woop – n. white shit
Tag Archives: poop
wet poop
wet poop – n. the kind of poop where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels un-wiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you don’t ruin them with a stain.
watermelon
watermelon – n. a turd that creates a loud splash when hitting the toilet water. This is also an embarrassing incident. If you feel a watermelon coming on, create a diversion <see camo-cough>
wapish
wapish – n. somone who poops pee
upper class poop
upper class poop – n. the kind of poop that has no odor.
uoywuzed
uoywuzed – v. to stick poop up your penis and then have sex.
unuasopp
unuasopp – n. a piece of poop that farts loudly every 4 minutes.
Ex. George W. Bush is a unuasopp.
unpootiful
unpootiful – adj. not full of poo
unkeash
unkeash – v. to clean up fly poo
turd burglar
turd burglar – n. a pooper who does not realize that you are in the stall and tries to force the door open. This is one of the most shocking and vulnerable moments that occur when work taking a dump at work. If this occurs, remain in the stall until the turd burglar leaves. This way you will avoid all uncomfortable eye contact
tudadatat
tudadatat – v. when you dump your poop in a pillow full of sweat
tooenilb
tooenilb – n. a wallet made out of poop
titanic turd
titanic turd – n. a giant turd that floats than breaks in half and sinks
theyow
theyow – v. to wipe poo on your face
the SURPRISE poop
the SURPRISE poop – v. when you are not at the toilet because you think you are about to fart but…oops…