Q: What did the tree say to the wind?
A: “Leaf” me alone!
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Funny Ways to Say You’re Leaving
Don’t you ever get bored of just saying “bye”? Well, now you have a list of exciting things to say instead! If you have more of these, leave a comment!
- Make like a tree and leaf.
- Make like a chainsaw and cut out.
- Make like a spider and bug out.
- Make like a rock and roll.
- Make like a Shepard and get the flock out.
- Make like a banana and peel out.
- Make like Knott’s Berry Farm and jam.
- Make like an atom and split.
- Make like a fetus and bust out of this mother.
- I’m out like a trout!
- Make like a ball and bounce.
Joke #18381
Q: Why don’t trees go on trips?
A: Because they’re afraid to leaf home.
Joke #18162
Q: Why did the autumn leaves have to stay after school?
A: Because they missed the gust.
Quote #16676
“If the leaves moved, I’d bet you’d stop and watch them”
– Mrs. Stickums
Joke #11106
Q: What did the leaves name their sons?
A: Russel.
Joke #10731
Q: What did one autumn leaf say to the other?
A: I’m falling for you!