Q: What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?
A: Bob
Tag Archives: leg
Joke #5544
Q: What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs laying on a beach?
A: Sandy
Joke #5543
Q: What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs laying on your porch?
A: Matt
Joke #5542
Q: What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs hanging on your wall?
A: Art
Joke #5529
Q: What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs laying in a ditch?
A: Phil
Joke #5455
Q: What has two legs and bleeds?
A: Half a dog!
Joke #5453
Q: Why did the poo cross the road?
A: It never did; poo doesn’t have legs.
Joke #5329
Q: What did the blonde’s left leg say to the right?
A: We never met.
Joke #5204: Broken Leg
“HOW DID IT HAPPEN?” the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he set the man’s broken leg.
“Well, doc, 25 years ago …”
“Never mind the past. Tell me how you broke your leg this morning.”
“Like I was saying…25 years ago, when I first started working on the farm, that night, right after I’d gone to bed, the farmer’s beautiful daughter came into my room. She asked me if there was anything I wanted. I said, ‘No, everything is fine.’
‘Are you sure?’ she asked.
‘I’m sure.’
‘Isn’t there anything I can do for you?’
‘I reckon not,'”
“Excuse me,” said the doctor, “What does this story have to do with your leg?”
“Well, this morning,” the farmhand explained, “it dawned on me what she meant, and I fell off the roof!”
Joke #5200: Devout Catholic
Maria is a devout Catholic. (No condoms for her!) She gets married and has 17 children…and then her husband dies. She remarries two weeks later…and has 22 children by her second husband. She dies.
At her wake, the priest looks tenderly at Maria as she lies in her coffin, looks up to the heavens, and says, “At last…they’re finally together.” A man standing next to him asks, “Excuse me, Father, but do you mean her and her FIRST husband, or her and her SECOND husband?”
“No,” the priest says politely, “I mean her LEGS.”
tagur
tagur – n. someone who got their ribs taken out just so they could put their head between their own legs
kankle
kankle – n. extreme obesity that gives the appearance of a leg without an ankle (calf to foot)