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#6477: davepoobond -> Phoenix
davepoobond: ffff
Phoenix: gggg
davepoobond: iiii
Phoenix: oooo
davepoobond: ;;;;
Phoenix: ….
davepoobond: ++++
Phoenix: ~~~~
davepoobond: ****
davepoobond: \\\\
Phoenix: ****
davepoobond: i already did that
Phoenix: Oops, I lose. I shall kill myself now.
davepoobond: ::victory dance::
Phoenix: Is off dieing, please hold.
Phoenix: Awww, man… and that was my favorite shirt…
davepoobond: yeah thats too bad
Phoenix: Now it’s all bloody, and Goddammit, it’s clotting.
davepoobond: well, its not your fault, no one can beat me
Phoenix: I know, I know. I’d your bitch….
davepoobond: the man with the microphone can tell you what he loves the most
#6455: Phoenix -> davepoobond
Phoenix: Got a question for you…
Phoenix: How do you not sexually haress a person applying to be a product tester at a dildo factory?
davepoobond: yeap?
davepoobond: uuhh
davepoobond: i dont really understand the question
davepoobond: is that a trick question
Phoenix: Well if some woman is applying to test dildos how exactly do you notsexually harass her?
davepoobond: dont talk to her?
Phoenix: It’s not really a trick question, I’m seriously wondering.
Phoenix: Well you’d want to um…. see how she’d handle the possition wouldn’t you?
davepoobond: just dont talk to her and dont say anything specific about her job like “how’s the dildos going”
Phoenix: No I mean if she were applying for this job, and you were the interviewer
davepoobond: ohh
davepoobond: ok
davepoobond: say something like “we test our products by actually using them, as you may know, since you’re applying to a tester”
Phoenix: but how would you know if she were good or not, she’d have to test them
davepoobond: you dont have to see if she’s good or not
Phoenix: you do if you want a quality operation!
davepoobond: its the same way with video game testers
davepoobond: you dont watch them play
davepoobond: so why would u watch someone sticking a dildo in them
Phoenix: to see if you tink they’d be hurt easily and sue you
davepoobond: they cant. you pry dont offer insurance in testing use
Phoenix: brb, need to roast 24 marshmallows on a stick
davepoobond: okkkk
Phoenix: mmm… yummy
#6391: davepoobond -> Phoenix
davepoobond: my breakfast today – a hot dog and Graham cracker honey sticks
davepoobond: a cold hot dog
Phoenix: .. cool or uncookeD?
davepoobond: uncooked
Phoenix: …at least say not frozen
davepoobond: right out of the package
davepoobond: in the fridge
Phoenix: whew…
Phoenix: frozen would scare me
davepoobond: i got kinda nautious at the last few bites
davepoobond: i used to eat them cold when i was little, but i think its just the brand
davepoobond: Hebrew National
Phoenix: prolly the crackers
davepoobond: no, i was just eating the hot dog then
davepoobond: the crackers taste mighty fine
davepoobond: and theres a pile of sugar at the bottom of the bag
davepoobond: heh
Phoenix: mmm.. sugar
davepoobond: we have these nasty cashews that look like they’re good to eat
davepoobond: but they’re really hard and they have no taste to them
Phoenix: ugh
davepoobond: who sells that kinda crap
Phoenix: leave em in a bowl for guests
davepoobond: ………….we dont have guests……
Phoenix: where all the nasty stuff should go.
Phoenix: So?
davepoobond: NO WONDER
davepoobond: its ORGANIC
Phoenix: ugh!
davepoobond: taste more like crap than cashews
Phoenix: nothing good ever comes out of the ground
davepoobond: yer tellin me
davepoobond: they’re horrrrribible
Phoenix: Why would you buy it ugh..
davepoobond: i didnt
davepoobond: my parents did
#6390: davepoobond -> Phoenix
davepoobond: mi amigo!!!!!!
