Q: Which carol is about men with beards and moustaches?
A: God Rest Ye Hairy Gentlemen.
Tag Archives: holiday stuff
Joke #13738
Q: What carol does every horse love?
A: Deck the Stalls!
Joke #13737
Q: Which carol is about small royalty?
A: Wee Three Kings.
Joke #13734
Q: What’s a female sheep’s favorite time of the year?
A: Ewe Near’s Eve
Joke #13733
Q: What does Frosty the Snowman hang on his Christmas tree?
A: Icicles.
Joke #13732
Q: What’s the best holiday gift to get for someone who has everything?
A: Nothing!
Joke #13731
Q: If Frosty the Snowman married a vampire, what would they name their child?
A: Frostbite.
Joke #13730
Q: What’s red and shakes like a bowl full of jelly?
A: Strawberry Jell-O, silly!
Joke #13729
Q: How can you tell when Santa Claus is on your roof?
A: Your television reception is bad!
Joke #13728
Q: When does a reindeer have a trunk?
A: When it is going on vacation.
Joke #13727
Dora: “Who is your favorite ghost from A Christmas Carol?”
Alonso: “The Ghost of Christmas Presents!”
Joke #13726
Q: What do you get a monster for the holidays?
A: A really big present.
Joke #13725
Q: What do pigs sing on New Year’s Eve?
A: Auld Lang Swine.
Joke #13724
Q: Who is reindeer milk best for?
A: Baby reindeer!
Joke #13723
Q: If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light?
A: A womenorah!