nincompoop – n. a rich kid who really believes that the school bully is going to pay back the money he borrowed from him
Tag Archives: school
Joke #12804
MRS. SMITH: “What is your son doing?”
MRS. JONES: “Andy is in medical school.”
MRS. SMITH: “What is Andy studying?”
MRS. JONES: “Nothing. They’re studying him.”
Joke #12695
Everybody in school thought I’d grow up to be a famous comedian. They voted me the person most likely to be laughed at.
Joke #12644
SON: “When you were in school, Dad, did you participate in any sports?”
FATHER: “Track was my best sport. I’ll never forget the day I ran the hundred-yard dash in only seven seconds. And if I ever catch the guy who put those bees in my shorts, I’ll kill him!”
Joke #12632
TEACHER: “You can always spot an abnormal student. He’s the one who comes back to school from a long vacation and remembers to bring his homework.”
Joke #12631
Gym is the only class in school where a student has to do and then think.
Joke #12630
In reform school, teaching math is known as being in the numbers racket.
Joke #12629
In reform school, the students refer to the library as a “bookie joint.”
Joke #12626
A student raised his hand in class one day and said “Teacher, I’m very sick.”
The teacher asked, “Where does it hurt the most?”
The lad gulped, “At school.”
Joke #12625
A mother gave her children’s school bus driver an ideal Christmas present — a pair of ear plugs.
Joke #12603
Why is that the kids who claimed to hate school the most always end up as teachers?
Joke #12601
I didn’t graduate form high school because I got a zero in one subject — attendance.
Joke #12598
MAN: “My son is sure learning a lot at business school.”
FRIEND: “Like what?”
MAN: “Well, he never writes home asking for money anymore. He just bills us for a loan.”
Joke #12597
They do everything big in Texas high schools. In biology class they don’t dissect frogs; they dissect dinosaurs!
They Have Schools For Everything
These days they have schools for everything:
– I went to card shark school, but failed out because I didn’t cheat on the tests.
– I went to oven repair school and it was a gas.
– I dropped out of butcher school because I couldn’t hack it.
– I graduated from astronomy school and came out starry-eyed.