“I will research your DNA if i hafto!”
::3 people laugh stupidly::
– from somewhere around davepoobond’s high school
Tag Archives: laugh
Quote #14335
“a working Joe Shmoe”
::laugh::
– Ms. Boms
Quote #14330
“with my super vision”
::stupid laugh::
– Ms. Boms
Joke #13201
I wish laughter was the best medicine. A comedian would make a house call cheaper than a doctor would.
Joke #11038
Q: What do you call a modern sitcom about a funny suburban kid who picks his nose and laughs obnoxiously?
A: “Leave It to Beavis”
The Laughing Monkey Girl
There was a laughing monkey girl that visited work yesterday.
This monkey girl was making a weird high pitched sound that sounded like "EEE EEE EEEEEEEEE." It sounded like a squeaky wheel at first or something wrong with the escalator.
It was only later that I figured out that was her actual laugh!
Some asshole was making her laugh more, and the whole time i was like "where the fuck is that sound coming from??"
It was so annoying, you could hear it clear across the store. I thought she was dying, cause it made no sense to me how someone could be making that noise unintentionally.
I didn’t even see her until she walked past the Customer Service desk where I worked, and I just stared in awe at this weird short white girl with nasty long hair laughing with that high pitched noise with some gay dude hugging her as he was laughing.
I guess he was laughing at her laugh, which in turn made her laugh even more.
After they left, another worker from the other side of the store popped her head out from behind a rack of clothing, and looked towards me, asking "Did you HEAR that?? What WAS that???"
That was weird.
This and That Theory
Everyone is always confusing me with right and left. Don’t laugh. It’s very confusing when you think about it. There’s right and left, your right my left, and my right your left. It really all depends on what relation the other person is standing to you. I have come up with a solution to this problem. From now on, insted of left and right, it will be this and that. You may think it sounds even more confusing, but it’s not when you think about it. If you use “this” instead of left and “that” instead of right. There is no more my or your.
Old
“Clip the wire on my right… or is it your right or your left…” :: BOOM::
New
“Clip the wire on that side.” :: World is saved ::
It is the perfect solution for a big problem!
Quote #6698
::laughing::
“I love the way that she smells”
– Donkmaster
Joke #5253: The Lady and The Bank President
A little old lady went into the Bank of Canada one day, carrying a bag of money. She insisted that she must speak with the president of the bank to open a savings account because, “It’s alot of money!”
After much hemming and hawing, the bank staff finally ushered her into the president’s office (the customer is always right!). The bank president then asked her how much she would like to deposit. She replied, “$165,000!” and dumped the cash out of her bag onto his desk. The president was of course curious as to how she came by all this cash, so he asked her, “Ma’am, I’m surprised you’re carrying so much cash around. Where did you get this money?
“The old lady replied, “I make bets.”
The president then asked, “Bets? What kind of bets?
“The old woman said, “Well, for example, I’ll bet you $25,000 that your balls are square.”
“Ha!” laughed the president, “That’s a stupid bet. You can never win that kind of bet!”
The old lady challenged, “So, would you like to take my bet?”
“Sure,” said the president, “I’ll bet $25,000 that my balls are not square!”
The little old lady then said, “Okay, but since there is a lot of money involved, may I bring my lawyer with me tomorrow at 10 am as a witness?”
“Sure!” replied the confident president.
That night, the president got very nervous about the bet and spent a long time in front of a mirror checking his balls, turning from side to side, again and again. He thoroughly checked them out until he was sure that there was absolutely no way his balls were square and that he would win the bet.
The next morning, at precisely 10am, the little old lady appeared with her lawyer at the president’s office. She introduced the lawyer to the president and repeated the bet “$25,000 says the president’s balls are square!” The president agreed with the betagain and the old lady asked him to drop his pants so they could all see. The president complied.The little old lady peered closely at his balls and then asked if she could feel them. “Well, Okay,” said the president, “$25,000 is a lot of money, so I guess you should be absolutely sure.”
Just then, he noticed that the lawyer was quietly banging his head against the wall.
The president asked the old lady, “What the hell’s the matter with your lawyer?” She replied, “Nothing, except I bet him $100,000 that at 10 am today I’d have The Bank of Canada’s president’s balls in my hand.”
yavioda
yavioda – v. to fart, burp, yawn, sneeze, giggle, pick your nose and ear at the same time
sebako
sebako – v. to yawn for 10 seconds then laugh for no reason
archuleta
archuleta – v. to laugh at a wheel