Fireflies: what if i have 331 hunter can i
davepoobond: what
Fireflies: i have lvl 85 hunter but item lvl 331
Fireflies: can i
davepoobond: can you WHAT
Fireflies: nvm
Fireflies: what if i have 331 hunter can i
davepoobond: what
Fireflies: i have lvl 85 hunter but item lvl 331
Fireflies: can i
davepoobond: can you WHAT
Fireflies: nvm
In trade I was trying to sell stuff:
[2] [davepoobond]: WTS [Comfortable Insoles] only 10g each!
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Cardrek: wat do they do
davepoobond: make you jellin like a felon
Cardrek: i woulda bought em if u didnt attempt that pathetic ryme
davepoobond: its from a commercial
Cardrek: its gross
davepoobond: wat
During a raid, Elementen was demanding to buy some Volatile Waters out of the guild bank…
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[G] [Elementen]: Ok, so i cant buy somethign out of the gabnk that means nothing cause your over 200k in there and i ask why and i get no reply. ther is no voltile water in the AH so i thought you all would help out a guildy.
[G] [Vongimi]: let me check to see if i have some water
[G] [Unclechu]: who are you?
[G] [davepoobond]: ^
[G] [Elementen]: Im a guildy!
[G] [Unclechu]: i dont know what that means
[G] [davepoobond]: thats worse
[G] [Unclechu]: setarial?
[G] [davepoobond]: than anything else
[G] [Elementen]: yeah
[G] [davepoobond]: you could be
[G] [Unclechu]: is that your main?
[G] [Elementen]: alt
[G] [Unclechu]: are you a social?
[G] [Elementen]: yes
[G] [Unclechu]: who do you know?
[G] [Elementen]: i apped and was invited by Graiff
[G] [Unclechu]: well, then ask graiff for the water
[G] [Unclechu]: case closed
[G] [Rev]: they’re doing a raid right now
[G] [Rev]: so
[G] [Vongimi]: graiff hates people though
[G] [Elementen]: I have i got no answere but i see he is in raid
[G] [Rev:]: that’s most likely the reason you aren’t getting an answer
[G] [Korrigan]: no shit he does
[G] [Unclechu]: hes probably yelling at someone
[G] [Gloworm]: why dont you ask trade chat
[G] [Vongimi]: no water on this guy either…
[G] [Elementen]: because im guild but yes i can ask trade
[G] [Battle]: trade chat is full of pleasant individuals with whom to have meaningful conversations
[G] [Elementen]: lawl
[G] [Gloworm]: I think you misunderstand the guild you’re in
[G] [Vongimi]: gah i swear i had some
[G] [Vongimi]: let me check my rogue
[G] [Elementen]: I know im in a very respected raiding guild like server 5 but i didnt know that meant you didnt take care of your lower socials
[G] [Vongimi]: GAH
[G] [Vongimi]: cant find these waters
[G] [Vongimi]: i think i sold them >.<
[G] [Rev]: it’s not an issue of not taking care
[G] [Gloworm]: the stuff in the bank is for main raiders
[G] [Rev:]: for all any of us know those waters are gonna be used for something
[G] [Vongimi]: how many do you need?
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Elementen has left the guild.
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[G] [Deek]: hahaha
[G] [Rev]: ahahahahahahaahaha
[G] [Gloworm]: lol……..
[G] [Vongimi]: wow i was trying to help him…
[G] [davepoobond]: what a fucking fucker
[G] [Gloworm]: i looked in my banks and stuff =/
[G] [Rev]: where’s the sense of entitlement come from?
[G] [Gloworm]: i dont even remember what those look like
[G] [Rev]: love it!
[G] [Gloworm]: was that his alt or friend?
[G] [Murmandamos]: who gives waters to socials
[G] [Deek]: his note was “social – forever alone”
[G] [Murmandamos]: hell i didn’t even know they gave that shit to anyone
[G] [davepoobond]: nobody knows who the hell he is
[G] [Vongimi]: hes not online anymore
[G] [Gloworm]: whelp
[G] [Gloworm]: post them on the AH for sky high prices and profit?
[G] [Deek]: well i put some one the ah for him
[G] [Deek]: maybe he wants them for 100g
[G] [Deek]: a piece
[G] [Gloworm]: makes me want to go farm some
[G] [Unclechu]: was that guy a transfer?
[G] [Unclechu]: bad beato
[G] [Gloworm]: ick, when did gem prices go up so much
[G] [Vongimi]: patch 😛
[G] [Gloworm]: fffuuuu why
[G] [Catheriana]: tron touched himself and then all the sudden prices trippled
[G] [Gloworm]: T^T
[2] [Zdettz]: looking for arean prtner
[2] [Varrah]: ^ and a dictionary
[2] [davepoobond]: looking for aryan partner
[2] [davepoobond]: or is it aryan printer
[2] [Soultorn]: bald white guy lf 2s…
[2] [Lockdots]: lol
[2] [Lilnuggie]: afro black guy lf 2
[2] [Soultorn]: GET HIM!!!
