All posts by davepoobond

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UPDATE 8-9-00

davepoobond: ok, everybody! put on your cottage cheese dresses and whip cream hats! we’re goin to the super market!

donkmaster: i feel like a million fire ants are biting at my skin! is that a bad sign?

Elmoisfurry: doodee kaka fart splat poop!!

Stuff Put up/updated today:

Stupid IMs: gashek IM

Jokes: Suprise Package

Stories: The “Poyfect” Storm

UPDATE 8-7-00

davepoobond:  hhhhhaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaa hhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Elmoisfurry:  i’m a donkey!  moo moo moo.  i make donkey potty heads, that come out of my nose…POOPIES!!!!!

Stuff Put up/updated today:

Songs: Blue Balls, by violentj-osh, sung to the song Blue, by Eiffel 65, and FART!, by davepoobond, sung to a song in the club in Ace Ventura

Jokes: Fool’s Paradise

Poems: Deliver! , by G-Man and Green Peanuts and Ham, by davepoobond

Other JunkSquackle Quotes

Stupid IMsAyanna IM, foofoo IM, and cats IM

UPDATE 7-31-00 (later today)

davepoobond:  yay!  Squackle got an award!  it was givin to us by Bob Online.  You can see the award in the awards page.  there is also a fanfic by LouBoy which will go up tomarrow.  We now have plans to make our own award to give out, so if you want to get our award, apply today!please remember to send anything you can think of that is funny, and you WILL get credit for it…

UPDATE 7-27-00

davepoobond: yay!!!!!! i’m finally back from my stupid vacation…i changed my name to davepoobond….i fixed the link to the paid 2 surf programs, i forgot to link it on the table, here’s a link to it too: Paid-to-surf programs

Stuff updated/Put up today:

Dictionary: F V W G O ALL

Guides: How to Be a Squackle Hobo

Songs: (new song) Gasper, the smelly ghost, sung to the song “Casper, the friendly ghost,” by davepoobond

UPDATE 7-20-00

StImPyIsMyNaMe:  hey, look! i spell my name funky! look. i’m cool! blah blah blah!! This backround is from a site i made. i t sucks right now, and i probably wont update it. ever. oh well! the word for today is “glutoplozizzyspasm”. it means: when your butt thas a spasm. dont laugh. it can be dangerous………. ok laugh. we’re all assholes anyway!!

dAvE bOnD:  i put up some more jokes and a “paid to surf program” page too, with all these money making things that you could join.  i also changed the background again.

donkmaster: wanna see a butt? hehehehe!! here it is (_I_) hahahahahaha!!!

UPDATE 7-14-00

dAvE bOnD: yay! we have our first affiliate! Almasy.Org. The link will always be in the Links section too check it out sometime…and remember to keep coming back to Squackle! hmm…in case your wondering why none of the others are really saying anything is because:

elmoisfurry: he’s in scotland (whoopee)

nose: he’s on a road trip, probably around the whole United States

donkmaster: he never says anything anyway

stimpyismyname: he’s here, but he never tells me anything…but he did say something, but i accidently deleted it…sorry, stimp..

fajita bum: he never says anything, and he’s also in New York