“My neutered cat has a bigger wang than you.”
– Nose
Tag Archives: Nose
Quote #15598
“Would you like to go out with me. We can get naked, cover ourselves in peanut butter and stand in the woods. Or we could get pizza.”
– Nose
Quote #15597
“Get your boob out of my eye”
– Nose
Quote #15596
“Please don’t make me cut you”
– Nose
Quote #15595
“Your cheaper than an 8 dollar a day hooker.”
– Nose
Quote #15594
“That’s about as likely as me being surrounded by naked 300 pound woman on the set of Frasier while I’m eating a bowl of onions and bugs with my feet cut off and placed on a serving tray for a long dead egyptian king”
– Nose
Quote #15593
“My friend would like to buy your ass for a quarter”
– Nose
Quote #15592
“Stop licking my grandfather!”
– Nose
Quote #15591
“I’m a psychotic porn star midget. I like oily foods and cheese. Grease is your friend. I also like 1950’s foreign horror films and sniffing glue and other substances. I also play the guitar.”
– Nose
Quote #15590
“slurpy”
– Nose
Quote #15589
“poop shaloop shama lama ding dong”
– Nose
Quote #15588
“Squirell nutball potato smurf cranberry milk titanic nipples, red monkey butt is good for the heart”
– Nose
Quote #15587
“My nose is the sexiest nose in the world. If you think you have a sexier nose, e-mail me, and i’ll e-mail you back saying, ‘no you don’t.'”
– Nose
#10510: stimpyismyname -> davepoobond
stimpyismyname: abcddddddddddddndndnddd
Auto response from davepoobond: i’m at my bass lesson
davepoobond: thats good
stimpyismyname: suck my dick
stimpyismyname: I got a fatty for you right here
davepoobond: …ook
stimpyismyname: in my trousers
stimpyismyname: thats Nose…
davepoobond: no shit
stimpyismyname: not
stimpyismyname: it’s actually my dick typing
davepoobond: wow you have the most talented shlong in the world
davepoobond: must be great to be on the receiving end
stimpyismyname: I have to squat to compensate for the shortness butn it does its job
stimpyismyname: andy helps a little too
stimpyismyname: ok thasts enough
davepoobond: aww
#10506: stimpyismyname -> davepoobond
stimpyismyname: cockknocker
davepoobond: lol
stimpyismyname: cunt rag
stimpyismyname: let me know when one strikes your fancy
stimpyismyname: cunt cunt
stimpyismyname: dousch rocket
stimpyismyname: queerboat
davepoobond: i think cunt rag did it for me
stimpyismyname: good to know
stimpyismyname: noodles
stimpyismyname: snoogins
stimpyismyname: yeah… that was Nose and elmoisfurry
stimpyismyname: g2g
davepoobond: ok