[2] [Lockdots]: swastika preferable?
[2] [Soultorn]: preferred but not required
Xonthebeach was spamming in trade to whisper “Zathwiker” for free gold.
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davepoobond: can i have gold
davepoobond: can i have gold
Xonthebeach: pst zathwiker
davepoobond: who is that
Xonthebeach: hes giving gold
davepoobond: cant you just give me gold
Xonthebeach: no
Xonthebeach: wish i could tho man 🙁
davepoobond: why not
Xonthebeach: gotta support the family
Xonthebeach: hard times.
davepoobond: how do you get a family
Xonthebeach: well
Xonthebeach: are u sitting down?
Xonthebeach: its a long story
davepoobond: ok i have all day
Xonthebeach: k
Xonthebeach: well, it started back in 1096
Xonthebeach: 1986*
Xonthebeach: i was born
Xonthebeach: i was conceived by Chilo
davepoobond: is that before or after Tom and Huck?
Xonthebeach: he’s in your guild
Xonthebeach: probably after
Xonthebeach: Chilo should know
Xonthebeach: hes my biological father
davepoobond: go on
Xonthebeach: anyways
Xonthebeach: Chilo was a great father
Xonthebeach: but then i grew up
davepoobond: like jesus?
Xonthebeach: and met a female
Xonthebeach: better than Jesus
davepoobond: female jesus?
Xonthebeach: we fell in love, and startd a family
Xonthebeach: i was a blue collar worker
davepoobond: with jesus?
Xonthebeach: then the recession hit
davepoobond: is that before or after postmodernism?
Xonthebeach: after
Xonthebeach: this is during the time of the hipsters
Xonthebeach: anyways
Xonthebeach: recession hit, and raid boss werent getting killed, so my funds went low “(
Xonthebeach: so theres my shitty story.
davepoobond: but can i have gold?
Xonthebeach: im sorry, i cant spare a copper
Xonthebeach: see im also a Jew/
davepoobond: why
Xonthebeach: i have the nose
davepoobond: you know what they say right
davepoobond: the nose knows
Xonthebeach: lul
Xonthebeach: haha that shit made me laugh
Xonthebeach: can we be friends?
davepoobond: sure
Xonthebeach: im also drunk atm
Xonthebeach: tell chilo i said hi 🙂
Xonthebeach: he was my old GM
Xonthebeach: on our old server
davepoobond: will do
Zarghon: can i hav 100g for mount plz
Zarghon: its my bday!!
davepoobond: plz bro i need 5g
davepoobond: i need to get epic flying, plz bro
Zarghon: haah verry funny
davepoobond: come onnnnnnn man
Zarghon: ur lying
davepoobond: plz bro plz
davepoobond: i need 5g man
Zarghon: watvr ill plzy ur game
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He trades me 5 gold.
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davepoobond: thx man
Zarghon: ya ya very funny
[2] [davepoobond]: good idea or bad idea: shaving my feet
[2] [Duelostar]: good, just dont press down to hard
[2] [Dozr]: Nair stupid
[2] [Duelostar]: if you cut yourself it’ll be painful and it’ll probably get infected
[2] [davepoobond]: is it weird if i shave my foot hair and then sprinkle it on my nutsack to make it look like i have hairy balls
[2] [Cupp]: no not at all
[2] [Excerion]: no
[2] [Cupp]: you do that too?
[2] [davepoobond]: not yet
[2] [Azzrael]: as long as it’s your hair, i say go for it
[2] [Darnate]: I say shave your butt next time
[2] [Furrywarriar]: lol
[2] [davepoobond]: ok i did it, its so cool
davepoobond: give me free gold
davepoobond: hello? are you giving gold
Dogooder: comment ca va?
davepoobond: hello?
davepoobond: are you there?
Dogooder: est tu?
davepoobond: como se dice give me free gold
davepoobond: ?
davepoobond: hello?
In Stranglethorn Vale, we were about to fight for the Gurubashi Arena Trinket…
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davepoobond: guess we’re fightin for the trinket?
Dfang: guess so
Dfang: gonna smash his face into the ground
davepoobond: who
Dfang: lol mt
davepoobond: right
Dfang: yeah i fail
I was selling shitty, incomplete, gray sets with no stats on them in trade chat.
