davepoobond: ooh. i wanna take you to bermuda — bahama – come on pretty mama! contigo, ooh i wanna take you (way down in cocomo, thats where i wanna gooO. way down in cocomoo)
Soup Nazi: …..
Soup Nazi: NO GOD DAMMIT
davepoobond: aww..
Tag Archives: Soup Nazi
UPDATE 10-18-05
davepoobond: HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO US! Its been 6 years since we’ve been on the web in some form! So here’s a somewhat big update. I might add some more through the day/week, so check back every now and then. Read through all the past updates at the Site History.
Also, somehow along the way, I miscounted the amount of words in the dictionary, so instead of 100 new words, 210 new words have been added so that there are still 100 more words from the last update.
stimpyismyname: I’ll let it go for 200 cause I like your face.
Elias: I am an Alien
Soup Nazi: My body is hair free. And my house has black mold.
And here’s something from Go Smoke A Toilet: i don’t know what kind of person would want to pour seminal fluids on frogs in the midsts of an intense orgy
October 18, 2005
Dictionary – 4800 words, 210 new. SUBMIT A WORD
Stupid IMs – Phoenix IM 5, wangerspanker IM 8, wangerspanker IM 9, Evil Hell Cow IM 11, Holmes IM 15, Holmes IM 16, Holmes IM 17, Evil Hell Cow IM 12, Evil Hell Cow IM 13, Evil Hell Cow IM 14, Evil Hell Cow IM 15, Holmes IM 18, Holmes IM 19, SEMIjAZZ IM, Evil Hell Cow IM 16, Holmes IM 20, Oceanea Blue IM, Lumpy IM 5, davepoobond IM 44, davepoobond IM 45, davepoobond IM 46, davepoobond IM 47, davepoobond IM 48, davepoobond IM 49, blowthetoad IM
UPDATE 2-22-05
davepoobond: For the sake of having a change of what is on the front page, here’s an update. Thanks, and choose Squackle.com for all your humor needs. <insert winking, pretty boy, corporate representative who only cares about making money and taking it out of your pocket>
Soup Nazi: Don’t get MySpace. You’ll be consumed.
Elias: Squackle’s nice and all, but I’d like Squackle a lot better if it gave me blowjobs.\
Nose: i’m not inspired at the moment, i’ve found employment as a hospital orderly
stimpyismyname: push off contact push off
February 22, 2005
Questionable Content / QC Comics – Featured comic series: Syndicate Me — Jokes Are Funny, Drugs, How Goes the Biz, Poor Me, Watch Out, Drinking, Never Laugh, This Would Be A Cool Music Video, Crazy Germans, Math is Boring, Bus Drivers are Insane, School Can Be Like TV, Dogs are Funny
Stupid IMs – Sprivenx IM 2, IrknInvaderZim IM, davepoobond IM, Lumpy IM 4, YoursTruly IM 3, davepoobond IM 35, collgehun18f165 IM, Evil Hell Cow IM 4, Evil Hell Cow IM 5, Evil Hell Cow IM 6
UPDATE 1-16-05
davepoobond: well, finally a new year….and if you’re expecting any resolutions from me, you can just blow it out your rear. Why should I change according to popular opinion saying you need to change something you do at the beginning of the year and end up not having done anything about it in the end anyway? I turned 19 on the 5th of January. Hooray for me…19 is the worst age, you don’t get any more rights than you were when you were 18…same as 20, except 20 is one year away from being 21.
Soup Nazi: Poo water.
Nose: i’m afraid you lost me with the r
January 16, 2005
Dictionary – 4300 words, 100 new. SUBMIT A WORD
The Screwed Up People – davepoobond: What Should I Write About?, davepoobond: 3 Things That Make Me Feel Proud, Special, or Unique
Stupid IMs – LilAngelGurl IM 9, Holmes IM 10, Evil Hell Cow IM 3, wangerspanker IM 6, Holmes IM 11, Evil IM, davepoobond IM 33, davepoobond IM 34, The Peaman That Is Not a Man IM 3, The Peaman That Is Not a Man IM 4, Holmes IM 12
The Screwed Up TV – I Hate Degrassi, by Return of the Dragon with an addition by davepoobond
UPDATE 12-14-04
davepoobond: you know a movie is bad when the info for the movie criticizes it. This is TV Guide’s description for League of Extraordinary Gentlemen: Seven literary characters search for a coherent plot in this extremely ordinary adventure based on the comic book series. There are so many wrong things with this description. For one thing, seven literary characters looking for a coherent plot would be something that, I would make, and this isn’t the actual movie’s plot for the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, at all. BOO TV Guide.
