“The old man has a lot of sagacity, and gas.”
– davepoobond
Tag Archives: gas
Quote #16446
::written on a table::
“I Have GAS”
– from somewhere around davepoobond’s high school
Quote #16244
“aw man, the gas is making me high again”
– from somewhere around davepoobond’s high school
Quote #15635
“We have a motorboat with a 4-hour supply of gas. How far can we go from the marina in 5 minutes?”
– Ms. E
Quote #15233
“I hit the gas and I was gone…and goin'”
– from the TV
Quote #13873
“Poop gas, dump gas, turd gas, fart gas, shit gas, toot gas and so on all equal farts.”
– Boxtop11
Joke #13288
With the price of fuel the way it is these days, when you build a snowman, you use rocks for his eyes and nose instead of coal.
Joke #13122
An airplane ran out of gas, so the pilot parachuted out over the jungle. He landed in a cannibal pot. The chief came along and saw the pilot in the pot and yelled.
“What’s this flier doing in my soup?”
Joke #12788
I have a friend who’s so rich, it’s disgusting! When his car runs out of gas, he throws it away and buys a new one.
Joke #12624
Times have changed. Years ago, to get on the good side of his teacher, a kid would bring her an apple. Today he brings her a gallon of gas.
They Have Schools For Everything
These days they have schools for everything:
– I went to card shark school, but failed out because I didn’t cheat on the tests.
– I went to oven repair school and it was a gas.
– I dropped out of butcher school because I couldn’t hack it.
– I graduated from astronomy school and came out starry-eyed.
Joke #12538
Now I finally know what’s meant by the energy squeeze. Last week I joined a car pool and six of us drove to work in a Volkswagen.
Joke #12506
These days, the only thing emptier than my savings account is my gas tank.
Joke #12345
The gas shortage is certainly affecting crime. Yesterday two hoods robbed a bank of $50,000 and escaped on bicycles.
Joke #12159
GAS ATTENDANT: “That’s a neat car you have, mister. How many miles do you get to a gallon?”
CUSTOMER: “I only get about three miles to a gallon. My teen-aged son gets the other twenty.”