novrat – v. to pour milk on your old man’s head
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vanilla milk
vanilla milk – n. milk that tastes like vanilla
avonbo
avonbo – adj. to feel like a nice warm glass of milk
beer cow
beer cow – n. a cow that milks beer instead of milk
considine
considine – n. yellow milk
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The Milk Men
The Twisted Story of Binobobo and His Demise
Prologue
Bobo was a simple farmer in Wisconsin. He farmed cheese. Cheese is very popular in Wisconsin, which is why he farmed cheese. Cheese is made from milk. Bobo had cows, therefore he had milk, and with milk, he had cheese.
Chapter 1
Obo was a superhero. He had super powers, such as the ability to punch through walls. One day Obo was flying over the city of Wisconsin, which is a city in Wisconsin, when he saw a crime being comitted. The crime, specifically, was a typical bank robbery. Obo was just about to stop it when one of the robbers handed him a sack of money as a bribe. Obo looked at the robbers for a while, then decided to mind his own business and flew away with the sack of money. Thus, Obo “went bad.”
Chapter 2
Bingo was a happy monkey. He’s been like that for as long as he could remember, which is about five seconds. You see Bingo, too, was a super hero. He had the power of a very short term memory. This was useful for lots of things. One was if someone kept telling him the same joke over and over, it would still be funny. He could talk, too.
Chapter 3
Bobo, Obo, and Bingo meet as a result of a wormhole opening where each of them were standing.
“Hi,” said Bobo.
“Hello, I’m a talking monkey,” said Bingo.
“Hey, maybe we should team up and be three times as powerful and be a super, super, super hero!” said Obo.
“Hello, I’m a talking monkey,” said Bingo.
“I think it would only be a super, super hero,” said Bobo, “for you see, I am a simple farmer while you and the monkey are super heroes.”
“Hi, I’m a talking monkey.” said Bingo.
“Fine, whatever,” said Obo, “We can be a super, super hero that can make cheese!”
“Now yer talkin’!” said Bobo.
“Hi, I’m a talking monkey,” said Bingo.
Chapter 4
Obo, Bingo, and Bobo mash their bodies together in a trash compactor and become a “super, super hero that can make cheese,” which will now be known simply as “Binobobo.”
Chapter 5
Hamburgler was plotting an evil scheme to get rid of the newly arisen Binobobo. Hamburgler hated all super heroes, especially ones with names like Binobobo. His plan was to feed Binobobo a Sausage McMuffin, then wait for Binobobo to explode!
Chapter 6
“I’m hungry,” said Binobobo, “let’s get some chow!”
“Ok by me!” said Binobobo.
“I’m a talking monkey,” said Binobobo
Chapter 7
Binobobo was on his way to Taco Bell to get some Zesty Tacos when he heard someone say, “Um, excuse me Mr. Binobobo, but would you be interested in some free food?”
“Free food?!” said Binobobo, “How can any one refuse free food?!” So he flew down to where the man calling him was. It was at McDonalds. He glanced at the sign.
McDonalds
We love to see you smile – then explode!!
“Hmm…I don’t know about this…what do you think, Binobobo?” asked Binobobo.
“Seems fine to me, even though I hate McDonalds,” said Binobobo.
“I’m a talking monkey…hey, wait, I already said that. Geez, you guys are so boring that I actually remember what I said five seconds ago-Hi, I’m a talking monkey,” said Binobobo
“Whoa,” thought Hamburgler, “this guy is weirder than my commercials!”
“Ok!” said Binobobo, “Now we can take your food!”
“Hmm…maybe you’d better take three of these Sausage McMuffins…” said Hamburgler.
“Nonsense, we aren’t three people anymore,” said Binobobo, “Just three people mashed together!”
“Oh…I…see…” said Hamburgler while he handed Binobobo the Sausage McMuffin, “Here you go…free food!”
“Thank you!” said Binobobo.
“I’m a talking monkey,” said Binobobo
Binobobo ate the sausage McMuffin and exploded, as planned. The End
Quote #6701
“so drink Hershey’s milk”
– from the radio
Church Bulletins
– Our next song is “Angels We Have Heard Get High”.
– Don’t let worry kill you–let the church help.
– Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.
– For those of you who have children and don’t know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
– Weight Watchers will meet a 7 p.m. at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance.
– Jean will be leading a weight-management series Wednesday nights. She’s used the program herself and has been growing like crazy!
– The rosebud on the altar this morning is to announce the birth of David Alan Belzer, the sin of Rev. and Mrs. Julius Belzer.
– This afternoon there will be a meeting in the South and North ends of the church. Children will be baptized at both ends.
– Tuesday at 4:00 p.m. there will be an ice cream social. All ladies giving milk will please come early.
– This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward and lay an egg on the altar.
– The service will close with Little Drops of Water. One of the ladies will start quietly and the rest of the congregation will join in.
– Next Sunday a special collection will be taken to defray the cost of the new carpet. All those wishing to do something on the carpet should come forward and do so.
– The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind. They can be seen in the church basement Saturday.
– Thursday night–Potluck supper. Prayer and medication to follow.
– Eight new choir robes are currently needed, due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.
– The senior choir invites any member of the congregation who enjoys sinning to join the choir.
– At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be “What is Hell?” Come early and listen to our choir practice.
– During the absence of our pastor, we enjoyed the rare privilege of hearing a good sermon when A. B. Doe supplied our pulpit.
– The Rev. Adams spoke briefly, much to the delight of his audience.
– The church is glad to have with us today as our guest minister the Rev. Shirley Green, who has Mrs. Green with him. After the service we request that all remain in the sanctuary for the Hanging of the Greens.
– The eighth graders will be presenting Shakespeare’s Hamlet” in the church basement on Friday at 7 p.m. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.
– The 1991 Spring Council Retreat will be hell May 10 and 11.
– Pastor is on vacation. Massages can be given to church secretary.
– Please join us as we show our support for Amy and Alan in preparing for the girth of their first child.
– Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.
Joke #5327
Q: How did the blonde die drinking milk?
A: The cow stepped on her.
zumbloop
zumbloop – n. carbonated milk
veidemani
veidemani – v. to drink breast milk you thought was cow’s milk
tiseliot
tiseliot – v. to go without milk for a long time