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Frog in a Salad?
Joke #21314
Q: What’s green and sits in the corner?
A: A naughty frog!
Joke #20917
Q: How did the frog cross the road?
A: He tied himself to a chicken!
Joke #20894
Q: What do you call it when a frog takes a shower?
A: Spring cleaning!
Joke #20834
A frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and was told, “You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you.”
“Wow!” the frog said, “That’s wonderful! Where will I meet her? At a party?”
“No,” said the psychic. “Next semester in her biology lab!”
Joke #18340
Q: What do you call a fairy tale about a white frog who lives with a bunch of dwarfs?
A: Snow Wart.
Joke #18061
Q: What would you get if you crossed a frog with a pig?
A: A wart hog.
Joke #18060
Q: Where do foster frogs come from?
A: Croaken homes.
Joke #18059
Q: What could you give a kangaroo for his birthday that you couldn’t give a frog?
A: A pocket watch.
Joke #17940
Q: What’s a frog’s favorite sport?
A: Fly fishing.
Joke #17861
Q: What did the frog drink when he went on a diet?
A: Diet Croak.
Joke #17727
Q: What happened to the ghost who swallowed a frog?
A: Nothing. The ghost had already croaked!
Joke #17498
Q: What do you feed your pet frog?
A: Croakers and milk!