1ST MAILMAN: “A dog bit me on the leg this morning!”
2ND MAILMAN: “Did you put anything on it?”
1ST MAILMAN: “No, he liked it plain.”
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“a man is measured only how much a man he really is by his leg hairs, …and for women that look like men, too. If you shave your legs, you may as well be a woman.”
– davepoobond
Quote #17038
“the timid little creature had bit Barney on the leg”
– davepoobond
Quote #16536
“Leg is not a scientific name”
– Mrs. Stickums
Quote #16280
“ow! my leg is gonna die!”
– from somewhere around davepoobond’s high school
Quote #15793
“well-muscled legs”
– Ms. Signs
Quote #15051
“I like to bite off all the legs and suck on the head”
– from the TV
Quote #14197
“how do I go from the long leg to the small leg?”
– Mr. P-yooson
Quote #14110
“In G one, how many of these legs do you have?”
– Mrs. Biology Bitch
Quote #13709
“you’re gonna have a leg up on all the other sections that don’t study Chapter 8”
– Dr. OldNBald
Joke #13344
Q: What has four legs and goes booo?
A: A cow with a cold.
You Have Bad Luck If…
How can you tell if you’re one of life’s losers? …You don’t have any luck at all if:
– When you put a coin in the soda machine, you get your soda before the cup drops into place.
– You find a ten-dollar bill and get arrested when you try to spend it because it’s counterfeit.
– You get your big break and make the football team only to trip over the bench and break your leg.
– You start to go bald at the same time you reach puberty.
– The guarantee on your used car expires two hours before the car’s engine does.
Joke #12903
Did you hear about the bow-legged man who married a knock-kneed woman? When they stand together they spell out the word, “OX.”