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Alorgantari: got any leather?
davepoobond: yeah
davepoobond: [Frozen Leather Helmet] [Frozen Shoulderpads]
davepoobond: [Frozen Armor] [Frozen Bracers]
davepoobond: [Frozen Belt] [Frozen Pants]
davepoobond: [Frozen Boots]
davepoobond: missing 1 piece, so its 50g
Alorgantari: looks lame lol
davepoobond: thats the point 😉
davepoobond: thats the point 😉
Alorgantari: 5g
Alorgantari: deal or no deal
davepoobond: no deal, sorry id rather vendor lol
Alorgantari: lol
davepoobond: tryin to trick a trickster
davepoobond: will get you nowhere fast
Alorgantari: lol
Alorgantari: im the trickest
Alorgantari: u got nothin on my beerz
davepoobond: sorry but your terrible grammar and spelling eludes me from understanding your point
Aggo: The game, you’re always playing it, you can never stop, you’re winning as long as you dont think about it, but when you think about it you lose
Aggo: The game, you’re always playing it, you can never stop, you’re winning as long as you dont think about it, but when you think about it you lose
Aggo: The game, you’re always playing it, you can never stop, you’re winning as long as you dont think about it, but when you think about it you lose
davepoobond: who are you
Aggo: I’m Kenny Rogers
davepoobond: why are you on my computer
Aggo: because i love you
davepoobond: i am sorry but i do not illicit emotion
davepoobond: please retry input
Aggo: I’m Kenny Rogers
davepoobond: Hello, Kenny Rogers. I am Fron.
davepoobond: Awaiting user input…
davepoobond: Please type /help if you need help.
Aggo: Error Message 535: Windows has shut down to prevent further damage to your computer.
davepoobond: I do not recognize that error, I am sorry.
davepoobond: Please type /help if you need help.
I hearth back to Stormwind and see Jake talking in General Chat…
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[1] [Jake]: and im gonna contest it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[1] [Sharlo]: gl with that
[1] [davepoobond]: contest?
[1] [davepoobond]: what do you win
[1] [Jake]: your mom
[1] [davepoobond]: sounds like a loser’s prize
[1] [Jake]: it is
[1] [davepoobond]: so what do you actually win
[1] [Jake]: don worry bout it
[1] [davepoobond]: who’s he
[1] [Jake]: you migh be one of the smartest people in wow
[1] [davepoobond]: wow, thank you. if it wasnt laced with an amazing amount of credulity i might just be appreciative
[1] [Jake]: shut up
[1] [Jake]: you are your child’s best role model
[1] [davepoobond]: im going to contest that statement Jake
[1] [Jake]: im going to contest you
[1] [davepoobond]: wow thank you, sounds fun
[1] [Jake]: are you trying to troll me or something? do you realize that’s a word?
[1] [davepoobond]: yeah you can make up words every day
[1] [Jake]: lol aright mang
[1] [davepoobond]: see you just did it again like 5 more times
[1] [Jake]: yeah
[1] [Jake]: i made up the word contest
[1] [davepoobond]: you’re cool bro, tell me more about how old you are! LOLOL
[1] [Jake]: im 45 fat balding
[1] [Jake]: and getting ready to blow my brains out
[1] [davepoobond]: lemme guess you walked to school in the snow and it was uphill
[1] [davepoobond]: you’re so old you listen to justin bieber lol
In World of Warcraft’s trade channel…
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[2] [Duenun]: does anyone know if enhancement shamans suck now?
[2] [davepoobond]: all shamans suck
[2] [Rabidsquirel]: What’s your definition of suck?
[2] [Duenun]: really??
[2] [davepoobond]: when you get pleasure
[2] [Hanos]: ROFL
In the trade chat channel, in World of Warcraft, I was spouting:
“WTS [Fiery Warhorse’s Reins] mount RUN – 250g or best offer, pst! If it drops its yours! READ THIS BEFORE WHISPERING ME”
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Slushie: So wait….you’re asking people to pay you 250g up front for the 1% chance at a mount drop that can easily be soloed by any 85?
davepoobond: yes
davepoobond: im glad you caught on
Slushie: Havent gotten any bites have you
davepoobond: yes, by people who can’t read
Slushie: yeah get used to that
davepoobond: no shit
davepoobond: i make my money solely on exploiting the retards in this game
davepoobond: it brightens my day knowing there’s someone of lesser intelligence than i
In the trade chat channel in World of Warcraft, I was spouting:
“WTS [Fiery Warhorse’s Reins] mount RUN – 250g or best offer, pst! If it drops its yours! READ THIS BEFORE WHISPERING ME”
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Nightwoker: hm is it
Nightwoker: i mean lvl
davepoobond: what?
Nightwoker: nvm
Nightwoker: wrong person