“you gotta see what this monkey is doing!”
– from the Radio
Tag Archives: monkey
Quote #15454
“want a banana you little monkey bitch?”
– from the Radio
Quote #15321
“move, monkey bird”
– The Pirates of Dark Water
Quote #15098
“Right Zabu?”
::a monkey jumps from one side of the screen to the other side::
– from the TV
Quote #14054
“sometimes its monkey see, monkey do, and I don’t wanna do!”
– Mrs. Dolt
Quote #13872
“You give a monkey’s fart a bad name.”
– Boxtop11
Quote #13843
“a karate kicking chimpanzee will kick your butt!”
– from a book
Joke #13304
Q: How do you fix a monkey?
A: With a monkey wrench.
Joke #12382
DAUGHTER: “Mommy, Billy and I want to play monkeys at the zoo and we want you to play. You can be the nice lady who gives us candy and peanuts.”
How You Know If You Should Have Plastic Surgery
There are many reasons why people have plastic surgery and we offer some of them here:
– You meet “Big Foot” in the woods and he faints when he sees you.
– You’re not allowed in the zoo because you scare the animals.
– An organ grinder offers you a job as his monkey.
– Your teacher makes you sit facing the back of the room.
– A cop gives you a ticket for being criminally ugly.
Joke #11916
Q: How does a baboon make phone calls?
A: He just monkeys around on the line!
Joke #11244
Q: Why was the Wicked Witch of the West eventually destroyed?
A: She just had a monkey on her back.
The Laughing Monkey Girl
There was a laughing monkey girl that visited work yesterday.
This monkey girl was making a weird high pitched sound that sounded like "EEE EEE EEEEEEEEE." It sounded like a squeaky wheel at first or something wrong with the escalator.
It was only later that I figured out that was her actual laugh!
Some asshole was making her laugh more, and the whole time i was like "where the fuck is that sound coming from??"
It was so annoying, you could hear it clear across the store. I thought she was dying, cause it made no sense to me how someone could be making that noise unintentionally.
I didn’t even see her until she walked past the Customer Service desk where I worked, and I just stared in awe at this weird short white girl with nasty long hair laughing with that high pitched noise with some gay dude hugging her as he was laughing.
I guess he was laughing at her laugh, which in turn made her laugh even more.
After they left, another worker from the other side of the store popped her head out from behind a rack of clothing, and looked towards me, asking "Did you HEAR that?? What WAS that???"
That was weird.
baremon
baremon – n. a monkey that comes over and takes your pants
cityord
cityord – n. an attack of 500 monkeys on a village