
Point out 3 basic, plain words referring to everyday items

“there’s no Kleenex! fuck! I’m gonna die!”
– davepoobond
“Get a Kleenex, quick quick quick!”
– Mrs. Stickums
“I eat kleenex, can food drives, things like that”
– Mrs. Stickums
“Outside with the Kleenex”
– Mrs. Stickums
yetkom – v. to wipe your ass with Kleenex cause there’s nothing else around
yellek – n. a used Kleenex with boogers in it
unblunk – adj. to be allergic to rooms with Kleenex
sorgenfrey – v. to put trash into a Kleenex box while there’s still Kleenex in it
otomix – n. a neverending box of Kleenex
oop – n. a rope of snot coming from your nose. You just keep pulling and pulling, and it feels like it’ll never stop. it especially sucks when you have no Kleenex around, and you just have to pull it with your hands, and pretty soon your hands are covered in snot.
incheh – v. to throw a used Kleenex into a campfire
gardmeerq – v. to eat a wet, squishy, used Kleenex just blown into