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Quote #23709

Saturday, October 11th, 2014 Posted in Quotes | No Comments »

"ATTN: Don't hit me up if you are not ready to go I love to suck****and ball and ride a big****until it cum to book me its 15 b4 i leave ... Read more..

Quote #23704

Monday, September 1st, 2014 Posted in Quotes | No Comments »

"Hello there :). Im Carmen :D Well here’s the dealio LOL. Umm Im kinda in a messed up situation right now and I really need some help and well lets just ... Read more..

Quote #23703

Saturday, August 30th, 2014 Posted in Quotes | No Comments »

My Self Summary "DONT ASK TO KNOW ME ASK TO PAY ME..U THINK I CARE ABOUT STUPID RELASTIONSHIPS OR SQUARE SHIT ...I'm foxx I like tats Fashion money cars cloths nd ... Read more..

Quote #23700

Wednesday, August 20th, 2014 Posted in Quotes | No Comments »

"Fair warning when your with me I want to be paid attention to I am like bringing a puppy home, I get lonely and I love like a dog I ... Read more..

Quote #23693

Thursday, July 31st, 2014 Posted in Quotes | No Comments »

"In order to get along with me, you have to be an ***hole. Not a full-blown ***hole, but not a non-***hole either. If you're half an ***hole, we'll get along ... Read more..

Quote #23660

Friday, July 11th, 2014 Posted in Quotes | 1 Comment »

"I have a wonderful lifetime slave, meaning that I own him and there is no point in time at which he will ever stop serving me. However, I am open ... Read more..

Quote #23659

Friday, July 11th, 2014 Posted in Quotes | No Comments »

"I'm a pretty flexible person who likes yarn (I knit and crochet), french fries, and Netflix." - from a girl's dating profile Read more..

Quote #23589

Friday, December 20th, 2013 Posted in Quotes | No Comments »

First Date: "Sprinke me baby" - from a girl's dating profile Read more..

Quote #23588

Friday, December 20th, 2013 Posted in Quotes | No Comments »

"19TEEN , 4'6 (FUNSiZE) , BiSEXUAL , LiViN LiFE NEED THAT ONE TO MAKE MY HEART lbs. I 3 SEXY FEMS. iM BLESSED iN ALL THE RiGHT PLACES? Any more ... Read more..

Quote #23587

Friday, December 20th, 2013 Posted in Quotes | No Comments »

"I hate being single. But then being hurt and toyed with over and over again. I rather be single" - from a girl's dating profile Read more..

Quote #23586

Friday, December 20th, 2013 Posted in Quotes | No Comments »

About: "Only god can judge me" - from a girl's dating profile Read more..

Quote #23585

Friday, December 20th, 2013 Posted in Quotes | No Comments »

"My life is so boring... Everyday is the same. My boyfriend is busying working and cannot always being around me. I want to have some fun with some guys, and ... Read more..

Quote #23542

Thursday, November 21st, 2013 Posted in Quotes | No Comments »

"No minorities please!" - from a girl's dating profile Read more..

Joke #23530

Wednesday, October 16th, 2013 Posted in (F) Conversational Joke, Jokes | No Comments »

Man: "How's your history paper coming?" Woman: "Well, my history professor suggested that I use the Internet for research, and it's been very helpful." Man: "Really?" Woman: "Yes! I've already located 17 people ... Read more..

Joke #23529

Wednesday, October 16th, 2013 Posted in Jokes | No Comments »

A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you're stupid, stand up!" After a few seconds, Johnny stood ... Read more..


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