Phoenix: If you’re a monster, raise your hand.
davepoobond: ..k
#6337: davepoobond -> Phoenix
davepoobond: do you know what the disk defragmenter is?
Phoenix: God damn night angel when I die.
davepoobond: okkkkkkkk………..
#6175: davepoobond -> Phoenix
davepoobond: i scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream!!!!
Phoenix: NOOOO!!!!!
#6162: Thoroughbred -> Phoenix
The end part of this IM (#6162) has stuff to do with #6161. Some of #6162 happened before #6161.
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Thoroughbred: yes
Thoroughbred: nahhh change of font 😛
Thoroughbred: hahahha
Phoenix: um…
Thoroughbred: ahhhhh
Phoenix: it’s the same…
Thoroughbred: ahhhhh
Phoenix: hhhhha
Thoroughbred: ahhhhh
Thoroughbred: hahahha
Phoenix: hhhhh
Thoroughbred: 😛
Phoenix: ahhahah
Thoroughbred: hahahahaha
Thoroughbred: no way
Thoroughbred: uh uh
Thoroughbred: nuh uh
Thoroughbred: no really
Thoroughbred: wow
Phoenix: You bore me…
Thoroughbred: 😛
Thoroughbred: no way
Thoroughbred: really
Thoroughbred: o my god
Thoroughbred: for real
Phoenix: Now you shall be tortured by my minion of evil!
(meaning: davepoobond)
Thoroughbred: no
Thoroughbred: not the evil side
Thoroughbred: ahhhhhhhh
Thoroughbred: i eat calzones
Thoroughbred: they are so tasty
Thoroughbred: do u know im an owl
Thoroughbred: i bet u dont
Thoroughbred: have i scared u yet
Thoroughbred: r u speeechless
Thoroughbred: 😛
Thoroughbred: are you alive
Thoroughbred: do u want me to speak french
Thoroughbred: hello hello
Thoroughbred: 😛
Phoenix: You are now about to die…
Thoroughbred: y?
Thoroughbred: what did i do
Thoroughbred: …………..
Phoenix: dunno…
Phoenix: happens to everyone.
Thoroughbred: ddi u just feel like saying that
Phoenix: no..
Thoroughbred: r u an
Thoroughbred: iow;
Thoroughbred: owl
Phoenix: no, are you a pothead
Thoroughbred: 😛
Phoenix: ?*
Phoenix: hows marlena?
Thoroughbred: u no marlena?
Thoroughbred: she just imed me!
Phoenix: Yeah, I know her…
Thoroughbred: did she im u
Thoroughbred: ?
Phoenix: yes
Thoroughbred: oh did u give her my s/n
Thoroughbred: ?????.
Thoroughbred: just wondering?
Phoenix: Why?
Thoroughbred: just wondering i dont care if u did
Thoroughbred: did u?????
Phoenix: why did the cheese thing scare you?
Thoroughbred: yes
Thoroughbred: did u???????
Phoenix: why?
Thoroughbred: i told u just wondering
Phoenix: why did the cheese thing scare you
Thoroughbred: veuillez me repondre
Thoroughbred: it was just scary
Thoroughbred: did u????
Phoenix: If you don’t care why keep asking?
Thoroughbred: i do care, im wondering
Thoroughbred: ne me tortuez pas!!!
Phoenix: Why did you lie and say you didn’t?
Thoroughbred: i didnt, ahhhh confusing me
Thoroughbred: i dont care if u did give her my s/n
Thoroughbred: i just am wondering if u did?
Phoenix: I know you are.
Thoroughbred: then why dont u tell me
Phoenix: your funny
Thoroughbred: lol
Thoroughbred: ok i give up lol
Phoenix: good
Thoroughbred: i know u r the 1 whoo gave it to her
Thoroughbred: and i know ur the 1 who gave her the cheese joke
Phoenix: uh huh
Thoroughbred: vous me genez!!!
