Q: What pet food goes best with milk?
A: People crackers!
Tag Archives: milk
Joke #17485
Q: Why do cats prefer milk?
A: It’s purr-fectly delicious!
Cheese – made of moonrock or milk?
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“The guttural General was thrown into really bad tasting milk.”
– davepoobond
Quote #16468
“milk is the favorite drink in the middle house”
– from somewhere around davepoobond’s high school
Quote #15588
“Squirell nutball potato smurf cranberry milk titanic nipples, red monkey butt is good for the heart”
– Nose
Quote #15183
“get me some milk and a dog-quick!”
– from the TV
Quote #15172
“aw, go jump in some milk!”
– from the TV
Quote #15115
“rrr! pass the milk!”
– from the TV
Quote #14749
“Do I look like a cat to you? Do you see me jumpin’ around all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree? Do I lick milk from a saucer? DO YOU SEE ME EATING MICE?!”
– Super Troopers (2001)
Joke #13772
Q: Why is Santa so jolly?
A: Wouldn’t you be, if you could eat milk and cookies all night long?
Joke #13750
Q: What’s invisible and smells like milk and cookies?
A: Santa’s burps.