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Kurt Cobain’s Magic Talking 8-Ball

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Q: Kurt Will I ever Over-dose in the future?

A: No you’ll end up just like me

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Q: Kurt Will I ever get a girlfriend?

A: The future is fuzzy from the hangover

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Q: Kurt Will you ever come back?

A: No I like it in Hell

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Q: Kurt Is your wife HOT?

A: Now how am I SUPPOSE TO KNOW?

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Q: Kurt did you kill your self?

A: The chances are High, just like me

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Q: Kurt did you smoke weed a lot?

A: HAHAHAHAHA he said Weed HAHAHAHA

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Q: Kurt are you gay or what?

A: Hey it’s HARD to find a women in hell…

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Q: Kurt, Yes or No?

A: Or

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Q: Kurt do you have cocaine I can have?

A: Ask Tommorow (and bring cash)

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Q: Kurt can I marry your wife?

A: Hey kid: Nice Ass ::wink wink::

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Q: Kurt is it true your in an 8 ball?

A: Hey i chose to come in here, I just like being in balls…

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Q: Kurt, will I ever find a GOOD girlfriend?

A: You just found a new boyfriend

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Q: Kurt, do I look sexy or what?

A: I like every bone in your body, especially mine ((eww sick))

Q: Kurt do you miss your Nirvana band?

A: Yeah I haven’t done Stereroids in a while, wait what was the question?

(C) Blonde Jokes, Jokes

Joke #5268

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A blonde woman gets on a plane headed for Miami. The blonde woman has a coach ticket but spots an open seat in first class, so, she takes it. The flight attendant walks up and says, “I’m sorry, Miss, but you will have to go back to your seat in coach.” The blonde woman refuses, “I’m blonde, I’m a woman, and I’m staying right here.”

Then the flight attendant goes to get the captain and brings him back to the problem blonde. The captain says, “Miss, you have to go back to your seat now.” She responds with, “I’m blonde, I’m a woman, and I’m staying right here..”

Then the captain bends over and whispers something in the blonde’s ear. She then gets up and walks back to her seat in coach. The flight attendant is amazed and askes, “How did you do that?” The captain simply said, “I told her this half of the plane wasn’t going to Miami.”

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Joke #5201: Catch It

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There was a little boy walking one day and he walked by this house. On the front porch of the house was an old man. The man says to the boy, “Where are you going with that chicken wire?” The boy says, “To catch chickens!” The man says, “You can’t catch chickens with chicken wire!” After a couple of hours the boy returns with a dozen chickens on the wire. The man was amazed and the asked the boy for his secret. He did not reveal it. The next day, the same boy walked by the same man but now with duct tape. “Where you going with duct tape, boy?” “To catch ducks!” “You can’t catch ducks with duct tape!” “Watch!” says the boy. A few hours later, he returns with ducks lined along the tape. Again the old man was amazed and really wanted the secret. The next day after, the boy walks by again. The old man says, ” Where you going with that stick?” The boy says, “This ain’t no stick, this here is a pussy willow.” The old man says, “Wait here so I can grab my hat and I’ll be right with ya!”