Thoroughbred: i dont care though
Thoroughbred: r u the evil one
Thoroughbred: bye
Phoenix: mm hmm…
Thoroughbred: vous etes tres ennuyant!!!!!bye
Phoenix: I AM BILLY ZANE
#5883: Chriscraw -> Phoenix
Chriscraw: duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu go away fag
Phoenix: nah, it’s so much fun to annoy you
Phoenix: Plus your a bad rper…
Phoenix: when you want to talk to a char. MUN you use bubbles. You know these things~~~> ((your a moron))
Phoenix: Nothing to say?
Chriscraw: yey yuor about to get kicked off
Phoenix: ummm… no
Chriscraw: sorry getting off any way just wate
Phoenix: Plus it helps to be able to spell
Phoenix: Chriscraw: yey yuor about to get kicked off?
Phoenix: yey? yuor?
Phoenix: You can’t even defend yourself because you know it’s all true!!!
Chriscraw: u now u a asssssssssssssssss
Phoenix: Aww, come on don’t be that way…
Phoenix: Theres no need to, just admit that your a moron who can’t rp… not hard.
He leaves
#5882: Phoenix -> Hawk Eye
Phoenix: Want a funny picture in your head?
Hawk Eye: ok
Phoenix: A one on one battle… between bards..
Hawk Eye: LoL
Phoenix: Can you imagine the threats?
Phoenix: “I’ll make your ears bledd!”
Hawk Eye: I’ll serenad you to sleep
Phoenix: You and what chorus?
Hawk Eye: Chant this!
Hawk Eye: I’ll pop your Harp strings!!
Phoenix: Alright, this will be your undoing! Concherto crash!
Hawk Eye: My Devestating Larengitis Beam
Phoenix: You’ll never beat me and my legendarry, Muscalibur!
Hawk Eye: face the Wrath of MasaMUTE
Hawk Eye: you tone deaf Bastard
Phoenix: Why you spoony wannabe bard!
Hawk Eye: huh!!! You you you BACK UP SINGER!!!!
#5881: Gayle -> Phoenix
Gayle: BO BO SEE ATIN TATIN
Gayle: NAH NAH MY NAME IS BO BO
Phoenix: Kawaii Boo Blo, coo coo cachu
Gayle: TO THE BAT MOBLIE MARK BOY
Phoenix: I am the dreamer, I am the walrus! Coo coo cachu!!!!!
Phoenix: kachu*
Gayle: NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH MARK BOY
Gayle: DAMN IT ALL TOO HELL MARK YOU YOU YOU ………………….PERSON
Phoenix: Cufusled, cabudels
Gayle: caBUDALS DELS des LEDS led PoSIonINg
Gayle: Cufusled, cabudels
Gayle: caBUDALS DELS des LEDS led PoSIonINg
Phoenix: drewbical
Gayle: dRE whi cal calIFORNIA
Gayle: BALALLALAKEFJGNANGUQTH HI MARK
Phoenix: Fluzzel, bluzzel, Drabenobond!
Gayle: bEFUDDLED MY FINE FEATHERED FRIEND
Phoenix: You flippen, flaggen fluppelater willy wankafier!
Gayle: TIME TO BE PERSISTANT IN THIS GAME HAS PAST NOW SHALL WE RETURN TO NARNIAN
WHERE WE WOULD PROBABLY BELONG?
Gayle: DAHH RED RED EVERYWHERE RED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Phoenix: God noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!… Then again ok
Gayle: OK THEN . YOU ARE TRYING TO BEFUDDLE ME!!!!!!!!!
Gayle: ANY WAY THERE ID RED EVERY WHERE SURROUNDED BY RED!!!!!!!!
Phoenix: aww I did it a few times you befuddled, attemped befuddling failed befuddler of fudders!!
Gayle: OK THEN BUT I SHALL BEFUDDLE YOU SOME DAY MY FINE BEFUDDLER FRIEND MARK YOUR WORDS OF BEFUDDLEMINT I SHALL
Gayle: I HAVE BEEN FREED FROM THE HAIR WHICH IS RED
Phoenix: Your bald! I befulled you you baldedness!
