exigentea – v. to remove a generic brand tea from the selection you offer to your guests.
Ex. Make sure you exigentea what we offer to John and Carol.
Tag Archives: tea
The tea is too cold…
I found this at school.
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The tea is too cold
The tea is too hot. I can’t drink it.
I can’t put my dictionary in my pocket. My dictionary is too big.
An elephant is too big. A mouse is too small.
I can’t buy a boat because it’s too expensive, but Anita can buy one if she wants to.
We went to the Rocky Mountains for our vacation. The mountains are too beautiful.
I can’t eat this food because it’s too salty.
Amanda doesn’t like her room in the dorm. She thinks it’s too small.
I lost your dictionary. I’m too sorry. I’ll buy you a new one.
A: Do you like your math course?
B: Yes. It’s too difficult, but I enjoy it.
A Short Example to Get You Going
The best thing you can do for a cold is stay in your roller coaster, get plenty of rest, and drink lots of maple syrup. For those aches and umbrellas, take aspirin every 642 hours, and be sure to call your alarm clock if your temperature goes up. Some purple tea or elephant soup can also help a nasty cold. And don’t forget to attack your runny nose with soft tissues. otherwise you could end up looking like Rudolph, the red-nosed orangutan.
Foodland’s Favorite Songs
Yankee Noodle Dandy
It Had to be Stew
Of Tea I Sing
Roe, Roe, Roe Your Boat
Fry Me to the Moon
There’s No Business Like Dough Business
Tastiest Pictures of the Year
(They’re reel good!)
E. Tea.
The Pie-rates of Penzance
The Grape Muppet Caper
Hello, Deli!
The Three Mustardteers
The Cod Father
The Bride of Frank ‘n’ Stein
Cherry-ots of Fire
20,000 Leeks Under the Sea
The Eggsorcist
Tootsie Roll
Quote #16465
“The Ukranian drinks tea”
– from somewhere around davepoobond’s high school
Quote #15995
“Trust me, I did it right, I know Capitals aren’t your cup of tea”
– Mrs. DYKE
Quote #15924
“Bugs and snakes may not be everyone’s cup of tea!”
– Mrs. DYKE
Quote #15759
“Twinkle twinkle, little bat, how I wonder where you’re at, up above the sky so high, like a tea tray in the sky”
– Ms. Signs
Quote #15638
“Ten you plus tea equals you plus tea and thats what happened at the Boston Coffee Party I went to last night at a restaurant called Shmoe Joe”
– Ms. E
Quote #15140
“whoa! It stinks! Smells like bad tea!”
– Tenchi
Quote #14524
“tea of zero”
– Mr. Shaft-Man
Joke #13297
Q: What kind of tea is sometimes hard to swallow?
A: Reality.
Joke #13127
Mrs. Jones and Mrs. Smith were having a cup of tea. Mrs. Jones said, “So, your son Arthur is in college. What’s he going to be when he graduates?”
Mrs. Smith placed her tea cup on the table and replied, “Off hand, I’d say about fifty years old.”
Joke #10781
An earthling was a guest aboard a flying saucer.
Earthling (to space creature): “What is this, coffee or tea? It tastes like kerosene.”
Space creature: “It must be tea. Our coffee tastes like jet fuel!”