ivvivia – n. a headless glow-in-the-dark skeleton
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laue
laue – n. 6 skeletons sheathing swords at the same time
Joke #9204
The orthopedic surgeon I work for was moving to a new office, and his staff was helping transport many of the items. I sat the display skeleton in the front of my car, his bony arm across the back of my seat.
I hadn’t considered the drive across town. At one traffic light, the stares of the people in the car beside me became obvious, and I
looked across and explained, “I’m delivering him to my doctor’s office.”
The other driver leaned out of his window. “I hate to tell you, lady,” he said, “but I think it’s too late!”
Joke #9017
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road?
A: To get to the body shop.
Joke #7850
Q: Why did the skeleton go the movies by himself?
A: He had no body to go with him.
Joke #5549
Q: Why didn’t the skeleton fuck Britney Spears?
A: Because he didn’t have a boner in his body!
Joke #5432
Q: Why didn’t the skeleton fuck his mom?
A: Because he didn’t have a penis!
Joke #5431
Q: Why couldn’t the skeleton add 1 + 1?
A: Because it didn’t have a brain
Joke #5412
Q: Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
A: He didn’t have the guts
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Another version of this joke:
Q: Why was the ghost a coward?
A: She didn’t have any guts!
Joke #5313
Q: What do you call a blonde skeleton in a closet?
A: Last year’s hide-and-seek winner. NOTE TO BLONDES: She died because she was hiding for so long and her body decomposed and stuff! But she was too dumb to get out of the closet. Get it?
pahc
pahc – n. a skeleton with a unibrow