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Joke #23998

Monday, July 27th, 2015 Posted in (F) Your Momma Joke, Jokes | No Comments »

Your momma is so fat her belly button gets home 15 minutes before she does. Read more..

isescreschaae

Saturday, July 25th, 2015 Posted in Dictionary | No Comments »

isescreschaae - v. to completely replace all of the road signs in America to change it from miles to kilometers Ex. Porlogeneralpierdes don't think about how stupid it would be to ... Read more..

dintumar

Friday, July 24th, 2015 Posted in Dictionary | No Comments »

dintumar - n. an ugly, cracked, embarrassingly dirty driveway Read more..

coresuevutt

Thursday, July 23rd, 2015 Posted in Dictionary | No Comments »

coresuevutt - n. an ugly, cracked, embarrassingly dirty face Read more..

puestoari

Thursday, July 23rd, 2015 Posted in Dictionary | No Comments »

puestoari - n. an ugly, cracked, embarrassingly dirty penis Read more..

porlogeneralpierde

Wednesday, July 22nd, 2015 Posted in Dictionary | No Comments »

porlogeneralpierde - n. an idiot who likes to complain about how the United States doesn't use the SI system of measurements instead of Imperial units.  Shut the fuck up already, ... Read more..

blarx

Tuesday, July 21st, 2015 Posted in Dictionary | No Comments »

blarx - n. a roll of register tape that starts curving its receipts sooner than a usual roll of register tape Read more..

Quote #23937

Tuesday, July 21st, 2015 Posted in Quotes | No Comments »

Note: This person's user name was "IThriveForBlood" - "No, I do NOT thrive for blood. I don't know why this is my username. I did not create it or choose it. I ... Read more..

ruarneveum

Monday, July 20th, 2015 Posted in Dictionary | No Comments »

ruarneveum - n. a sudden flood of customers in an empty convenience store Read more..

eeenbu

Sunday, July 19th, 2015 Posted in Dictionary | No Comments »

eeenbu - n. a completely or nearly used roll of register tape Read more..

ouscuen

Saturday, July 18th, 2015 Posted in Dictionary | No Comments »

ouscuen - n. a song sung by a washed up middle-aged adult singer Read more..

ahusg

Saturday, July 18th, 2015 Posted in Dictionary | No Comments »

ahusg - n. a song sung by a child or a chorus of children exclusively.  There are no middle-aged washed up adult singers allowed Read more..

mierori

Saturday, July 18th, 2015 Posted in Dictionary | No Comments »

mierori - v. to secretly charge your cell phone at work using things you shouldn't be using Read more..

gasuha

Saturday, July 18th, 2015 Posted in Dictionary | No Comments »

gasuha - n. someone who says "microwave" like "mahcroway" Read more..

ralb

Friday, July 17th, 2015 Posted in Dictionary | No Comments »

ralb - n. the situation in which oil prices go down, but gas prices go up Ex. California is in a ralb right now. Read more..


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