National School-Dances-Suck Day – n. a holiday that occurs on November 1st.
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National Realize-That-You-Don’t-Matter Day
National Realize-That-You-Don’t-Matter Day – n. a holiday that occurs on September 17
National Sleep-In-Class Day
National Sleep-In-Class Day – n. a holiday that occurs on April 2nd
National Stop-Procrastination Day
National Stop-Procrastination Day – n. a holiday that occurs on March 31st.
National Celebrate-Your-Teachers’-Birthdays Day
National Celebrate-Your-Teachers’-Birthdays Day – n. a holiday that occurs on November 2nd
National Stay-In-School-Longer-Than-Necessary Day
National Stay-In-School-Longer-Than-Necessary Day – n. a holiday that occurs on July 2nd.
National Love-The-House-You’re-In Day
National Love-The-House-You’re-In Day – n. a holiday that occurs on July 3rd
National Sibling-Birthday Day
National Sibling-Birthday Day – n. a holiday that occurs every year on July 10th
Talk Like a Pirate Day
Talk Like a Pirate Day – n. an international holiday that occurs every year on September 19th. You talk like a pirate all day. There’s a web site for it here: http://www.talklikeapirate.com/
National Realize-The-Romance-You-Have…
National Realize-The-Romance-You-Have-Isn’t-Going-To-Work-Out-And-Move-On Day – n. a holiday that occurs on January 2nd
National Be-Envious-Of-The-Girl-You-Like’s-Boyfriend Day
National Be-Envious-Of-The-Girl-You-Like’s-Boyfriend Day – n. a holiday that occurs on October 26
National Go-Out-And-Conquer-Something Day
National Go-Out-And-Conquer-Something Day – n. a holiday that takes place on May 27.
National It’s-All-About-My-Birthday Day
National It’s-All-About-My-Birthday Day – n. a holiday that takes place on August 14th.
The Curse of the Halloween Pencil
The Curse of the Halloween Pencil – n. all Halloween pencils have a curse. If someone breaks a Halloween pencil in half, they instantly become a wussy pansie for the rest of their life. Be careful out there, if you break a Halloween pencil, you’ll never get laid again! (by a girl, if you’re a guy, or a guy if you’re a girl, unless money is involved).
Joke #18729
A family had moved to Seattle from Texas, and each of them missed their old home.
That December, when they went to pick up their first-grade son from school, his teacher told them about a conversation she overheard.
One boy said, “We’re Catholic, and we are going to Christmas Mass.”
“Were Jewish,” said another child. “And we’re going to have a Hanukkah celebration.”
Madison chimed in, “We’re Texans, and were going to have a barbecue.”