woman – n. a stupid piece of shit that’s only good for sex, and some aren’t even good for that
;} a lying, evil creature with no brain or soul, created in Hell to make men suffer
;} somebody that will lie to you, break your heart, and ruin the way you think about all other women
;} God’s first mistake
;} something God made to be a sex toy for men, since God didn’t give women any brains
;} women are not only stupid, they’re liars too.
Ex. Sharon Turner is a woman.
TREFOR JONES – n. ONE BIG WORD FAG he has sex with his dad and licks his moms penis he eats his dogs shit and rubs his ass on his sisters nipples he has a gang bang with his family and he thinks he is god and always complains because he has one caff what a faggot god knows he likes men and the only reason anyone ever does something with him is because he is dead last resort he sucks up to every one and bites penis trefor eat shit you dick licking cunt sucker
theophagy – n. the ritual practice of God-eating
murgatroyd – n. the God that controls all machines and houses suspended by a large pole like in the Jetsons
lorar – n. the ancient pig God of shaving from the lakishimnatahooie tree in Central Bulgaria. <see lakishimnatahooie>
glorkensplock – n. a letter that can not be found in any alphabet, and is considered the key to findng a true God. Its an “X” with “o’s” on every end of it.
Finny – n. a god of people that can be seen as trucks from a distance
evoage – v. to evoke awareness of an evil god or power.
cheesezeusio – adj. to be so fasicinated with “The Power of Cheese” that you make cheese your God and you sacrifice goats for it.
cappstain – adj. to have more money than God
Alcarax – n. the God of laxatives
Ex. Thank Alcarax this piece of shit came out.