woop – n. white shit
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woman
woman – n. a stupid piece of shit that’s only good for sex, and some aren’t even good for that
;} a lying, evil creature with no brain or soul, created in Hell to make men suffer
;} somebody that will lie to you, break your heart, and ruin the way you think about all other women
;} God’s first mistake
;} something God made to be a sex toy for men, since God didn’t give women any brains
;} women are not only stupid, they’re liars too.
Ex. Sharon Turner is a woman.
wikomo
wikomo – n. worm shit
watermelon
watermelon – n. a turd that creates a loud splash when hitting the toilet water. This is also an embarrassing incident. If you feel a watermelon coming on, create a diversion <see camo-cough>
wASSom
wASSom – n. dog shit.
Ex. You’re a pile of wASSom.
uioea
uioea – n. a lamp that eats farts and pisses shit. Also known as Saddam Hussein
TREFOR JONES
TREFOR JONES – n. ONE BIG WORD FAG he has sex with his dad and licks his moms penis he eats his dogs shit and rubs his ass on his sisters nipples he has a gang bang with his family and he thinks he is god and always complains because he has one caff what a faggot god knows he likes men and the only reason anyone ever does something with him is because he is dead last resort he sucks up to every one and bites penis trefor eat shit you dick licking cunt sucker
tham
tham – n. a bucket of shit
telegraph pole
telegraph pole – n. a really really long turd that you shit out after being constipated for over a week which can be over 10 feet tall if positioned upright
squackle-dump
squackle-dump – n. a duck taking a sloppy shit
smeg
smeg – n. liquidized crap
Ex. Wayne Buckley is a smeg head <see Wayneth Buckleus>
;} dried/crusty semen
Ex. Wayne Buckley has a smeggy chode. <see chode>
slusharrhea
slusharrhea – n. diarrhea that looks so good you just gotta eat it. Usually occurs in the outdoor toilets in the winter — must offer everyone in bathroom to avoid being selfish
sivaler
sivaler – n. a dildo made of shit
shotgunner
shotgunner – v. to take a shit that comes out at a high velocity like a buckshot and makes the sound of a shotgun going off.
Ex. After eating all those tacos last night I’ve been doing some shotgunners in the dunny.
shockey
shockey – n. a lying sack of shit.
Ex. Scott is a shockey.