Q: In what school do you learn to greet people?
A: In hi school.
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School Days
Things were different when I went to school. First of all, we didn’t have any jugs to do our math for us. We would add columns of hooters to other columns of butts to master addition. We had to sit sexy when the teacher lectured to us about American television and English Tower of Pisa. Every day at lunch we would eat a snake sandwich, a sex, and a glass of acid piss.
In science lab, we dissected a stoner man and saw its bologna and warhead. Some people got sick and did it when we did this. Sometimes we would have a bathroom show. Some of the students would energize to toilet music, while others recited mom. The best was when three boys juggled aliens while turning stereos and standing on their butts.
A Page From a Girl’s Diary
This is a sexy entry in Yolando’s diary.
Dear Diary: Today I saw him again. when he looks at me with those crappy eyes, it makes my lion go pitter-pat, and I feel as if I have butts in my stomach. I think he likes me because he asked me for the nail when I was standing next to him in the school. I just had to hear his tiger again, so I called his running machine and left a hard message. I hope he doesn’t recognize my touchdown. He is such an easy boop. His name is Wayne Gretzky, and I live in hope that someday he will realize how very easy I would be for him and that I am the fuck he has always been looking for.
When do you typically poo your course materials?
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“Cailyn is Hot!!! -> Hotter than hot -> hotter than a set of twin babies”
– from somewhere around davepoobond’s school
Quote #20258
“INA is booty-ful”
– from somewhere around davepoobond’s school
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“I will take your soul”
– from somewhere around davepoobond’s school
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“pack it up, big boy”
– from somewhere around davepoobond’s school
A.M.T.
Parody of the song “AC/DC – T.N.T.”
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Math!
Math!
Math!
Math!
Math!
Math!
Math!
Math!
See me sit in the desk at school
From your white board at the front of the class
Out for all that I can get
If you know what I mean
A girl to the left of me
And a guy to the right
Ain’t got no pencil
Ain’t got no eraser
Don’t you start no test
Cause I’m in AMT It’s algebra!
AMT! and I’ll fail that test!
AMT! I’ve done this before!
AMT! I’m doing it againnnnnnn!
I’m bored, mean and not listening
I want to leave
I don’t like the teacher
Understand?
So lock up your pencils
Lock up your erasers
Lock up your pencil box
And run for the door
The man is in the back of the room
To the left, in the second row against the wall
Cause I’m in AMT It’s algebra!
AMT! and I’ll fail that test!
AMT! I’ve done this before!
AMT! I’m doing it againnnnnnn!
AMT! Math! Math! Math!
AMT! Math! Math! Math!
AMT! Math! Math! Math!
AMT! Math! Math! Math!
AMT! Math! Math! Math!
AMT! Math!
It’s algebra! (Math! Math!)
AMT! Math!
And I’ll fail that test! (Math! Math!)
AMT! Math!
I’ve done this before! (Math! Math!)
AMT!
I’m doing it againnnnnnn!!!
National Get-In-Trouble-With-The-Principal…
National Get-In-Trouble-With-The-Principal-For-The-First-Time-In-Your-Entire-School-Career Day – n. a holiday that occurs on October 2nd
National Go-To-School-And-Find-Out-There’s…
National Go-To-School-And-Find-Out-There’s-Not-A-Dance-When-You-Thought-There-Was Day – n. a holiday that occurs on April 12th, but ONLY when it falls on a Friday.
National Junior-Prom Day
National Junior-Prom Day – n. a holiday that occurs on May 22nd
National School-Dances-Suck Day
National School-Dances-Suck Day – n. a holiday that occurs on November 1st.
National Stay-In-School-Longer-Than-Necessary Day
National Stay-In-School-Longer-Than-Necessary Day – n. a holiday that occurs on July 2nd.
Joke #18711
A Sunday School teacher was trying to explain about saying grace before meals.
One of the pupils was the young son of the minister of that church, so she started the discussion by asking him, “Jerry, what does your father say when the family sits down to dinner?”
Jerry answered, “Dad says, ‘Go easy on the butter, kids, it’s three dollars a pound!'”