turd burglar

turd burglar – n. a pooper who does not realize that you are in the stall and tries to force the door open. This is one of the most shocking and vulnerable moments that occur when work taking a dump at work. If this occurs, remain in the stall until the turd burglar leaves. This way you will avoid all uncomfortable eye contact

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