Tag Archives: Kleenex
What are peacocks good for?
Quote #17095
“there’s no Kleenex! fuck! I’m gonna die!”
– davepoobond
Quote #16622
“Get a Kleenex, quick quick quick!”
– Mrs. Stickums
Quote #16496
“I eat kleenex, can food drives, things like that”
– Mrs. Stickums
Quote #16477
“Outside with the Kleenex”
– Mrs. Stickums
What do you use to blow your nose?
yetkom
yetkom – v. to wipe your ass with Kleenex cause there’s nothing else around
yellek
yellek – n. a used Kleenex with boogers in it
unblunk
unblunk – adj. to be allergic to rooms with Kleenex
sorgenfrey
sorgenfrey – v. to put trash into a Kleenex box while there’s still Kleenex in it
otomix
otomix – n. a neverending box of Kleenex
oop
oop – n. a rope of snot coming from your nose. You just keep pulling and pulling, and it feels like it’ll never stop. it especially sucks when you have no Kleenex around, and you just have to pull it with your hands, and pretty soon your hands are covered in snot.
incheh
incheh – v. to throw a used Kleenex into a campfire
gardmeerq
gardmeerq – v. to eat a wet, squishy, used Kleenex just blown into