Gayle: NO MY HAIR WAS IN MY FACE STUPID
Gayle: YOU STUPID BEFUDDLE ATTEMPTER
Phoenix: Not attempter bald face.
Phoenix: ed*
Gayle: zacharia blazer
Phoenix: Burn Hollwwood burn Ms. Blazzzy!
Gayle: RIGHT YOU FAIL YOU MARK PERSON
EVIL BASTARD GENIUS
Phoenix: You grammericallaricallyically devoided perwolson!
Gayle: >:(
Phoenix: Bwahahahahhahaha!
Gayle: :'(
Phoenix: hehhehe, salty teary deary!
Gayle: >:I
Gayle: YOU HAVE N’T
Phoenix: I havlleledn’t blidentnt you blatently upetty one havelty!
Gayle: TISK TISK
Phoenix: Tisky nessity! ble he he
Gayle: HI MARK
Phoenix: hi luv
Gayle: MY NAME IS GAYLE AND YOURS IS MARK
Phoenix: Don’t complain or I’ll give you a bad nickname my melting panda
Phoenix Dragon Inn
Max Code: hahahhhahah i am xena
davepoobond: no you’re not
davepoobond: you’re an imposter
JadeX: ::rolls eyes:: here we go again
Elvere: ::flicks a peanut at Phoenix::YOu didn’t warn me..
davepoobond: ::kicks max in the nuts:: hmm….xena has nuts….yeah, i believe you now
OnlineHost: Lord G LaMer has left the room.
OnlineHost: Whitetigergrl has entered the room.
Para: Hmm…
Elvere: Let me go..
Max Code: i am a chik you ass shit
OnlineHost: Whitetigergrl has left the room.
Elvere: ::squirms free::
Max Code: ahhhhhhhhhhhhh
davepoobond: hahaha ::laughs anyway:: and?
Elvere: ::walks towards the guy hovering::
Elvere: Why you double crossing no good two bit having plastic potato with big ears..
Max Code: GO SCRUW URSELFF
JadeX: lalalalalala…….
Phoenix: about?
JadeX: z
JadeX: zz
JadeX: zzz
JadeX: zzzz
JadeX: zzzzz
JadeX: zzzzzz
JadeX: zzzzzzz
Max Code: zzzzzzzzzzz
JadeX: zzzzzzzz
Max Code: zzzzzzzz
Max Code: z
JadeX: NO
Max Code: zzzzzzzz
JadeX: z
Max Code: zzzzzzzz
JadeX: zz
OnlineHost: Phoenix has left the room.
Elvere: You locked the door.
Max Code: zzz
Para: hmm….
JadeX: &%$%*^(^$%^$#@#%!@#$%*&(^^(*(
Max Code: zzzz
Elvere: Oh he’s gone..
JadeX: NO!
davepoobond: ………………..
JadeX: Å
Para: ((He got lagged off))
JadeX: aa
davepoobond: stop snoring
davepoobond: ((no….hes still on))
Para: ((I just noticed))
JadeX: ::breathes fire at dabond::
Max Code: urghf urghf urghf
JadeX: z!
davepoobond: ahh! ::gets on fire, but it doesnt matter::
JadeX: aruf arur aruf
JadeX: aruf*
davepoobond: ::releases an electric shockwave onto Jade, trapping her in an electricity net::
Elvere: ::grabs the bowl of peanuts and throws some at Jade::Here dragon…
JadeX: ((arur?lol))
Max Code: do the retard do do do dodododo do do do od dod dodododo do do
Max Code: urghf
Max Code: urghf
Max Code: urghf
Max Code: ueghf
JadeX: everyone has a little dumbness to em
JadeX: everyone has a little jerk
Max Code: everyone has a little little fart a yabedi dart
JadeX: everyone has a little little little little little FART
JadeX: and a yabedy dart
JadeX: lol
Max Code: and thats a fart
davepoobond: yeah!
davepoobond: FARTTTTTTTT
JadeX: FARRRRRRRRRT
Max Code: fart
davepoobond: you’re talkin my language..!
