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Words of Discouragement

Wednesday, March 25th, 2015 Posted in (C) Serious Poems, Poetry and Songs | No Comments »

I care about now Not past Not future Ur sucking now Read more..

Joke #23782

Saturday, March 14th, 2015 Posted in (F) Quicky Jokes, Jokes | 1 Comment »

Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?" Read more..

eupbain

Thursday, March 12th, 2015 Posted in Dictionary | No Comments »

eupbain - n. the phenomenon in which the roommate you share a bathroom with always seems to go into the bathroom right when you want to go in or use ... Read more..

einado

Thursday, March 12th, 2015 Posted in Dictionary | No Comments »

einado - n. the rare pack of fruit snacks that is packed with twice the amount of fruit snacks than usual due to a packaging error Read more..

xylamom

Thursday, March 12th, 2015 Posted in Dictionary | No Comments »

xylamom - n. a mom that you can play like a xylaphone ;} n. a mom that can play a xylaphone Read more..

ober

Thursday, March 12th, 2015 Posted in Dictionary | No Comments »

ober - n. a bedroom in which the only furniture is a continuous trash pile from one end of the room to the other Read more..

alsonano

Thursday, March 12th, 2015 Posted in Dictionary | No Comments »

alsonano - n. the awful smell that emanates from an old man's room that smells like old, musty, almonds Read more..

hwonhee

Thursday, March 12th, 2015 Posted in Dictionary | No Comments »

hwonhee - n. someone who is so poor that they have to use a combination of a toilet and a sink to wash their clothes because they don't want to ... Read more..

eracabab

Thursday, March 12th, 2015 Posted in Dictionary | No Comments »

eracabab - v. to fill your new fake boobs with the same stuff they put in maracas so when your boobs shake they make sounds like maracas Ex. Did you want ... Read more..

juentud

Thursday, March 12th, 2015 Posted in Dictionary | No Comments »

juentud - n. a wedding that takes place in a classroom Ex. We were supposed to take our history test today but someone thought it would be a good idea to ... Read more..

tevindy

Thursday, March 12th, 2015 Posted in Dictionary | No Comments »

tevindy - n. a tattoo of a bong on your back that just looks like a penis going into your ass Read more..

descono

Thursday, March 12th, 2015 Posted in Dictionary | No Comments »

descono - n. a homeless shelter only for rich people Read more..

dobiualdad

Thursday, March 12th, 2015 Posted in Dictionary | No Comments »

dobiualdad - v. to explore unknown jungles by cutting down or destroying all of the trees Ex. We will find the lost city by dobiualdadding the jungle. Read more..

dressma

Thursday, March 12th, 2015 Posted in Dictionary | No Comments »

dressma - n. a monkey using virtual reality goggles Read more..

advantagia

Thursday, March 12th, 2015 Posted in Dictionary | No Comments »

advantagia - n. an advantage that isn't actually an advantage Ex. That 7 inch dildo is an advantagia only if no one else brings an 8 inch knife. Read more..


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