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Dance Around the Fire
What would you do if your money was burning?
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“We have fire, we have water, we’re doin’ splits, we’re twirling around…”
– from the Radio
Quote #14666
“here comes a billion dollar campfire…”
– Cliffhanger (1993)
Joke #13153
OVERHEARD: “My wife doesn’t like to play with fire. That’s why we haven’t had a hot meal in our house for months.”
Joke #12779
Two businessmen met on a cruise and struck up a conversation. one said, “I took this trip with insurance money. I got ten thousand dollars for fire damage to my store.”
The other man replied, “What a coincidence! I’m here on insurance money too. I collected twenty thousand dollars for flood damage to my store.”
The first man eyed the other for a few minutes and then leaned over and whispered, “Say, how do you start a flood?”
Joke #12776
BOSS: “The other night I dreamed I was dead.”
EMPLOYEE: “What woke you up, the intense heat?”
Joke #12517
You can’t win today. To cut down on my electric bill, I started using candlelight at night. So what happened? …My house caught on fire and burned down.
Joke #12476
Of course you’ve heard of the Hollywood starlet who’s had so much plastic surgery that if she gets too close to an open flame she melts.
holy smoke
holy smoke – n. what happens when a church burns down
Joke #12086
An Air Force fighter pilot radioed the tower the following: “Pilot to tower. Plane on fire. Almost out of fuel and I’m over the ocean 75 miles out at 900 feet. Radio me instructions. What should I do?”
To which the tower replied: “Base to pilot. Repeat after me …. Our Father, who art in heaven ….”