“you go to my school”
– from somewhere around davepoobond’s high school
Tag Archives: school
Quote #16034
“Please see your ride in front of the school”
– from somewhere around davepoobond’s high school
Quote #15582
::making fun of davepoobond who was in Mr. Shaft-Man’s class during the time::
“i’m at home online and you’re at summer school doing math problems!!”
– stimpyismyname
Quote #15577
“I got front mission 3 while you were at school! haha.”
– stimpyismyname
Quote #15191
“I realized it was time to go back to school”
– from the TV
Mr. P-yooson
Mr. P-yooson is a math teacher where davepoobond went to high school.
Mr. P-yooson is a big basketball fan of the Lakers, and never wears deodorant. You can always smell him as he grinds his teeth and walks past you. He may not acknowledge your existence as he walks past you, but its hard to not acknowledge his when he triggers more than just your sense of sight.
Mr. P-yooson’s nickname to some is “The Human Knife” and could very well pass off as a Bill Gates look-a-like.
Quote #14072
“Mom, whats school again?”
– Redrotherson
Quote #13910
“I play the guitar and i’m obsessed with Metallica. I also wear tight pants and nikes. And once i even dressed up in a tutu and went to school in it!”
– Donkmaster
Joke #13821
David: “Why are you bringing that plant to school?”
Jonathan: “For the holly-days.”
Joke #13761
Q: What’s the best thing about the holidays?
A: School vacation!
Quote #13476
“I ran through 50 yards of barbed wire to get to school”
– Dr. OldNBald
Quote #13398
“oh, you’re gonna be one of the 25-year-olds at our school”
– Miss Canoffat
Joke #13263
Billy Smith went back to his old neighborhood for a visit. He saw his old buddy, Tommy Jones, coming out of school. “How are you Tommy?” Billy asked.
“Not well at all,” Tommy answered. “I just had pneumonia, rheumatism, tonsillitis, and appendicitis.”
Billy was shocked. “That sounds like it could be fatal.”
Tommy nodded. “Yeah, if I failed that spelling test, my father will kill me.”
Joke #13134
A kid came home from school and told his mother, “Mrs. Henderson had triplets on Monday and twins on Tuesday.”
His mother said, “That’s impossible.”
The kid replied, “No, it’s not. One of the triplets got lost.”
Joke #12910
I know a kid who is so bad in school, his teacher made him stand in the dunce corner so many times, he has a triangular forehead.