I’m going to change the way I do updates on Squackle now. Since it takes forever to make big updates, I’m going to just put stuff up in small spurts. It’ll go by the particular day I update, and I’ll make a new update quote thing every month…let’s just see how it goes.
Soup Nazi: Is everyone still watching? Can I stop, yet? WHEN WILL YOU FUCKIN’ LOVE ME?!
December 14, 2004
Dictionary – 4200 words, 100 new. SUBMIT A WORD
The Screwed Up Country – USA: American History – an elaborate exposure to the truth, by Soup Nazi
Stupid IMs – texansfan IM, Blind Bubba IM 23, wangerspanker IM 4, wangerspanker IM 5, Blind Bubba IM 24, Automatic Man IM 6
Squackle Broadcasting Company (SBC) – Movie: The Gaytrix: Regayed
UPDATE 10-18-04
davepoobond: Rejoice! The Bulletin Board/Forums have become fully operational! Today is also Squackle!’s Birthday, so there is an extra special bigger-than-usual (I think) update for it’s 5th, count it, 5th birthday.
stimpyismyname: I haven’t eaten a muffin in over a year. Happy fucking birthday
Elias: Five years may not a seem like a long time, but when one realizes that it’s only 13 years away from being able to legally buy a shotgun, it seems a whole hell of a lot longer, especailly since I don’t think anyone at Squackle should be allowed to carry a shotgun.
Nose: happy birthday squackle
Soup Nazi: Fat gothic girls are like piles of rocks. You just don’t know what to do when you stare at them.
elmoisfurry: Happy mother-fucking birthday Squackle. America, FUCK YEA! and all that sort of shit. I also think that I should take over the body of some random animal (preferably a koala) and just fucking rip up a shit load of people. ‘Cause people suck. UC Davis is where its at, holla!…no, FUCK holla, and fuck your goddam conservative republican bullshit! Vote Bush out, Vote Grizzly Adams ’04
Holmes: Squackle loved me soo much that I contracted herpes. Thank you squackle!
Blind Bubba: hamburgers rock, but there is no ham in the burger
stuff updated/put up:
Dictionary – 4100 words, 100 new. SUBMIT A WORD
NEW SECTION! The Elias Account – Higher Education, and Much, Much Higher Inebriation, Why I Hate Rap Music, Exactly How Many Brain Cells do I have to Kill Before I Find Parties Entertaining?, Hanging onto Sanity by a Very Thin Thread: Why I Despise Clothing
The Screwed Up Country – The Presidential Debates 2004
Stupid IMs – LaikDog2002 IM, LiLPrettiBoi IM, murfsurfdad IM, puppyluvingal IM, SisterDopeness IM, SpongeBobSam IM, KungPowJuggalo IM, Sprivenx IM, KungPowJuggalo IM 2
Pictures – tic tac die brainstorm, snowboarder, yale
Questionable Content / QC Comics – BLAH, Jesus, My Idol, A Schaafsma/Mr. Shaft-Man Comic
Questionable Content / Movies – Kickin It, T.P. Spells Trouble, Drag Race Disaster, Long Day At the Mall, Runaway Rescue, School House Blues, Workplace Woes, Dumbass
Squackle Guestbook #20614
| Sunday 10/19/2003 6:42:12pm | |
| Name: | DER SEHR GUT SOUP NAZI |
| Homepage: | |
| E-Mail: | |
| I like to | MAKE SOUP NOT GIVE PEOPLE SOUP MASSACRE JEWS KILL BUGS DRIVE PANZARS DRAW PIC-A-TURES TELL PEOPLE THAT THEY ARE NOT ARIAN HIT THINGS WITH TWIGS SHOUT MEAT I NEED MONIES TO SAVE MY BRAIN! SAVE ME! I NEED PERSCRIPTION WITH WAFFLE IN EM! AH HAHA HAAAH AAAAH HAA AHHH! A! |
| I like Squackle!: | Yes |
| Comments: | OMGG~~!~!~!1!~~!1`!~!`1`1~!!`1~! |
UPDATE 10-18-03
davepoobond: WWOOOOHOOO its Squackle’s BIRTHDAY PARTAAAAAAYYYY. It is now a healthy 4 years old. ISN’T THAT SPECTACCULLLLARRRRRRRRR. We’ll be having the party on your computer whenever the next time you have your friends over to celebrate today. So put your rave music on and take some X, cause we’re going for another 2000 years baby!
