“Mrs. Stickums
I have a dentist appointment today at lunch so I can not do the project today at lunch so I was wondering if we could do it at lunch on Wednesday. because (scribbled out)
Bessy Cowtta
No-Sorry! Mrs. S”
– a note found at davepoobond’s high school
Mrs. Stickums: “What does a taco have?”
davepoobond: “meat, taco…shell, cheese…lettuce”
Mrs. Stickums: “so, what is that?”
davepoobond: “a… taco”
Mrs. Stickums: “no, its a combination food”
– from davepoobond’s high school
Loading ...This string of quotes are related to each other because davepoobond and elmoisfurry went into a “quote-off” against each other, writing down all the things they said/did for a class period during Health class with Mrs. Stickums. It was a really shitty class and there wasn’t much else to do.
This is the second part of the “Quote-off” where elmoisfurry was writing down the things davepoobond was doing.
–
“ok”
::shakes head::
::laughs::
::laughs::
it’s a…
::laughs::
::yawns for 10 seconds then laughs for no reason!::
“uh heh heh…heh heh heh!”
::waves pencil, then clicks it::
“looks like wavis”
::picks binder::
“it’s not a quote, it’s just a…it’s just an action”
::sniffs::
::yawns::
This string of quotes are related to each other because davepoobond and elmoisfurry went into a “quote-off” against each other, writing down all the things they said/did for a class period during Health class with Mrs. Stickums. It was a really shitty class and there wasn’t much else to do.
–
“what? quote-off?
::laugh::
“bastard”
“ah…bastard. not again”
“…can erase”
“I never said that, stupid!”
“yeah, I know which one it is, dumbass”
“fuck”
::coughs and puts his head down::
::smells his arm::
“a little dabby doo”
“let me dab a lil’ on you”
“comon ::snap snap snap::”
“comon, let’s finish this crap”
“stop writing everything I say”
“friggin paperatzi”
“its paperatzi, right there stupid”
“what was that? rooof?”
“rooof? I didn’t say that”
::shakes his head::
“fff”
“I’m not gonna move at all”
::holds his hand to his mouth::
“what’s so funny?”
“yessss”
“no”
::laugh::
“what? laugh?”
“oh my god”
“pshh”
::laugh::
“a little dab will do ya”
“examine the eye”
::shrugs::
“hrrsh”
“I said rrr…rr…rr”
“it was quiet, and all of a sudden”
::leans back and imitates davepoobond, yawning and laughing all of a sudden::
“that’s really yawn, ho”
“I’m quote-writer today”
::growl::
–
After this elmoisfurry started doing the same thing to davepoobond.
“did you make a death-wish today?”
– Mrs. Stickums
“this isn’t Burger King, where you can drive through!”
– Mrs. Stickums
“my hands are craving your neck right now!”
– Mrs. Stickums
“this is a ‘do’ day not a ‘due’ day!”
– Mrs. Stickums
“check your desks for discombobulation”
– Mrs. Stickums
“okay now tomorrow, remember to bring your pretties”
– Mrs. Stickums
“you’ve got to zig so I can zag”
– Mrs. Stickums
“the last thing I got from you was a month”
– Mrs. Stickums
“times 30 times 12 times 5 times 7”
– Mrs. Stickums
“lets do 4 dollars…times 7…times what?”
– Mrs. Stickums