Elvere: ::yawns and eats some peanuts::
JadeX: what is w/ you and peanuts? ::burns all the peanuts::
davepoobond: roated peanuts
davepoobond: mmh
davepoobond: ::eats the peanuts::
JadeX: grrrrrrrrrrrr
Max Code: grrrrrrr
JadeX: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
Max Code: what are you nutless and trying to make up for it
Max Code: once you’re nutered you can’;t get em back
JadeX: rockin around the christmas tree have a happy holiday!
JadeX: ::is drunk::
JadeX: everybody, lets be jolly!
JadeX: deck the halls w/ boughs of holly!
davepoobond: ::tangos with jade:: TANGO!
JadeX: ::hiccup::
Max Code: I’M FROM THE LUPE AND I’M PROUD LA BACK UP TO TEXAS RIGHT FROM INDIANA
Elvere: ::looks around and takes the chance to get out of the place opening the door:: Ha-ha!
davepoobond: yay
JadeX: itsa small wrld after all!
davepoobond: ::twits jade around::
Max Code: SHA TA BO PEEP IS LOSING HER DAM SHEEP
Elvere: You’re from Lupe’?
JadeX: you nasty man! let go of me!::whacks dabond w/ her tail::
Max Code: CAUSE SHE SCREWED THE MAIL MAN RIGHT UP TO NORTH DEKOTA, STOP THAT YOU AIN’T COOL CALLED THE
Max Code: SHEEP
Elvere: ::closes the door behind him::
JadeX: london bridge is falling down…..
Max Code: OHHH NOOOO FUCKN SHEEP
OnlineHost: Elvere has left the room.
JadeX: brooklyn bridge is burning down….tralalalala!
Max Code: STOP FUCKIN ME
Max Code: TRALALALALLALALALALA
OnlineHost: Para has left the room.
Max Code: TIS THE SEASON TOBE JOLLY LALALALALLA
davepoobond: yes…
JadeX: deck the ahlls w/ boughs of holly!
JadeX: tra la la la la la LA LA LA!
JadeX: ::hiccup:: how does that song go again?::aruf::
davepoobond: ::steals away jade, and runs away::
Max Code: DAVEPOOBOND GET THE FUCK OUT
davepoobond: no
JadeX: i know leave me alone!
Max Code: GET OUT YOU FAG
davepoobond: you guys are mean
davepoobond: ::kicks them both in the shin and jumps on their head::
Max Code: HAHHAHAH I KNOW
JadeX: dont fuck w/ dragons
davepoobond: thats not nice though
davepoobond: ::leaves::
#6495: davepoobond -> Phoenix
davepoobond: man i have a headache…….i’m goin back to school tomrrow, that’s why
Phoenix: heh, I’m on thursday
davepoobond: =P
davepoobond: whats it matter, y’got 2 more days, who cares
davepoobond: ::bangs his head on the table::
Phoenix: lol
Phoenix: Where there ::slides a nail on the table when his head should land::
davepoobond: @.@
#6494: davepoobond -> Phoenix
davepoobond: e-surance – n. online insurance, insuring your internet access
Phoenix: …. scary
davepoobond: we should open that
davepoobond: we’d make millions of dollars
Phoenix: ….your probably right
davepoobond: oh yaaaaa
UPDATE January 26, 2000
dAvE bOnD: i put up a story made by Phoenix. Its pretty funny, and he said he’d give me some more stories to put on. So…yeah, wait for the stories then. Also some pictures and a poem that isnt exactly a poem but i just put it there anyway. Email me with some comments about the site…i’m getting pretty bored every now and then…actually a lot more than that…but still…email me at davebond_cashmm@hotmail.com