Q: I run, yet I have no legs. What am I?
A: A nose.
Tag Archives: leg
Joke #11713
Q: What has two arms, four legs and eats light bulbs?
A: A space creature, because he’s a light eater.
Joke #11552
Boy: Doc, do you think I can play football after this cast is off my leg?
Doctor: Certainly.
Boy: Thanks. I couldn’t play before.
Joke #11544
Q: What has eighteen legs and catches flies?
A: A baseball team.
Joke #11528
Q: Why does a baseball pitcher raise one leg when he pitches?
A: If he raised both legs, he would fall down.
Joke #11463
Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs?
A: Right where you left him.
Joke #11156
Q: What do you call a dog with a metal box for hind legs?
A: Sparky.
Joke #9165
Toward the end of their senior year in high school, students were required to take a CPR course. The classes used the well known mannequin victim, Rescue Anne, to practice.
Rescue Anne was legless to allow for storage in a carrying case.
The class went off in groups to practice. As instructed, one of the students gently shook the doll and asked, “Are you all right?” He then put his ear over the mannequin’s mouth to listen for breathing.
Suddenly, the student turned to the instructor and exclaimed, “She says she can’t feel her legs!”
Joke #9073
Q: Why was Helen Keller’s leg yellow?
A: Her dog was blind too.
Joke #9040
Q: What has four legs and no ears?
A: Mike Tyson’s dog.
Joke #8924
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and an ironing board?
A: Its difficult to open the legs on an ironing board.
Joke #8874
Q: What did the blonde’s right leg say to the left leg?
A: Nothing, they haven’t met!
Joke #8873
Q: How does a blonde part their hair?
A: By doing the splits.
Joke #8872
Q: What did the blonde’s left leg say to her right leg?
A: Between the two of us, we can make a lot of money.
Joke #5546
Q: What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?
A: Fucked