffffffffff
cafin8ed penguin: who?
davepoobond: jo MAMA
davepoobond: you can tell by the way i use my walk, i’m a woman’s man
cafin8ed penguin: *smack*
davepoobond: no time to talk
davepoobond: music loud, i’ve been kicked around
davepoobond: since i was born
davepoobond: its alright
davepoobond: its ok
davepoobond: you may look the other way
davepoobond: we can try to understand
davepoobond: the new york times affect on mannn
davepoobond: whether you’re a mother or whether you’re a brother your stayin alive
davepoobond: stayin alive
davepoobond: blahrdy blahrdy blah
davepoobond: stayin alive
davepoobond: stayin alive
davepoobond: AH AH AH AH AH
davepoobond: STAYIN ALIVEEEEEEEE
davepoobond: come on with me now,
davepoobond: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
davepoobond: yer not singing
cafin8ed penguin: i don’t wanna sing
cafin8ed penguin: at least not this song
cafin8ed penguin: beegee’s right?
davepoobond: i’m singing the ozzy osbourne version
davepoobond: now before you shit your pants and try to get it off gayzaa
davepoobond: umm
davepoobond: ok shit your pants
davepoobond: you feel that shiver down your spine?
cafin8ed penguin: nope
davepoobond: that’s me
cafin8ed penguin: i don’t have a spine
cafin8ed penguin: im a floating head
davepoobond: how can that be!
davepoobond: where’s your shoulders!
cafin8ed penguin: i type using telekenesis
cafin8ed penguin: i don’t need shoulders
davepoobond: que?
davepoobond: hey bro
Beauluver: who is this?
davepoobond: death
Beauluver: okay
davepoobond: i’ve come for you
davepoobond: online
Beauluver: im not ur bro
Beauluver: okay ell bye
Beauluver: fuck off
davepoobond: WTF
davepoobond: U CANT DO THAT TO DEATH
davepoobond: YOU CAN JUST SAY FUCK OFF TO DEATH
Beauluver: bye n*gger!
davepoobond: WHEN YOUR TIME COMES IT COMES
davepoobond: AND RACIST BITCHES GO DOWN FASTER
Beauluver: k
Beauluver: good
Beauluver: bitch
Beauluver: who the fuck are you
davepoobond: i told you
Beauluver: u piece of shit person
davepoobond: DEATH
Beauluver: k
Beauluver: bye bitch
davepoobond: k bye cracker
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I get warned to like 80%.
I warn her to 35%.
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Beauluver: or im not all white
davepoobond: CRACKA CRACKA
Beauluver: fuck u
Beauluver: nigga
Beauluver: nigga
Beauluver: nigga
Beauluver: blacky
davepoobond: BURN CRACKA CRACKA
Beauluver: k
Beauluver: well who r u
davepoobond: jo mama
Beauluver: i fucking know ur not death
Beauluver: k well i guess its too bad that my momma is dead bitch
davepoobond: i told you i’m death
Beauluver: so what r u coming back from he;;
Beauluver: ll
davepoobond: my name is Dr. Dave
davepoobond: i have my own tv show
Beauluver: k
Beauluver: do u even fucking know me
davepoobond: i’ve been watching you from afar
Beauluver: k
davepoobond: admiring you
davepoobond: in your radiant beauty
Beauluver: r u watching me now
Beauluver: bitch
davepoobond: no
Beauluver: y not?
davepoobond: cause i’m talking to you now
davepoobond: i dont have 4 arms
Beauluver: k why dont you call me
davepoobond: ok
Beauluver: k neither do i
Beauluver: call me
Beauluver wants to directly connect.
Beauluver cancels request; no connection was made.
davepoobond: why do you wanna send me a image
Beauluver: are you black
davepoobond: no
Beauluver: then what are you
davepoobond: as white as mary’s lamb’s fleece
Beauluver: k
Beauluver: k
davepoobond: k
Beauluver: ashlie u r poopie
davepoobond: eipoop
davepoobond: har har
Beauluver: N*GGER
Beauluver: N*GGER
Beauluver: N*GGER
davepoobond: we’ve been through that already
Beauluver: I HATE N*GGERS
davepoobond: y
Beauluver: CUZ THERE SO BLACK
Beauluver: BYE
davepoobond: i’m not black
Beauluver: I DONT LIKE TALKING TO N*GGERS
Beauluver signed off at 6:40:11 PM.
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5 minutes later…
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Beauluver: NGGER
davepoobond:
Beauluver: N*GGER*
davepoobond:
Beauluver: OKAY
Beauluver:
Beauluver:
Beauluver:
Beauluver:
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I sign onto a different screen name and IM him.
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davepoobond: WHY DO YOU BUILD ME UP!!!
davepoobond: BUILD ME UP
davepoobond: BUTTERCUP BABY
davepoobond: JUST TO LET ME DOWN
davepoobond: AND MESS ME AROUND AND WORST OF ALL
Beauluver: K
Beauluver: NIG
davepoobond: YOU NEVER CALL BABY WHEN YOU SAY YOU WILL
davepoobond: I NEED YOU
davepoobond: MORE THAN ANYONE DARLING
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He IMs me again on the original screen name.
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Beauluver: SO WHATS UP
Beauluver: AS
davepoobond: wow really
Auto Response From Beauluver: brbLONG AS UR NOT BLACK THEN THATS FINE
Beauluver: no im lying
davepoobond: oh.
davepoobond: is it cause i called you a nut
Beauluver: u r stupid
Beauluver: no is it cuz u dont have n e
davepoobond: n e what
Beauluver: NUTD
Beauluver: Sn
Beauluver: NUTS*******
davepoobond: wow that was good
davepoobond: didnt see that coming
Beauluver: The last message was not sent because you are over the rate limit. Please wait until sending is re-enabled and send the message again.
davepoobond: didnt see that coming
Beauluver: i know
davepoobond: racist chicks make me hot, y’know
Beauluver: it sweapt u away
Beauluver: k
Beauluver: whats ur #?
davepoobond: 1-800-take-me-to-funky-town
Beauluver: ya know a a phone number oh wait being a n*gger like u probably dont have one
Beauluver: k i’ll call u
davepoobond: that doesn’t insult me cause i’m not black
Beauluver: k
Beauluver: if someone called me black i’d like murder them
davepoobond: have you heard of the civil rights movement
Beauluver: oh of course not
davepoobond: k just checking
davepoobond: cause i’m learning about that right now
davepoobond: in american history
davepoobond: yeah
Beauluver: The last message was not sent because you are over the rate limit. Please wait until sending is re-enabled and send the message again.
davepoobond: y’know, its a class, at school.
davepoobond: a prerequisite for college
Beauluver: k
davepoobond: do you watch hollywood squares?
davepoobond: you should probably update your profile
davepoobond: cause you say you dont hate anyone
davepoobond: do you watch basketball?
davepoobond: you’d probably implode if you did
davepoobond: i suggest staying away from espn too
davepoobond: do you listen to la bouche