prizreut – v. to park vehicle for a minimum of 8 hours. Then repeat steps 2 through 12. DO NOT REPEAT STEP 1.
eheuarfa – v. from a stop, accelerating to 104 Km/h (65 MPH). Then decelerate at closed throttle until 64 Km/h (40 MPH) (no brakes). Repeat this 3 times.
tolaraonmuevenraur – v. from a stop and in overdrive, moderately accelerating to 80 Km/h (50 MPH) and cruising for at least 15 seconds. You then stop vehicle and repeat without overdrive to 64 Km/h (40 MPH) cruising for at least 30 seconds. While at 64 Km/h (40 MPH), you activate overdrive and accelerate to 80 Km/h (50 MPH) and cruise for at least 15 seconds. You then Stop for at least 20 seconds and repeat the whole sequence five times.
sotuuee – v. to bring your vehicle to a stop and then idle with transmission in drive for 2 minutes.
ilergnaso – v. from a stop, accelerating to 72 Km/h (45 MPH) at 1/2 to 3/4 throttle. And then repeating that 3 times.
enavitmbe – v. to drive in stop and go traffic conditions, driving at five different constant cruise speeds, ranging from 40 to 72 Km/h (25 to 45 MPH) over a 10 minute period.
godetnaon – v. to cruise at 72 to 104 Km/h (45 to 64 MPH) for 10 minutes (avoid sharp turns and hills)
actituqo – v. to cruise at 64 Km/h (40 MPH) for up to 4 minutes
osunsirde – v. to idle your vehicle for 15 seconds, then drive at 64 Km/h (40 MPH) until the engine temperature is at least 76.7 degrees Celsius (170 degrees Fahrenheit).
musculoir – v. to start your vehicle without returning the key to off.
rylarutan – v. to turn your car’s key on with the engine off. Then cycle the the key off, then on.
eettotsiv – v. to rub medicine on your foot and then immediately scratch your eye afterwards
When her son turned eight, the mom knew he would soon be questioning the existence of Santa Claus. One day, the boy looked at his mom and said, “I know something about Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy.”
Taking a deep breath, his mom responded, “Oh, what is that?”
“They’re all nocturnal.”
Q: What did the salt say to the pepper?
A: “Season’s greetings!”
A teenager needed to wash a sweatshirt. Unsure of the proper water temperature and setting, he hollered to his mom, “What setting do I use on the washing machine?”
“It depends,” his mother replied. “What does it say on your shirt?”
“University of Texas.”