Joke #12644

SON: “When you were in school, Dad, did you participate in any sports?”

FATHER: “Track was my best sport.  I’ll never forget the day I ran the hundred-yard dash in only seven seconds.  And if I ever catch the guy who put those bees in my shorts, I’ll kill him!”

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