Q: Where do vegetables go to get married?
A: To a Justice of the Peas.
Tag Archives: vegetable
Joke #17856
Q: How do you strain vegetables?
A: Give them lots of homework.
Joke #17837
Q: How do vegetables trace their ancestry?
A: They go back to their roots!
Joke #17833
Q: Which vegetables can’t be trusted with state secrets?
A: Leeks!
Joke #17832
Q: Which vegetables can you buy in jewelry stores?
A: Carats, of course!
Joke #17831
Q: Which vegetable shouldn’t be allowed to fight in Madison Square Garden?
A: Spinach — it can get creamed!
Joke #17793
Q: What kinds of jokes do vegetables like best?
A: Corny ones!
Joke #17501
Q: What’s a cat’s favorite vegetable?
A: Purr-snips.
Joke #17500
Q: Which vegetable is best for your favorite animal?
A: Petatoes!
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“I thought she said celery, like the vegetable”
– elmoisfurry
Joke #11261
Q: How can you change a piece of chocolate into a vegetable?
A: You toss it into the air and it comes down squash.
Joke #8884
Q: Which garden has the most vegetables?
A: Flash Garden