Soup Nazi: HAPPY BIRTHDAY US!!!! Now… FUCK OFF! WE HATE YOU SO MUCH!
stuff updated/put up:
Dictionary – 3050 words, 50 new. SUBMIT A WORD
davepoobond: There isn’t anything else updated because I have to go through the site to change a little thing. So I’ll put some more stuff up either later today or (probably) tomorrow.
Never mind…I don’t have enough time to update this weekend.
UPDATE 7-23-02
davepoobond: tell your friends about Squackle! it really IS funny!
SoyBeans: i dont get these
stuff updated/put up:
Dictionary – 1140 words, 5 new. SUBMIT A WORD
Squackle Guides – How to Get “the Signature” of the Road, How to Make a Möbius Band
SBC (Squackle Broadcasting Company) – Commercial: Mrs. Telemarketer’s Telemarketer School, Commercial: Mr. Clean’s Dojo
Stupid IMs – MyLeftTesticle IM 3, FreeCellPhone392 IM
The Bad Submission Archive – Bad Submission 3, Bad Submission 4
UPDATE 7-5-02
Soup Nazi: Ummmmm….
Blind Bubba: cool thanks
stuff updated/put up:
Dictionary – 1115 words, 10 new. SUBMIT A WORD
Submit To Squackle – submit anything! no emailing anymore!
Squackle Quotes – The Internet, Mrs. Stickums, TV, Around School, stimpyismyname, Misc. Quotes, davepoobond, Mrs. Boms, Mr. Shaft-Man
UPDATE 6-28-02
FireRaze: What!? You can use those? That’s crap!
Soup Nazi: We need an engineer! Let’s go! Los los!
stuff updated/put up:
Dictionary – 1095 words, 10 new. SUBMIT A WORD
Submit To Squackle – submit almost anything! no emailing anymore!
UPDATE 6-27-02
Soup Nazi: Hmmmm lemme think
Ghost5050: ooooo
stuff updated/put up:
Dictionary – 1085 words, 10 new. SUBMIT A WORD
Submit To Squackle – submit to every section! no emailing anymore!
Stupid IMs – LilAngelGurl IM 6, TraviesBaby IM, stimpyismyname IM
Jokes – Quicky Jokes (1 added), Van Gogh’s Family Tree
UPDATE 5-28-02
Soup Nazi: Gentlemen, vegtetables have plauged mankind…for generations. I have obtained funds to solve this vegetable nightmare.
Blind Bubba: ok
stuff updated/put up:
Dictionary – 1050 words, 5 new. !SUBMIT A WORD!
UPDATE 4-30-02
Soup Nazi: DAVID! HOW MANY DAMN TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU?! NO SOUP FOR YOU GODDAMMIT!!
davepoobond: but i want soooooup!
stuff updated/put up:
Dictionary – 1015 words, 5 new
Stupid IMs – Hawk Eye IM, Holmes IM 6, JDDPOP IM, WhoaLookAtThis IM, Sleepyhead IM
UPDATE 3-12-02
davepoobond: i bet the person who made up “laughter is the best medicine” died laughing
Soup Nazi: Fear the bom-ombs!
stuff updated/put up:
Dictionary – 975 words, 5 words added
Stupid IMs – blowthetoad IM 2, Bones Justice IM 2, Marha IM 2