My partner and I were in our police car when we were dispatched to break up a domestic dispute.
We spoke with the couple, and the problem was quickly resolved.
On leaving, I was admiring the craftsmanship of their turn-of-the-century home and reached for what I thought was the front door.
Realizing my mistake, I was turning away in embarrassment when my partner tried to cover for me by saying…
“If you have any more problems, we’ll be in your closet.”
Ken I hide in the closet with you?
“actually, no he wasn’t he was locked in a closet”
“…they’re coming out of the closet an they’re headin’ out the door”
– from the TV
“Hole attacks a closet. No.”
– from a book
linthicum – n. a closet full of bow-ties
Q: What do you call a blonde skeleton in a closet?
A: Last year’s hide-and-seek winner. NOTE TO BLONDES: She died because she was hiding for so long and her body decomposed and stuff! But she was too dumb to get out of the closet. Get it?
roiy – n. a table in a closet
beighthen – v. to put a baby in a closet