Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sarah!
Sarah who?
Sarah ghost in the house?
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Joke #17647
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Soup!
Soup, who?
Soup-er natural beings are in this house!
Joke #17635
Q: Who writes all the books about haunted houses?
A: Ghostwriters, who else?
Joke #17617
Q: What did the guard at the haunted house say?
A: “Halt! Who ghost there?”
Joke #17615
Q: Who greets you at the door of a haunted house?
A: A ghost host!
Joke #17573
Q: What did the salesman say when he knocked on the door of the doghouse?
A: “I’d like to speak to the Mastiff of the house, please!”
Joke #17505
Q: Which pets are always found lying around the house?
A: Carpets!
What do you think Michael Jackson would do…
Loading ...which of the following describes your humble abode (house)?
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“There is blood stains all over the house and won’t come off the walls. Should we move?”
– davepoobond
Quote #17066
“I look like a cottage in the woods when I put this on!”
– davepoobond
Quote #16993
“I’m in my PE clothes… older pe clothes. not my new ones. ….it’s my house clothes.”
– davepoobond
Quote #16917
“You and your friends poop in my house”
– davepoobond
Quote #16915
“I love pooping in my house”
– davepoobond
Quote #16914
“You practice pooping in my house”
– davepoobond